Author Topic: Happy birthday to the lamest, worst person I know (Read 1530 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** June 16, 2012, 02:35:37 PM »

Happy birthday me!

23 and still feel 13

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2012, 02:37:46 PM »

Happy bday. Go get laid

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2012, 02:46:32 PM »

happy birthday dude

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2012, 02:47:48 PM »

23 is such a terrible age: not young enough to be crazy, and not old enough to enjoy maturity. Most of 2011's documented suicides took place around that age. Don't kill yourself, bro.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2012, 02:58:47 PM »

23 are u are crying over finding "the one" ?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2012, 03:01:21 PM »

note the thread title demi

Momo · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2012, 04:27:49 PM »

happy birthday, birthday twin :3

(well i will never forget your birthday

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Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2012, 04:32:51 PM »

Happy birthday Brandnew.
Here's a poem I wrote especially for you:
Every time it rains,
It rains penis from heaven.
The catholic boy, genuflecting
Penis from heaven.
And if you're out and about,
Don't get stuck into a mob.
Just remember you're young and free
Still single at 23
Always pull out when you shoot your load
Face-shots don't make babies.

Atramental · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2012, 04:36:59 PM »

It seems like a lot of people were born during June.

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I'm having my 22 birthday tomorrow all by myself *sigh*

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2012, 04:54:33 PM »

Get your sister to try out some really freaky stuff since it's your birthday.

etiolate · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2012, 05:01:21 PM »

For your birthday, I send you FEELS

lennedsay · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2012, 06:34:48 PM »

Happy birthday!

I'm trying my best to have this baby for your birthday, but no luck so far.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2012, 06:36:26 PM »

happy Birthday BN

try to bring us some birthday hijinx - perhaps a face sitting story that goes wrong?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2012, 07:08:22 PM »

Happy Birthday!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2012, 07:12:51 PM »

as a fellow new 23 year old enjoy this rotten shitty year

chronovore · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2012, 02:58:51 AM »

Happy Birthday! For a present, try being nice to yourself!

pickle · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2012, 03:23:36 AM »

1989!

(Happy Birthday)

Momo · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2012, 03:34:55 AM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on June 16, 2012, 07:12:51 PM

as a fellow new 23 year old enjoy this rotten shitty year

Trent Dole · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:57:00 PM »

'appy bday. Go get a lapdance or something.

Boogie · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:58:00 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 16, 2012, 02:35:37 PM

23 and still feel 13

Shit, you're only 23?!

gawdamn I'm old.

Boogie · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:59:29 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 16, 2012, 03:01:21 PM

note the thread title demi

I still hadn't been laid when I turned 23. You're still wellllllllllll ahead of the game, BN.

That being said, what the hell are you actually doing with your life, 'n such?

Huff · « **Reply #21 on:** June 17, 2012, 09:00:33 PM »

So BN how was your big day? Any birthday sex?

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Author Topic: Happy birthday to the lamest, worst person I know (Read 1530 times)