Do you guys ever leave your number for the waitress?

[TakingBackSunday]

I went out earlier with some friends for dinner and drinks.  I had a really awesome waitress: really cute, very personable and seemed flirtatious.  The flirting was pretty obviously for tips, but hell, she was damn cute as well.  I left a little note and my number as well as a 30 percent tip.  She already texted me!

Have any of you done this before?

[Atramental]

Have any of you done this before?

Non.

Then again, I rarely eat out anymore.

[Human Snorenado]

Not with waitresses, but I have hooked up with multiple bartendresses by getting their number at the bar.  One was just like "why don't we skip the get to know you shit and go back to my place to fuck?" and I'm still not sure why I didn't marry her. 

[Phoenix Dark]

No because the only time I go out to eat I'm with my dad at Buffalo Wild Wings

[TakingBackSunday]

  well fuck.  Oh well, can't be bummed by trying.  She was really cute, I have no problems putting myself out there for her.  If she texts me, awesome!  If she doesn't, at least I know I gave her and her current work crew some entertainment.

To be fair I wasn't being creepy hitting on her.  Just talking and being friendly

[Dickie Dee]

Didn't you just say she already texted you

[TakingBackSunday]

I meant in the next few days.  She texted me saying "hey, great to have you tonight!" and that was it.

[etiolate]

haha what

she wants another 30% tip!

[TakingBackSunday]

 

[TakingBackSunday]

I didn't leave anything creepy.  Just "hey, great job tonight!  I think you are really cute and I want to take you out for dinner.  Here's my number:......call me."

But haha oh well.  If that's the norm for people, at least I learned the hard way 

[TakingBackSunday]

Also, I din't write it on the check.  I slipped her a napkin with my tip that had all the notes.

[Barry Egan]

Text on napkin:  "I'm tired of being alone  (646) 943-3549"

[etiolate]

That's your phone number, isn't it?

[Barry Egan]

Naa.  But you can call it if you want to make sure!

[BlueTsunami]

Written with a hard edge pen stroke: I want you to know, the first time I fuck you, I might scare you a little, because I’m a man, and I know how to do things. (555) 555-5555

Sincerely,
The dude who got the chicken fingers meal

[Barry Egan]

The waitress couldnt help but notice the little droplets that blurred the ink of the customers note, nor the sad red eyes that looked back on her as he left the Dennys parking lot.

[Phoenix Dark]

"You were great tonight. Almost made me forget my sister. call me"

[etiolate]

"You look like my kind of gal. Just to prove this, here's the url for nudes of my last girlfriend: "

[Human Snorenado]

This thread took a turn for the awesome.   Sorry, BN.

[Madrun Badrun]

Written with a hard edge pen stroke: I want you to know, the first time I fuck you, I might scare you a little, because I’m a man, and I know how to do things. (555) 555-5555

Sincerely,
The dude who got the chicken fingers meal

lol

[Phoenix Dark]

You committed to serving me well, thank you. I really appreciate commitment. Call me and we can discuss the future

love,
BN

[Bebpo]

Not with waitresses, but I have hooked up with multiple bartendresses by getting their number at the bar.  One was just like "why don't we skip the get to know you shit and go back to my place to fuck?" and I'm still not sure why I didn't marry her. 

Weird.

I heard bartenders are the toughest to get past their thick skin since all they do all day is serve drinks to guys/gals who then hit on them.

[FatalT]

Not with waitresses, but I have hooked up with multiple bartendresses by getting their number at the bar.  One was just like "why don't we skip the get to know you shit and go back to my place to fuck?" and I'm still not sure why I didn't marry her. 

Weird.

I heard bartenders are the toughest to get past their thick skin since all they do all day is serve drinks to guys/gals who then hit on them.

This is true. I got a "Thanks but no thanks" after Facebook talking to the chick I met at the bar Sunday night (although she's only 20 and all her profile pictures are from lazyday.com or some other random club photography company so she probably has chlamydia anyways) so I can vouch.

Although her friends told me she was into me so we flirted for a bit and then guessed each other's names...then I picked up her phone off the bar and put my number in it. That night should be forgotten.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I used to be a bartender, got picked up by cuties more then once

[Bebpo]

I kind of want to be a bartender one day.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I'm sorry you'll just have to settle for your 100k job.

You're Tom Cruise in the Firm, I'm Tom Cruise in Cocktail.

[Eel O'Brian]

this thread

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I was friends with a few waitresses and female bartenders and yes, they laughed at guys who wrote their phone numbers down on their ticket.  They do appreciate the nice tip though, so keep it up.

You do know that they are acting friendly to get repeat customers and nicer tips, right?

[Steve Youngblood]

You do know that they are acting friendly to get repeat customers and nicer tips, right?

Generally, I agree with you. That is, unless you're talking about the waitresses who serve me. Laugh if you must, but I'm telling you man. These girls? They're really into me.

[choco parfait]

But haha oh well.  If that's the norm for people, at least I learned the hard way 

Look, it's not the way or how you did it, it's the fact that you did it. Most girl bartenders are conditioned to that sort of thing/know how to upsell themselves for more tips and repeat visits.

She hooked you in with her charm, and proceeded to laugh at your attempts to pick her up based on 1 hour of brief 2-minute interactions. And then after showing your note to all her co-workers for a good laugh, she texted you with means of supplanting your idealized beliefs that if you come back again you may have another chance... for her to filter and take another 30%.

[Huff]

I've had friends take out girls that worked at some of the bars we were regulars at. But it was never when they first met them, but after a couple months of going there and becoming actual friends with them

[Human Snorenado]

I've had friends take out girls that worked at some of the bars we were regulars at. But it was never when they first met them, but after a couple months of going there and becoming actual friends with them

Yeah, that's pretty much how it works in my experience.  Girls understandably want to be reassured that you're just a garden variety drunk and aren't going to turn into Arvie and try to cut them up in your basement on the first date or whatever.

[TakingBackSunday]

I hate my threads sometimes 

[Madrun Badrun]

I've had friends take out girls that worked at some of the bars we were regulars at. But it was never when they first met them, but after a couple months of going there and becoming actual friends with them

Yeah, that's pretty much how it works in my experience.  Girls understandably want to be reassured that you're just a garden variety drunk and aren't going to turn into Arvie and try to cut them up in your basement on the first date or whatever.

thats my second date material actually.

[Brehvolution]

"I just met you, and this is crazy. Here's my number. Call me, maybe."

[BlueTsunami]

That would actually be pretty great

[Pringo]

That would actually be pretty great

Apparently that quote being used as a pickup line is starting to become "a thing". There are some pictures floating around recently with a bunch of business cards printed with that and the guys' phone number on them.

[BlueTsunami]

That would actually be pretty great

Apparently that quote being used as a pickup line is starting to become "a thing". There are some pictures floating around recently with a bunch of business cards printed with that and the guys' phone number on them.

Oh lawd, missed the boat then. Its shelf life was probably like a day.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It probably worked once in some dive in Miami, the guy tweeted the results, and the rest is history

[Mupepe]

Lol. I've hooked up with waitresses before but I was usually familiar with them because I frequented the restaurant. I also always asked face to face because you look like a coward just writing it on the bill.  If you cant manage to ask her how are you gonna protect her from her psycho abusive ex?

[Barry Egan]

What does the inverse of this thread look like?

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[drew]

i flicked a waitresses belly button ring today, the other day i propositioned one to be friends with benefits

so, yes. in a way.

[Phoenix Dark]

i flicked a waitresses belly button ring today, the other day i propositioned one to be friends with benefits

so, yes. in a way.

I thought you said your roommate left though

[Bildi]

She texted me saying "hey, great to have you tonight!" and that was it.

I think she's confusing you with that other guy she already slept with.

[MrAngryFace]

She sounds crazy

[Rman]

Nope.  I don't have game like that.

[tiesto]

Nope, never did that. Then again I'm pretty cynical and automatically assume that most bartenders/waitresses are just being friendly to get a better tip and that they wouldn't at all be attracted to me, anyways.

[MrAngryFace]

Nope, never did that. Then again I'm pretty cynical and automatically assume that most bartenders/waitresses are just being friendly to get a better tip and that they wouldn't at all be attracted to me, anyways.

This. Also there's the idea that approaching them during their customer service job immediately puts them at a disadvantage- kind of like the guys who do their marriage proposals at baseball games.