Sony E3 megaton leaked!!!!BEST BRAND SODA!!!!BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY!!!

[Eel O'Brian]

well, it's brought down the level of conversation across the entire gaming board - not that it was any great shakes to begin with

he's easy to deal with, i murdered his ass in the digital realm a while back, but everyone keeps quoting and interacting with him so i still have to wade through a bunch of trolling bullshit in every thread, and you can't even have a straight conversation anymore

and now i have borys calling me a motherfucker when i make a simple comment

if this is the kind of shithole you all want, you're welcome to it

[Great Rumbler]

The double-whammy of Borys and Andrex is TEARING THIS FORUM APART.  :'(

[Tasty]

draaaaama

I thought the Bore was cool because no one took thing seriously.

[Tasty]

and you really mean the shit you post

I can guarantee you that isn't actually the case for most of my posts.

Genuine butthurt when things don't go your way

OK, for an example of when something hasn't gone my way...? I'm curious because things haven't not gone my way since I joined the Bore. I mean, IRL and games wise both.

genuine glee when companies shut down and people lose their jobs

This is, 100%, not me. I've never done that. I joke a bit, but as someone who eventually will get into game development more than as a hobby, I wouldn't do that. I think you either must have me confused with another poster, or you don't know what you're talking about.

you don't own any of the systems or games you champion or troll

Hint: when I make a comment about a system I don't own, it's always a joke. Because I know how ridiculous it sounds.

[Great Rumbler]

Outside of the sales threads [which no one should ever take seriously anyway], Andrex is mostly harmless. Gotta go easy on the emoticons, though, bro.

[Tasty]

Outside of the sales threads [which no one should ever take seriously anyway]

Exactly.

otta go easy on the emoticons, though, bro.

I loooove emoticons (obviously.) Never gonna give them up. 

[Himu]

edit: what have i walked into

[Human Snorenado]

You are the worst poster on this board. I have you on ignore, but you post so fucking much it still puts a beating on  my scroll wheel. At least Methodis is entertaining 50% of the time and is the tiniest bit creative. Everyone here trolls a bit and plays "that" role from time to time, but you really are a fanthing, and you really mean the shit you post, no matter how much you try to play it off with eyeroll emoticons. Genuine butthurt when things don't go your way, genuine glee when companies shut down and people lose their jobs - as long as it's the "right" companies shutting down and it serves your creepy little fanthing agenda.  Fuck, you even wish for that kind of thing to happen, and have posted as much on this forum.  And yet, with as much time as you waste being a messboard gladiator, you don't own any of the systems or games you champion or troll.  You rope everyone else into your little empty bullshit and make nearly every thread borderline unreadable. You're a prime example of a Gamefaqs Kid, and you're a shit poster total.

a fucking men

[MyNameIsMethodis]

its a grate day when im not the worst poster in a thread

[Tasty]

edit: what have i walked into

I saw that. You abused the smilies almost as much as me!

[Huff]

its a grate day when im not the worst poster in a thread

cept you like it.

[Himu]

edit: what have i walked into

I saw that. You abused the smilies almost as much as me!

i sure did you little slut

[Great Rumbler]

To be fair to Eel, the Diablo 3 Auction House has been down all day, so we're all a little on edge right now.

[Himu]

better be back up later cuz i want a new pair of pants and maybe a cloak. wanna get dat hp to 20k+, breh

then i'm going to the bar for a Guinness

[Himu]

shut the fuck about takao and momo. andrex isn't bad either.

[Tasty]

Takao is  but needs to be more self-aware, like I am.

Momo used to be pretty lame but he has blended in nicely now that the sting of butthurt over his GAF ban has passed.

[Smooth Groove]

its a grate day when im not the worst poster in a thread

stop slacking off, fucker

[Tasty]

what have i missed whilst i was out discussing Orbis dev kits and laughing at how fucking awful the Wii U is?!

How much of a terriblé terriblé postéra I am. :'( You totally should have been there man, I got shredded.

[Great Rumbler]

Andrex's only sin in this thread was posting too many emoticon in one post. If it's more than one line of the same emoticon, then YOU ARE IN THE WRONG.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i don't know why borys hates me other than he hates black people like all poles  :'(

[TakingBackSunday]

Damn eel

Why can't you hold, all your feels

Andrex is aight.  Reminds me of me, four years ago.  That kid was an awful poster, but was ultimately good people

[Tasty]

Pfft BrandNew I am way better than you ever were.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'll reserve judgement on Andrex until he has commented on the Wii U's (ultimately disappointing) E3 showing, in terms of both hardware and software.

[Tasty]

Considering I'm being the bigger downer about its E3 prospects in the Wii U GAF thread I think I'm safe there.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

Dr Feelbad projecting like crazy.  And I agree with 90% of the shit he said.

[Cormacaroni]

SO APPARENTLY THERE WAS SOME GAME ANNOUNCEMENT IN-BETWEEN THESE REVELATIONS ABOUT ANDREX BEING A SHITTY POSTER

[MyNameIsMethodis]

sony will win this e3 once again sorry nintenbots

[Trent Dole]

The fuck aren't you people talking about

more for? Shittastic distinguished mentally-challenged fellow posters making shittastic distinguished mentally-challenged posts happens everyday but

ain't no everyday thang!

[Sho Nuff]

       

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[pilonv1]

[Trent Dole]

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YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

[Himu]

Uncharted: The Golden Cauldron

Drake opens a fabled treasure chest after a long, hard journey. He sees gleaming gold rays as he lifts the lid.

His eyes glaze with not only excitement, but also fear - for how could something so lovely exist in this world, more beautiful than even his firstborn child (that he at least knows of)?

He takes the treasure in his hands, Elena clasps their baby, hold him up high to get a full view of the fabled loot, that hasn't been uncovered for centuries.



He opens the bottle, sniffing to gauge its authenticity.

Fade to black, transition

camera zooms to Drake's Pepsi drunk face

: The best brand soda, you've gotta try it!



End credits.

[Great Rumbler]

[Himu]

[Phoenix Dark]

Borys 

[magus]

POP FIZZ SODA!

[Tasty]

I just think your position on the Wii U is dumb. It's a dumb position to take on any as-yet-unreleased console.

Otherwise we bros.

I'm actually fairly down on the Wii U, but I guess compared to the massive tidal wave of Nintendo hate and cynicism that is The Bore I look like a walking press release. Whatevs.

[Tasty]

I don't need an explanation. I understand perfectly.

Still dumb.

[cool breeze]

Listened to the latest giantbomb podcast got me somewhat interested for The Last of Us.  Sounds like a high budget I Am Alive.  Encountering three enemies is considered a big threat.  Enemy AI is scripted to where firing an empty weapon alerts them to get out of color and charge you.  And apparently Juno gets punched in the face, so maybe it won't shy away from showing how savage people have become.

That's at least one thing I'm interested to see at Sony's conference.  The second would be a new game from Sucker Punch.

[Eel O'Brian]

sorry, borys, i was unfamiliar with your reference and thought you were just going crazy on me for no reason

[Tasty]

Still waiting for evidence I've ever actually been butthurt when things haven't gone my way or cheered for developers to lose their jobs.

But I guess I should keep waiting since no such things have ever happened on The Bore.

[Trent Dole]

Hay guys can I have some more attention nao? 

[Trent Dole]

Goddamnit

[Van Cruncheon]

and you really mean the shit you post

I can guarantee you that isn't actually the case for most of my posts.

Genuine butthurt when things don't go your way

OK, for an example of when something hasn't gone my way...? I'm curious because things haven't not gone my way since I joined the Bore. I mean, IRL and games wise both.

genuine glee when companies shut down and people lose their jobs

This is, 100%, not me. I've never done that. I joke a bit, but as someone who eventually will get into game development more than as a hobby, I wouldn't do that. I think you either must have me confused with another poster, or you don't know what you're talking about.

you don't own any of the systems or games you champion or troll

Hint: when I make a comment about a system I don't own, it's always a joke. Because I know how ridiculous it sounds.

then: you suck at posting, period. have you MISSED the general tone of this forum; that there's a core of sincerity and genial frankness underneath the joshing between ESTABLISHED posters? if you ARE in fact none of the things eel claims you are -- and let's face it, based on your unfunny posting style, he has you DEAD TO RIGHTS -- you are simply guilty of being yet another grating internet ninsperg relentlessly determined to sell a relevance and authority you don't even remotely possess. you are uniformly irritating and unpleasant, and you have none of the potential a former nintard troll like crushed does.

try the occasional sincere, useful moment around here. it's hard for you, i expect, but i'll endeavor to have faith.

[Van Cruncheon]

draaaaama

I thought the Bore was cool because no one took thing seriously.

how very ON THE SPECTRUM. we take a number of things seriously; and one of them is GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER well enough to know when trolling is good sport, and when it's just pissing up the place. your carte blanche wahjah in any sony-related thread is about as predictable and giddy as a grandpa's flatulence in a buffet line.

[Tasty]

I'm going to guess that Dr. Feelbad isn't limiting his knowledge of your posts to the Bore.  Don't forget what a little shit you used to be before you gained a little self-awareness, Andy.

Well I'm fairly certain I haven't done such a thing in the past few years on GAF, either. You'd probably have to dig into my G4 history to find something even remotely like that (and I still believe I've probably not wished for anyone to lose their jobs during that time, either.)

[Shaka Khan]

Sometimes I write prole's posts on paper and practice them in front of a mirror all day. It cuts to the core.

[Van Cruncheon]

well, it was either that or ask andrex if he's ever made the white gooey pee come out of his doodle with a visual aid OTHER than an animu presentation of pikachu's badly-drawn butthole

my flame was a FAVOR to this forum

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<Andrex> I've said before that I don't like anime, or watch it much.  And my appreciation for Pokemon is purely platonic. You guys could try to read my posts sometimes! 

[close]

 

[Van Cruncheon]

i won't deny i like eel's roughneck style of fuck, but AXSHULLY i'm just tired of andrex's complete inability to read the tone/tenor of a thread, and grok when to roll sincere (or, more importantly, when to shut the fuck up) as opposed to ALL TROLL ALL THE TIME, methodis-style. eel's rage just made me decide to call it out, but this response was predestined.

*i* never said he was too much for the forum. i'm just rubbin' his nose in his poop. doesn't mean he isn't welcome, or that i'd bail.

[Joe Molotov]

Let me interrupt all this real talk with a quick ad for MEN IN BLACK III (in theaters now!) Your real talk will resume in 2 minutes.



Men in Black III. They're back....in time!

(real talk resuming)

[Van Cruncheon]

hell, methodis has had a few authentic moments, recently, which is kinda blowin' mah miiiiind

[Takao]

You mean you lied to me Garbage Can Man? Folklore actually sold 20k in the US?

[MCD]

Andrex, be a total shill like me and troll with honor.

[Van Cruncheon]

Well, if Andrex has misinterpreted the atmosphere of this board as "we don't take anything seriously 'round here", I don't blame him.  That's certainly my read on the place, generally speaking, and I don't think I've made more than four or five serious posts the whole time I've been here.  Granted, I stay out of the emotional threads, and perhaps Andy doesn't, so...

amend that to "we don't take anything seriously 'round here because SOME OF US have we've taken the time to figure when to rib and when to shut the fuck up, and andrex hasn't" you'd be spot on. as a corollary: "we don't take anything seriously 'round here ONLY when there's a moderately funny joke to be made"

ever wonder why dcharlie doesn't get on folks' nerves the same way andrex does? he has his own console warrior agenda -- he *is* the xfeg emperor, after all -- but he's funny, personable, and sells his idiosyncracies for shits and giggles. andrex is facile, predictable, and DEMANDS we respect his idiosyncracies as relevant. (at best, we get dry excuses for convenient spergy cluelessness.) yeaaaaaaaah, fuck that sloppy and sidewise.

[Van Cruncheon]

oh, and yeah, give the boy shit, for sure.  I just get the impression it's more than that for Eel, and that kinda makes me sad.

if it WAS for eel, how is that sad? personally, with respect to bro, eel's response was all that needed to be said, and he can stand toe-to-toe with any of us priapic shills in a proper flamewar. i mean, if you want to take it as white knighting, then yeah, i got my boy's back. :daps

edit: AH HERP I CAN'T READ. i'm goin' back to my gawker tab.

[Vizzys]

sony sucks

[Vizzys]

I hope they go out of business

[Trent Dole]

[pilonv1]

if pre-e3 has this much drama I can only imagine what the real thing will be like!

[MCD]

If only prole slaughtered me like that.

My fetish.