Ok I'm going to a club tonight

[Christopher]

I haven't been to many, and I'm going with my good friends Jason, Ashley and of course Nick. 

I'll probably get waisted before I go in because drinks cost too much, and I'm not paying for anything unless a girl is really hot.

Anyone ever been to like a real club?  I've been to plenty of "teen" clubs, but this is my first like dance club.

I'm pretty good looking IMO I hope I can meet some hot hoes 

[Phoenix Dark]

Pretty good looking my ass. You're like a total stud

[The Black Stallion]

Clubs are pretty fun. Just don't get too drunk before hand, and don't fall for clubface. Bleh.

Oh, and if you're lucky you'll see a fight. Those are always pretty good.

Have fun!

Pretty good looking my ass. You're like a total stud

SMH @ calling another dude a "stud" like you're Blanche from the Golden Girls. Ass goblin.

[Diablos]

"waisted" lolz

[Mupepe]

Yeah, "Club Face" is a killer.  Get her in a well lit area before you start buying her drinks.  And I wouldn't advise drinking before, half the fun of being drunk at a club is getting drunk there with cool people.  

There's really not much advice to give.  They're basically gigantic parties, just look for someone cool to talk to.  Have fun man!

[CajoleJuice]

"waisted" lolz

He does it every time. I think it's just to annoy me. 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

How does one get "waisted" anyway?

[Boogie]

I haven't been to many, and I'm going with my good friends Jason, Ashley and of course Nick. 

I'll probably get waisted before I go in because drinks cost too much, and I'm not paying for anything unless a girl is really hot.

Anyone ever been to like a real club?  I've been to plenty of "teen" clubs, but this is my first like dance club.

I'm pretty good looking IMO I hope I can meet some hot hoes 

wow, I have more club experience than Christopher?  Inconceivable!

I hate 'em though.  Somehow, my friends keep being able to drag me out to them every once in a while.  "oh, c'mon Boog, it's my birthday, please come out with us."  ugh.

[The Black Stallion]

I haven't been to many, and I'm going with my good friends Jason, Ashley and of course Nick. 

I'll probably get waisted before I go in because drinks cost too much, and I'm not paying for anything unless a girl is really hot.

Anyone ever been to like a real club?  I've been to plenty of "teen" clubs, but this is my first like dance club.

I'm pretty good looking IMO I hope I can meet some hot hoes 

wow, I have more club experience than Christopher?  Inconceivable!

I hate 'em though.  Somehow, my friends keep being able to drag me out to them every once in a while.  "oh, c'mon Boog, it's my birthday, please come out with us."  ugh.

Lighten up! Have a few beers... talk to some girls... have fun. You don't HAVE to be such a stickler you know. You're a young man. You only have a limited amount of time before you get too old.

[Boogie]

I haven't been to many, and I'm going with my good friends Jason, Ashley and of course Nick. 

I'll probably get waisted before I go in because drinks cost too much, and I'm not paying for anything unless a girl is really hot.

Anyone ever been to like a real club?  I've been to plenty of "teen" clubs, but this is my first like dance club.

I'm pretty good looking IMO I hope I can meet some hot hoes 

wow, I have more club experience than Christopher?  Inconceivable!

I hate 'em though.  Somehow, my friends keep being able to drag me out to them every once in a while.  "oh, c'mon Boog, it's my birthday, please come out with us."  ugh.

Lighten up! Have a few beers... talk to some girls... have fun. You don't HAVE to be such a stickler you know. You're a young man. You only have a limited amount of time before you get too old.

not liking clubs != being a "stickler"

[The Black Stallion]

I haven't been to many, and I'm going with my good friends Jason, Ashley and of course Nick. 

I'll probably get waisted before I go in because drinks cost too much, and I'm not paying for anything unless a girl is really hot.

Anyone ever been to like a real club?  I've been to plenty of "teen" clubs, but this is my first like dance club.

I'm pretty good looking IMO I hope I can meet some hot hoes 

wow, I have more club experience than Christopher?  Inconceivable!

I hate 'em though.  Somehow, my friends keep being able to drag me out to them every once in a while.  "oh, c'mon Boog, it's my birthday, please come out with us."  ugh.

Lighten up! Have a few beers... talk to some girls... have fun. You don't HAVE to be such a stickler you know. You're a young man. You only have a limited amount of time before you get too old.

not liking clubs != being a "stickler"

Very true. But you seem like the type of person that complains about having fun. A party pooper.

[Boogie]

I haven't been to many, and I'm going with my good friends Jason, Ashley and of course Nick. 

I'll probably get waisted before I go in because drinks cost too much, and I'm not paying for anything unless a girl is really hot.

Anyone ever been to like a real club?  I've been to plenty of "teen" clubs, but this is my first like dance club.

I'm pretty good looking IMO I hope I can meet some hot hoes 

wow, I have more club experience than Christopher?  Inconceivable!

I hate 'em though.  Somehow, my friends keep being able to drag me out to them every once in a while.  "oh, c'mon Boog, it's my birthday, please come out with us."  ugh.

Lighten up! Have a few beers... talk to some girls... have fun. You don't HAVE to be such a stickler you know. You're a young man. You only have a limited amount of time before you get too old.

not liking clubs != being a "stickler"

Very true. But you seem like the type of person that complains about having fun. A party pooper.

Yeah, but you're delusional, so I won't lose any sleep over your assessment of my personality.

[The Black Stallion]

Delusional? What makes you say that?

[Diablos]

Delusional? What makes you say that?

...

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd go to a club with Boogie just to see how women react to him. I'm serious - I have no idea why you have problems with chicks.

[The Black Stallion]

I'd go to a club with Boogie just to see how women react to him. I'm serious - I have no idea why you have problems with chicks.

I only go with guys to club so I can use as rally points... if I'm hanging out with my friends at the club then it's a bad night.

[Loki]

TBS' font is fiya.  FIYA.

[Christopher]

Oh god I so much fun.  Fire by Joe Budden is like the best song to dance to ever.  I'm still kinna drunk to be honest I actually went out today to Macy's to get some ties and I just could feel the hang over...ugh I feel like I'm typing this so slow, i'll tell you about it later.  Fun though

[Mupepe]

Did you get laid??

[anthonyOA]

been out 3 night in a row clubbing and bar hopping. i gotta slep early today. 

[Christopher]

Did you get laid??

Not laid, but I made out with this HOT Asian chick and felt her the fuck up when we were dancing, but give me time it was my first older party scene - we can't all be as cool as anthony

[Mupepe]

Asian Chicks 

You made sure to see her in the light before you made out with her right?  I'm telling you, every woman looks different in a club.  Then on the ride home, a street lights casts a brief glow in your vehicle and you look over and see Rosie O'Donnell.  :'(

[Christopher]

well I was drunk as fuck, but she did look really good at the time so I'm guessing that's all that counts then ignorance IS bliss, and she had a pretty good feeling body so I'm guessing even with drunk googles on she'd be k.

...some experiences you wanna share there Ed?

[anthonyOA]

Did you get laid??

Not laid, but I made out with this HOT Asian chick and felt her the fuck up when we were dancing, but give me time it was my first older party scene -

nice one mate.

we can't all be as cool as anthony

read this one out aloud by your PC's. its not a often a post here is as mercilessly accurate.