I think I've just discovered that I have a very definite "type"

[pickle]

Pale, dark-haired, far-left leaning humanities students (preferably with an ambiguous sexual orientation.)   

[etiolate]

Lilith from Cheers?

That's probably not close enough now that I think about it.

[brawndolicious]

Pale skin only looks good to show off tattoos. And the only tattoos I really like are sleeves/half-sleeves.

Lilith from Cheers?

That's probably not close enough now that I think about it.

Was she the one with the ACE bandage across her bosom?

[pickle]

Lilith from Cheers?

That's probably not close enough now that I think about it.

Nah. More like:

[Akala]

I bet she looks like Lilith in a few years.

[fistfulofmetal]

Nah. More like:

http://images.thesartorialist.com/thumbnails/2012/06/53112Eli6126Web1.jpg

:thumbsup

[tiesto]

Pale chicks

I discovered my "type" in HS when I met a curvy blonde on the bus, found out she was a FOB from Poland... then met a Polish girl with dyed pink hair who I really liked, and then in college went out with a girl who was Polish/Lithuanian... at that point I was like OK I guess I really dig the eastern euro girls, sadly there's not really a lot of them on the island apart from Riverhead. I'll be happy with anyone who is decent looking at this point though

[Verdigris Murder]

In my experience that 'type' don't wash down-below, and are actually really extremely thick. I am massively intelligent, which might have something to do with it.

[Van Cruncheon]

In my experience that 'type' don't wash down-below, and are actually really extremely thick. I am massively intelligent, which might have something to do with it.

a true elite

[Huff]

Lilith from Cheers?

That's probably not close enough now that I think about it.

Nah. More like:

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shes not attractive

[Van Cruncheon]

you kiddin'? while i likes my women with more secondary sex characteristics, that tat and haircut is HAWT

[Huff]

nope, im not into the pale look

I'm from florida, give me a tanned goddess

[Mupepe]

I don't find anything particularly attractive about her.  Don't get me wrong.  I wouldn't kick her out of bed.  and I'd totally let her lick my willy but she doesn't make my weasel squirm.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't find anything particularly attractive about her.  Don't get me wrong.  I wouldn't kick her out of bed.  and I'd totally let her lick my willy but she doesn't make my weasel squirm.

I agree.  Little boy bodies don't tickle my pickle.

[CajoleJuice]

no thanks

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although i've been trying to bang some really skinny chick lately, so whatever

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[cool breeze]

small water sounds like it's from the tap

[Phoenix Dark]

It's like I'm reading a thread in another language. This makes no sense to me

[Joe Molotov]

I do like me some pale, indie chicks but that girl's got chicken legs.

[tiesto]

I don't find anything particularly attractive about her.  Don't get me wrong.  I wouldn't kick her out of bed.  and I'd totally let her lick my willy but she doesn't make my weasel squirm.

Would have to see her face before I jump to any conclusions... tbh I'm not really into big tats on girls.

[fistfulofmetal]

It's like I'm reading a thread in another language. This makes no sense to me

well that's just because you're a racist.

[fistfulofmetal]

nevermind, it's beezy that's the racist. sorry, mixed up my black guys for minute.

[Verdigris Murder]

I don't find anything particularly attractive about her.  Don't get me wrong.  I wouldn't kick her out of bed.  and I'd totally let her lick my willy but she doesn't make my weasel squirm.

I agree.  Little boy bodies don't tickle my pickle.

I guess you could sometimes take her from behind and pretend that you're gay.

[Shadow Mod]

Girl needs to do some squats and pushups or something.

[Huff]

Girl needs to do some squats and pushups or something.

eating would probably help her more

[Himu]

I like petite women and see nothing wrong

[Madrun Badrun]

she is pretty

[DCharlieJP]

In my experience that 'type' don't wash down-below, and are actually really extremely thick. I am massively intelligent, which might have something to do with it

You being intelligent makes a particular type of women not wash their minge? God lord man, dial your IQ back in a bit... take one for the team.

Type - i think it's best to sum up my preference as, basically, does the woman look like a man? Yeah, i think that's about right and i don't think there's anything borderline quacky about that at all. Late teen boy look please! athletic-ish build, short hair, small boobs, and a bush the size of Cornwall. Asian/non-asian not particular a factor, but this?



... yes, i'd smash her back doors in. Over and over.

pickles girl = yes. oh yes.

[Beezy]

nevermind, it's beezy that's the racist. sorry, mixed up my black guys for minute.

Since when am I racist?

[fistfulofmetal]

ahaha shit. i was actually thinking of harson. whoops.

[Himu]

ahaha shit. i was actually thinking of harson. whoops.

[Beezy]

ahaha shit. i was actually thinking of harson. whoops.

[BlueTsunami]

Give me a petite blonde in a stylish sun dress, hair all braided up and shit, tattoos here and there.  A little whimsy, sure, but that's wifu material.

[Shadow Mod]

ahaha shit. i was actually thinking of harson. whoops.

 

I realized I don't have a specific choice when it comes to women as long as they are cute and aren't fat. I love em curvy, petite, in between and all. A good looking girl is all I need.

Start being more picky motherfucker. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Give me a petite blonde in a stylish sun dress, hair all braided up and shit, tattoos here and there.  A little whimsy, sure, but that's wifu material.

If I was Italian I would be color blind to any and everything except fine ass Italian and Spanish women; perhaps I'd have a Jewish chick as my side ho, just because I could. Big bosomed, olive skin, thick child bearing hips Italian/Spanish omg

You're wasting your advantage bro. Some people have no shot with Italian women - ie brothas such as myself. You should be grateful and thanking the based god daily 

[Human Snorenado]

Short chicks with big butts and boobs.  Preferably long, curly brown hair.  Fuck, I just described Jewish girls and my name is Arian.

[Shadow Mod]

Just gimme Monica Bellucci.

[Human Snorenado]

Just gimme Monica Bellucci.

[BlueTsunami]

Give me a petite blonde in a stylish sun dress, hair all braided up and shit, tattoos here and there.  A little whimsy, sure, but that's wifu material.

If I was Italian I would be color blind to any and everything except fine ass Italian and Spanish women; perhaps I'd have a Jewish chick as my side ho, just because I could. Big bosomed, olive skin, thick child bearing hips Italian/Spanish omg

You're wasting your advantage bro. Some people have no shot with Italian women - ie brothas such as myself. You should be grateful and thanking the based god daily 

I feel that. As Devo suggested, dark haired italian women for the hnnnggg. I'm reminded of the female boss in season 5 of Sopranos...

[Joe Molotov]

Just gimme Monica Bellucci.

[Human Snorenado]

The only problem with Italian women is that they're all like super crazy, like Green Shinobi's ex boil your rabbit crazy.

[Phoenix Dark]

I've heard Hispanic dudes say Hispanic/Spanish chicks are crazy, but never heard that about Italian women.

[Huff]

My Boss used to say that all Italian women are born with a umbrella inside, and once they get married it starts to open

[Human Snorenado]

I've heard Hispanic dudes say Hispanic/Spanish chicks are crazy, but never heard that about Italian women.

My uncle (who is admittedly a fuck up but whatever) married an Italian woman and she was crrrrray-cray to the max.  Like, feeding their 3 year old son shots of espresso "to help him go to bed, like we do in Italia" at night crazy.

[Phoenix Dark]

I've heard Hispanic dudes say Hispanic/Spanish chicks are crazy, but never heard that about Italian women.

My uncle (who is admittedly a fuck up but whatever) married an Italian woman and she was crrrrray-cray to the max.  Like, feeding their 3 year old son shots of espresso "to help him go to bed, like we do in Italia" at night crazy.

That doesn't sound bad. If my son getting expresso shots is what it takes to tap an olive ass, I'd be down

[Human Snorenado]

I purposely left out the part where she got addicted to crack.

[fistfulofmetal]

my type:

[Madrun Badrun]

yummmm

[Positive Touch]

I've heard Hispanic dudes say Hispanic/Spanish chicks are crazy, but never heard that about Italian women.

behind every italian woman is a family that will fuck you up if you do her wrong

[Positive Touch]

also i will crush you guys for talking shit on italian women

[The Sceneman]

my ideal woman looks something like this



I actually can't watch her videos on Cracked as I get too worked up

[pickle]

In my experience that 'type' don't wash down-below, and are actually really extremely thick. I am massively intelligent, which might have something to do with it.

Most girls like that are pretty articulate. From experience they tend not to shave down there, but I've never encountered any bad smells.

my ideal woman looks something like this

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I actually can't watch her videos on Cracked as I get too worked up

A broken link? Are you trying to be meta Sceneman? 

[The Sceneman]

ah, cached pic worked in my browser.

Re-host:



Her name is Katie Willert and I love her with all of my heart and my whole body (including my pee pee)

[tiesto]

All you Italian and Jewish women lovers, you seriously need to come visit the Island...

I've dated a few Italians but too often they remind me of my family

[The Sceneman]

well Tiesto if I gather up enough capital, I will be visiting NY state at some point. I have promised my mum that I'll take her to NYC once I'm earning again. She's a huge movie buff and her lifelong dream is to visit NYC.

[chronovore]

Lilith from Cheers?

That's probably not close enough now that I think about it.

Works for me.

[nice cat but chicken]

i'm not against skinny broads by any means but re: pickle's pic on pg1, how can anyone deem her attractive when all you can see is her haircut and dress sense?
also  humanities
and i'd watch out for that ambiguous sexual orientation

[pickle]

i'm not against skinny broads by any means but re: pickle's pic on pg1, how can anyone deem her attractive when all you can see is her haircut and dress sense?
also  humanities
and i'd watch out for that ambiguous sexual orientation

As someone who has an ambiguous sexual orientation, it doesn't bother me that much. If you mean they'll get bored and fuck a girl, I don't mind open relationships either.

[Phoenix Dark]

All you Italian and Jewish women lovers, you seriously need to come visit the Island...

I've dated a few Italians but too often they remind me of my family

Alas they don't fuck with brothas

[fistfulofmetal]

i would say my general type would be: slim, and in shape. generally speaking i prefer taller girls however the right short girl is OK in my book as well. i just dont like stubby looking chicks with short legs.

currently "typing" over:

 

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AJ Lee

like, the perfect body on a short girl. also: dem abs.

[Mupepe]

who the hell is that??