square-enix new mystery game....

[magus]

...is a crappy looking fps




http://www.siliconera.com/2012/04/30/catacombs-the-game-cavia-and-square-enix-were-working-on-after-nier/

[Takao]

Correction, it's a canceled crappy looking fps game called Catacombs by Cavia.

[Huff]

that is no longer being worked on

[Takao]

You didn't have to add "crappy" and Square Enix.  Kind of redundant.

Hey man, Third Birthday is an amazing game with a deep engaging narrative!

[Tasty]

You didn't have to add "crappy" and Square Enix.  Kind of redundant.

Hey man, Third Birthday is an amazing game with a deep engaging narrative!

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I hope you're kidding

[close]

It's scary you can never tell with Takao.

[Takao]

I have a copy of The Third Birthday. Square Enix gave me the PSN code for free. I haven't played it yet, but I've heard the story is something mighty awful. Supposedly the actual game portions are fun though.

[Sho Nuff]

whatever you do don't call it parasite eve!

[Bebpo]

Third Birthday is a great TPS x ARPG.

The story on the other hand...

[tiesto]

Game looks extremely mediocre (especially after the amazing Nier, one of the best games this gen) but this:

Carlos came to the museum on a date with who he says is the hottest girl in Brooklyn. He works in a bodega

Would this be the first non-fighting game to feature a Hispanic character? Also cool there's a Viet character... the diversity is interesting.

[Momo]

Garcia fucking Hotspur.

[Great Rumbler]

What a tragedy. Carlos was set to do for Hispanics what Barret did for black people.  :'(

[Cerveza mas fina]

SE's idea of appealing to the US/Latino market. Include Matt and Carlos.

Als Nguyen for the asians and a chick.

They forgt a black guy though???

[The Sceneman]

[Sho Nuff]

I GOT FUNK IN MY JUNK
I GOT FUNK IN MY JUNK

MAYBE IF WE REPEAT THE LINE IT WILL GET FUNNIER

I GOT FUNK IN MY JUNK
I GOT FUNK IN MY JUNK
I GOT FUNK IN MY JUNK
I GOT FUNK IN MY JUNK
I GOT FUNK IN MY JUNK
I GOT FUNK IN MY JUNK

[Takao]

TBH I was actually hoping this Siliconera tease would've been for the rebirth of Gun Loco.

[recursivelyenumerable]

3rd Birthday has the best story of any Parasite Eve game though as insane and stupid (3) >>> boring and stupid (1/2)

[chronovore]

TBH I was actually hoping this Siliconera tease would've been for the rebirth of Gun Loco.

I would not have minded that. I wouldn't have moved closer to buying, but I would have remained morbidly curious.