MS: "Hockey and dancin' all day erry day."
Sony: "We have games, lots of games, coming! Here's three of them. Oh, thanks for the $250, you can use that hunk of shit as a controller now. Or something. Now let's all read a book."
Nintendo: "We have finally accepted that our fanbase is a bunch of diaper-wearing grown men. He's a virtual version of one of those inflatable ball pits for them to jump around in."