If you're some fat siri lankan kid I will beat the shit out of you. When you say you want a beer that isn't yours I will not give it to you. No I don't care how how many single dollars you'll give me you fat fucked up teeth having prick. Don't get mad at me if you stole my friend's drink while she told people to watch it and got punched in the face. Don't care if you cried motherfucker.
Also if you are some hippy chick who smells like ganja no I will not fuck you and smoke a joint afterwards. take a fucking shower.
If you're a black gay dude don't bitch about the weather. You moved here and you knew what you were getting into. I love you man but I'm from saudi and never bitched about the "cold" which was mild weather with some snow. I know its late april but this is bozeman where the weather is like a woman on menopause you never know what you are going to get.
Big ups to my man John Hopkins for being laid off and still showing up at the bar he got fired from and drinking, my man!
If you're a 19 year old bible pusher fuck no you're not writing up for being loud since my whole hall is awake and in my room and I don't have neighbors. "What would jesus do?" he would turn the other cheek, bitch.
Otherwise great night out!
