woah

[fart]

1) i didn't know this place existed, and yet i'm registered here

2) hi.       doug? whitey? LA MAF?

3) yah, that's pretty much it.

[MrAngryFace]

I HOPE YOURE READY FOR THE BORE

[fart]

sure. where is everyone though

[Great Rumbler]

So, you've finally come back from your six-year ban?

[Mr. Gundam]

Welcome.

Whiteman is no longer with us. 

[The Sceneman]

I HOPE YOURE READY FOR THE BORE

xXx rated, expect SHIT DIESEL

[Mr. Gundam]

Get ready for buyin' shit, swapping cock pics and dumpster rapin'.

[fart]

So, you've finally come back from your six-year ban?

3, but yes.

Whiteman is no longer with us. 

that makes me profoundly sad. does that mean doug's out too?

OR IS HE HERE BUT INCOGNITO!??!!?

[Mr. Gundam]

So, you've finally come back from your six-year ban?

3, but yes.

Whiteman is no longer with us. 

that makes me profoundly sad. does that mean doug's out too?

OR IS HE HERE BUT INCOGNITO!??!!?

Old Man Drinky Prole McCruncheon is here, but Whiteman is debatable.

[fart]

alright then. i can work with that.

[Mr. Gundam]

Now get on over to Motion Control Gaming Fanclub and have fun with the whimsymobile.

[Van Cruncheon]

doug's here, the dull fuck

[fart]

ok so wtf is who

[Van Cruncheon]

<-- drinky crow

[Phoenix Dark]

are u a girl

[Momo]

I'm reminded everyday how much it sucks being the new kid here

[fart]

ok this is the mapping i'm going to work off of unless a proper quorum corrects me:

drinky -> cruncheon
whitey -> mr gundam
maf -> maf
demi -> demi
a pansy -> phoenix dark

am i missing anyone?

[fart]

it looks like creepy old guy is almost certainly either drinky or his identical twin brother too.

[Human Snorenado]

it looks like creepy old guy is almost certainly either drinky or his identical twin brother too.

 

It's Triumph.  Also, Gundam isn't Whitey.  Whitey shows up every once in a blue moon as Dr. Miletski to dispense sage advice.  Gundam is uh... distantmantra I want to say from back in the day?  Can't really remember.

[Human Snorenado]

Other old peoples:

dcharliejp-> dcharlie
stringer bell-> himuro
mandark-> still mandark

[Verdigris Murder]

Martin Raperman - Smokey Dave

[fart]

oh that's right, i forgot DM was in seattle too.

fucking whitey. if he's still on your team tell his ass to get up on this doug.

and congrats on becoming more doug than doug himself triumph

[Himu]

Salutations.

[etiolate]

yes gundam is a whitey

[fart]

hey buds

i do remember DM being pretty white. however pale you are PNW just makes you paler too.

[etiolate]

and then when you get white enough, you can travel east until you hit a skinhead militia

[fart]

but then you'd have to go through issaquah, and who wants to go through issaquah?

[Mandark]

<----  Loki

[demi]

How did you find / remember this place fart? What have you been up to? Havent seen you since the GAF days and the birth of this place.

Also Willco ran off after not paying for a whole year to knock up fat white girls and make jewish babies. So I took over.

[Brehvolution]

Martin Raperman - Smokey Dave

That's cool if true.

Welcome fart!

[pickle]

Martin Raperman - Smokey Dave

You actually are smokey dave? Sweet. One of the more tolerable gaffers.

[demi]

Borys. Nobody knows who those are. Dummy.

[Diunx]

Diunx- Doombringer

[Himu]

Diunx- Doombringer

 

[fistfulofmetal]

dunno who this is

i must be a newfag

[Barry Egan]

you gave a dig I made on Olimario an "A+" once, fart.  I cherish it to this very day.

edit: found it.

[Mr. Gundam]

it looks like creepy old guy is almost certainly either drinky or his identical twin brother too.

 

It's Triumph.  Also, Gundam isn't Whitey.  Whitey shows up every once in a blue moon as Dr. Miletski to dispense sage advice.  Gundam is uh... distantmantra I want to say from back in the day?  Can't really remember.

Ding ding ding.

[fart]

<----  Loki

you can't fool me mandy. i know you're actually thor in a dress.

[fart]

How did you find / remember this place fart? What have you been up to? Havent seen you since the GAF days and the birth of this place.

Also Willco ran off after not paying for a whole year to knock up fat white girls and make jewish babies. So I took over.

i did a google search for "drinky maf neogaf what the hell where is everyone"

[MrAngryFace]

This place is about as big as id want a forum I frequent to be

[T234]

Better not bring no soft shit in here.

[demi]

How did you find / remember this place fart? What have you been up to? Havent seen you since the GAF days and the birth of this place.

Also Willco ran off after not paying for a whole year to knock up fat white girls and make jewish babies. So I took over.

i did a google search for "drinky maf neogaf what the hell where is everyone"

lol. i guess it worked since we are on the first page!

[fart]

This place is about as big as id want a forum I frequent to be

yah but i'm guessing you guys never talk about semiotics and shit AND THAT'S WHAT DROVE WHITEY AWAY I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU


nah, you guys are all right

[fart]

you know last night i couldn't tell whether doug said dull fuck or full duck but offhand i can tell you the sample rate of the r34 gt-r's lateral torque split control system? (128hz, the engineers were super pissed they couldn't run it faster)

[fart]

true effin story right there

[fart]

oh that only applies to the v-spec. the difference between the v-soec and the norm gt-rs other than badging and shit was the lateral tq split controller and the electromechanical per-axle diffs

[MyNameIsMethodis]

everyohne forgets me the best poster

[MrAngryFace]

oh that only applies to the v-spec. the difference between the v-soec and the norm gt-rs other than badging and shit was the lateral tq split controller and the electromechanical per-axle diffs

There's a car thread you can take over- I started it but I know jack shit about em- feel free to leave whatever in there

[Van Cruncheon]

now that i am in a place with real internets: welcome back, fart! i can talk semiotics, although i apparently prefer to do that on facebook where i can annoy far more people physically proximal to me

[MrAngryFace]

truth. facebook folks seem easily irritated by stuff. Someone got mad cause I posted the word poop as a status update.

[Shadow Mod]

Martin is Dave? So Dave isn't your real name? Am I being fed lies?

[Mr. Gundam]

truth. facebook folks seem easily irritated by stuff. Someone got mad cause I posted the word poop as a status update.

People were totally offended when I responded to one of your FB posts with "COCKS."

[Shadow Mod]

truth. facebook folks seem easily irritated by stuff. Someone got mad cause I posted the word poop as a status update.

People were totally offended when I responded to one of your FB posts with "COCKS."

I don't understand this. It's probably people who have business folks on their shit or their really uptight grandmother. Otherwise that's the big deal.

[MrAngryFace]

Some of my facebook friends are weird

[etiolate]

I keep having this awful realization about myself and facebook: I really don't care about the daily happenings of others' lives.

[MrAngryFace]

I mostly count on my friends to show me crap I care about- I dont care so much what theyre up to- but its fun to have a place I can FORCE MY THOUGHTS UPON OTHERS LIKE WHEN I THINK THE WORD "POOP" AND WISH To SHARE

[Shadow Mod]

I mostly count on my friends to show me crap I care about- I dont care so much what theyre up to- but its fun to have a place I can FORCE MY THOUGHTS UPON OTHERS LIKE WHEN I THINK THE WORD "POOP" AND WISH To SHARE

I don't even read statuses anymore. I just check messages since some people like to organize events. No messages? Cool time to get off the FB.

[MrAngryFace]

at the end of the year I use the 'my year in status' app to create the most hilarious collection of wtf from my brain

[Shadow Mod]

at the end of the year I use the 'my year in status' app to create the most hilarious collection of wtf from my brain

If FB is good for anything it's fucking with IRL friends.

[fart]

yah you bitches need to add me on fb. you know who you are. pm for link or whatever