Author Topic: (´･ω･`) (Read 5788 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** April 23, 2012, 08:45:43 PM »

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails

The most epic tale of #2ch stalking since Densha Otoko.

Please add :denko to emotes.

:denko :denko :denko

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:andrex

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Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:47:21 PM »

P.S. This is a Shining Wizard:

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:50:45 PM »

Will this be coming to PC?

Tasty · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:52:17 PM »

Yeah wait a second why the hell aren't I an icon yet.

etiolate · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:55:29 PM »

600 emails

Akala · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:57:54 PM »

The poor girl!

Vizzys · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:11:32 PM »

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Subject: This Is How I Feel

Contents:
I’m sorry for making you worry.
I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry. Is that what you thought I would do?
Now, I want you to take what I’m saying seriously.
I really, truly love you, Denko.
I think I would be willing to die for you, Denko.
I’ve always been trying to ensure your happiness first.
And I don’t think my feelings for you will ever change.
It’s very unfortunate things got like this right after we started dating, but we can start over.
That would be great, wouldn’t it?
Remember what I said when I confessed to you?
I still feel the way I did back then…

Well, I sent this. (´･ω･`)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:14:01 PM »

My favorite part was the "negotiated terms."

#2ch
Hahaha, talk about an unfair deal!

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FF13 gives you more freedom than that!

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:15:06 PM »

Do the motion controls add anything to the gameplay?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:15:49 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on April 23, 2012, 09:15:06 PM

Do the motion controls add anything to the gameplay?

I'm posting this Japanese cultural content in the gaming forum KOTAKU STYLE. if you don't like it you can read BORE CORE

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:16:16 PM »

I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry. Is that what you thought I would do?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:25:04 PM »

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#2ch
You’re hopeless. Find out her house and her workplace.
Girls love overbearing go-getter guys.
OP, do this if you can: Follow her to her work, her house, and her classes every day.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:25:26 PM »

I hope Denko is rape-proof.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:27:20 PM »

There's five chapters of the saga? Oh man.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:31:03 PM »

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#OP
Of course I thought about doing that, but I decided against it, since really, isn’t that stalkery?
So I decided to wait for her in the cafe instead… (´･ω･`)
No matter what road she takes, she’ll pass through here, so she can’t go anywhere

I'm in tears here

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:33:11 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on April 23, 2012, 09:31:03 PM

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#OP
Of course I thought about doing that, but I decided against it, since really, isn’t that stalkery?
So I decided to wait for her in the cafe instead… (´･ω･`)
No matter what road she takes, she’ll pass through here, so she can’t go anywhere

I'm in tears here

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:36:51 PM »

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#2ch
God damn, I’ve never seen such a revolting sack of crap.
I’ve got a good idea of why you can’t get Denko, or any friends period.

best

Akala · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:41:43 PM »

(´･ω･`) (´･ω･`)
(´･ω･`)

(´･ω･`)
(´･ω･`) 1:00

Vizzys · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:45:22 PM »

dat twist ending

pilonv1 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:47:53 PM »

I don't care if it was a giant troll, it was brilliantly executed

Takao · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:54:25 PM »

Sounds like a potential GAF thread in OT. I wonder, what do the Japanese feed their cats instead of pizza? Based on one of those posts, I want to say ramen...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:56:19 PM »

DENKO-CHAN!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:59:04 PM »

I have a close female friend who usually takes 2-3 months to respond to my emails, her replies are usually nice long multi-page messages though. Then I usually don't reply to her for another 2-3 months myself

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:02:09 PM »

Im horrible at keeping in touch with people. I REALLY have to be in the mood if you arent one of my closest friends

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:06:58 PM »

also, I find it impossible to believe that whole thread is not a put-on by mr.#op

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:09:16 PM »

Didn't have time to read the whole thing, but it is a thing of horror

I couldn't find the SHINING WIZARD reference though when I searched. Shining wizard is one of my favorite wrestling moves

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:17:50 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on April 23, 2012, 10:09:16 PM

Didn't have time to read the whole thing, but it is a thing of horror

I couldn't find the SHINING WIZARD reference though when I searched. Shining wizard is one of my favorite wrestling moves

I think it was on the second page. Maybe third. The chick threw her bag at him and knocked him down then kneed him in the chin.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #27 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:30:30 PM »

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I think the comment near the end of the second thread says it pretty well. Even if the OP was a troll, it’s scary that he could even make these things up. It’s scary because - as some of us know firsthand - people like him do exist, even if they aren’t all obvious about it online.

Whether or not the OP was real only determines whether or not Denko was a real girl suffering from real stalking. There still can be and still have been countless others whom this really, definitely happens to.

"even if"

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #28 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:48:44 PM »

Oh shit I didn't see there was a third page

Yes, the girl clearly hit him with

SHININGU WIZADO

Too bad she didn't finish him with an Ezekiel choke

pilonv1 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:53:38 PM »

I'd like to see Denko do a Space Flying Tiger Drop

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** April 23, 2012, 11:26:32 PM »

Tell me the twist, I can't bear to read all this

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31 on:** April 23, 2012, 11:28:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2012, 11:26:32 PM

Tell me the twist, I can't bear to read all this

I skimmed most of them, but dude apparently

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knocked up the A-kon girl or something.

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #32 on:** April 23, 2012, 11:43:31 PM »

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he also spent 350,000 yen on her and that amount again buying information

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Akala · « **Reply #33 on:** April 23, 2012, 11:56:38 PM »

don't care, had sex

Momo · « **Reply #34 on:** April 24, 2012, 01:14:23 AM »

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You asked “let’s date,” she replied “don’t email me anymore.”

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #35 on:** April 24, 2012, 01:42:39 AM »

oh, it's fake, but it's still Comedy Goldmine

Robo · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2012, 02:06:55 AM »

Haven't we all been #OP at one time or another? (´･ω･`)

chronovore · « **Reply #37 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:08:33 AM »

There used to be a really good ramen joint across from my work, but the cooks got tired of "open year 'round, no holidays" rule on which it was founded. They left, the store shuttered, game over.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #38 on:** April 24, 2012, 12:25:02 PM »

Id love to find a good ramen place- im sure there is one but id love to give enough of a shit to look for a good ramen place

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #39 on:** April 24, 2012, 12:39:08 PM »

All this talk makes me want to go get some ramen. I wish there was a good place closer than 70 miles away.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #40 on:** April 24, 2012, 12:41:05 PM »

at least i learned what a SHINING WIZAADO is!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #41 on:** April 24, 2012, 12:43:17 PM »

come to SoCal, we have good larmens

T-Short · « **Reply #42 on:** April 24, 2012, 12:55:04 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on April 24, 2012, 12:43:17 PM

come to SoCal, we have good larmens

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #43 on:** April 24, 2012, 12:56:44 PM »

There's some good Udon at Kiku in bellevue, that's all I know

chronovore · « **Reply #44 on:** April 24, 2012, 01:15:23 PM »

HOLY MOLY. That looks faboo.

I'll be down for E3, I think. You game?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #45 on:** April 24, 2012, 02:50:32 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 24, 2012, 12:56:44 PM

There's some good Udon at Kiku in bellevue, that's all I know

Samurai Noodle (Inernational District, U-District and Capitol Hill) and Aloha Ramen (Greenwood) are both good.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #46 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:15:13 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on April 24, 2012, 12:43:17 PM

come to SoCal, we have good larmens

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where is this, patel-senpai?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #47 on:** April 24, 2012, 06:40:25 PM »

the whole "message a girl... hear nothing back... get worried" thing happened to me a few years ago.

i ended up messaging a friend of hers about it. turned out she was visiting family.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #48 on:** April 24, 2012, 09:33:05 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 24, 2012, 03:15:13 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on April 24, 2012, 12:43:17 PM
come to SoCal, we have good larmens

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where is this, patel-senpai?

Yamadaya

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YAH-MA DAH-YA

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Robo · « **Reply #49 on:** April 24, 2012, 11:06:49 PM »

I hope you don't mind if I wait there for you... (´･ω･`)

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #50 on:** April 26, 2012, 12:57:43 PM »

I tried Samurai Noodle in Seattle Chinatown and was very disappointed, I was even drunk so my taste buds were dulled

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