Its like everyone wants a piece of Andrex these days. Just a general rule of thumb, duder. Stick to threads about games on systems you actually own and dabble in sales talks for delicous concern trolling. If [your platform preference] comes up in off topic its somewhat acceptable to do system warriors bullshit. The only time I break that rule is for Kingdom Hearts trolling because, really, its Kingdom Hearts, fuck you.
Ooh, ooh, I wanna know my taxonomical fantard classification too.