Friday fun with nuclear holocaust

[Verdigris Murder]

Hey guys, I found this neat thing that everyone has heard about ages ago, leaving me feeling humiliated and humbles.
Nothing says it's a Friday like a map where you can fuck around with end of times scenarios.
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

[Brehvolution]

Tsar Bomba  :'(

[blame space]

why would i want to blow something up with a nuclear bomb?

[Verdigris Murder]

Just because.

Jesus Christ, the terrible twos. Maybe terrorists get them, but it's delayed like 20 yrs or so.  Pretty unfeasable I know.

[T-Short]

Nice. I just blew up Leeds with a 350kt MIRV

[Verdigris Murder]

I nuked London and Birminghan.
Why?
It started when met her. Just fatter than a thin strip of bacon, and hotter than a bitter cup of coffee. Me and my mate MCG had to pull this black dude out for showing a piece, it was a rave, shit, maybe 15 years ago now. MCG is a professional photographer these days, he fucks only legals nowadays, usually when their pupils are fucking their corneas.

Anyway, the guys who payed us on that particulate knees-up, weren't massively happy about potential death, so we pumped him (the gun guy!) with a fuck-ton of acid, strapped him to a huge speaker and left him alone with his thoughts.

[Positive Touch]

BOOOOOM

FUCK THE OLDIES RADIO STATION IM TIRED OF LISTENING TO THAT SHIT

[blame space]

you know you could just turn off the radio you don't have to bomb the place.

[Skidmark]

I was behind the london bombings.

[Boogie]

Tsar Bomba  :'(

You're doing it wrong.

It's:

Tsar Bomba