Author Topic: CONDOMS DO NOT PREVENT PREGNANCIES AND STI'S (Read 2670 times)

Himu · « **on:** July 01, 2012, 06:55:37 PM »

DON'T USE CONDOMS YOU WILL DIE

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** July 01, 2012, 06:57:35 PM »

CATHOLICS

www.1flesh.org

Atramental · « **Reply #2 on:** July 01, 2012, 07:00:09 PM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** July 01, 2012, 07:42:30 PM »

WHY WOULD MR BEAN SUPPORT THIS INFOGRAPHIC?!!?

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #4 on:** July 01, 2012, 07:45:21 PM »

Religion : dead in 10 years. I can't wait. What a load of absolute guff it is.

I love that God is a forgiving loving being yet he's , apparently, a huge supporter of big business over individual needs.

Let's face it - best case : Jesus was a socialist, worse case : flat out communist.

What would CAPITALIST JESUS do? I have no idea - like regular jesus - he doesn't exist. #shrug

benjipwns · « **Reply #5 on:** July 01, 2012, 07:51:24 PM »

If you can't trust a 1991 letter to the editor what can you trust?

chronovore · « **Reply #6 on:** July 01, 2012, 07:52:05 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 01, 2012, 07:45:21 PM

Religion : dead in 10 years. I can't wait. What a load of absolute guff it is.

I love that God is a forgiving loving being yet he's , apparently, a huge supporter of big business over individual needs.

Let's face it - best case : Jesus was a socialist, worse case : flat out communist.

What would CAPITALIST JESUS do? I have no idea - like regular jesus - he doesn't exist. #shrug

My favorite bit in "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom" was the idea that, with transhuman tech in place, all the people who were concerned that transference of consciousness into a replicated body resulted in the loss of a soul were basically "bred out" when they refused to participate in the technology. Everyone else became immortal, and the other perspective was just... lost to history.

Atramental · « **Reply #7 on:** July 01, 2012, 08:03:15 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 01, 2012, 07:52:05 PM

My favorite bit in "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom" was the idea that, with transhuman tech in place, all the people who were concerned that transference of consciousness into a replicated body resulted in the loss of a soul were basically "bred out" when they refused to participate in the technology. Everyone else became immortal, and the other perspective was just... lost to history.

This post just gave me a transhumanist chubby.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** July 01, 2012, 08:04:09 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 01, 2012, 07:45:21 PM

Religion : dead in 10 years. I can't wait. What a load of absolute guff it is.

I love that God is a forgiving loving being yet he's , apparently, a huge supporter of big business over individual needs.

Let's face it - best case : Jesus was a socialist, worse case : flat out communist.

What would CAPITALIST JESUS do? I have no idea - like regular jesus - he doesn't exist. #shrug

Fortunately, we have the Gospel of Supply Side Jesus to help us understand.

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/09/17_franken.html

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** July 01, 2012, 10:39:12 PM »

Is this parody or not? I'm really not sure. It's bizarre use of memes and infographics is confusing me. And it said the cycle method was 96.8% effective and better than the pill and a condom (combined, presumably) and that jizzum prevents breast cancer.

etiolate · « **Reply #10 on:** July 01, 2012, 10:42:18 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 01, 2012, 07:42:30 PM

WHY WOULD MR BEAN SUPPORT THIS INFOGRAPHIC?!!?

he needs the money

if you know what I bean

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11 on:** July 01, 2012, 10:53:41 PM »

hopefully that horrible all-caps infographic style will die a quick death now that social conservatives have appropriated it.

fart · « **Reply #12 on:** July 01, 2012, 11:30:23 PM »

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ti's goin on in hereeee

Trent Dole · « **Reply #13 on:** July 01, 2012, 11:54:37 PM »

...Wait, is that a troll face?

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #14 on:** July 02, 2012, 12:12:12 AM »

you all know that Mr Bean -is- the Devil , right?!

Momo · « **Reply #15 on:** July 02, 2012, 01:05:29 AM »

Informative shit

Damian79 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 02, 2012, 01:25:11 AM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 01, 2012, 07:45:21 PM

Religion : dead in 10 years. I can't wait. What a load of absolute guff it is.

I love that God is a forgiving loving being yet he's , apparently, a huge supporter of big business over individual needs.

Let's face it - best case : Jesus was a socialist, worse case : flat out communist.

What would CAPITALIST JESUS do? I have no idea - like regular jesus - he doesn't exist. #shrug

WTF you on about, none of that is true. It is individual needs that God caters for the most.

Jesus was about people looking after people and having a relationship with God.

Momo · « **Reply #17 on:** July 02, 2012, 01:34:13 AM »

guys pls dont do this srs religion thing.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #18 on:** July 02, 2012, 01:43:19 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 02, 2012, 01:36:26 AM

Jesus was gay. A gay black man. Deal with it.

If the church refuses to acknowledge it then it's not true! Like the planet being round and orbiting the sun and shit. Which is true now because they say it is.

Damian79 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 02, 2012, 01:46:15 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 02, 2012, 01:36:26 AM

Jesus was gay. A gay black man. Deal with it.

Much like how the universe can do whatever it likes.

Momo · « **Reply #20 on:** July 02, 2012, 01:59:58 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 02, 2012, 01:36:26 AM

Jesus was gay. A gay black alien. Deal with it.

fixed

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #21 on:** July 02, 2012, 02:07:26 AM »

Quote

WTF you on about, none of that is true. It is individual needs that God caters for the most.

Jesus was about people looking after people and having a relationship with God.

not a chance - it's all bible code for "tax dollars"

Big Barry Jazz · « **Reply #22 on:** July 02, 2012, 06:42:23 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 01, 2012, 07:51:24 PM

If you can't trust a 1991 letter to the editor what can you trust?

You don't get citations more solid than a Sunday Telegraph article. Looks like I'm convinced.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #23 on:** July 02, 2012, 05:13:28 PM »

Quote

You don't get citations more solid than a Sunday Telegraph article. Looks like I'm convinced.

The UK sex ed videos we watched were done in a "within the context of a loving married relationship" vibe and did not discuss condom use

I was at a catholic school :/

One french girl in our class , in post discussion, said "i'd never have sex until i was about 18... but i'd totally do oral"
the audible sound of boners springing upwards was like someone furiously popping bubble wrap

brob · « **Reply #24 on:** July 02, 2012, 05:21:10 PM »

only part of sex ed I remember was putting condoms on Styrofoam cocks.

Then we grabbed hella condoms and put them on all the door handles we could find.

Bebpo · « **Reply #25 on:** July 02, 2012, 05:33:18 PM »

That sounds more fun than ours. We just watched a video about making babies.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #26 on:** July 02, 2012, 05:42:05 PM »

Ayo mind if I post that on gaf.

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** July 02, 2012, 05:50:21 PM »

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #28 on:** July 02, 2012, 05:54:13 PM »

Cool. Did. Fireworks time

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #29 on:** July 02, 2012, 08:44:33 PM »

Religion : Condoms don't work, you shouldn't use them. Jesus cries if you use them.
Africa : Okay - we'll not use them

...

...

Africa : wait a minute - everyone is dying.. in their thousands

Religion : But look on the bright side... at least God is happy

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #30 on:** July 02, 2012, 09:31:52 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 02, 2012, 08:44:33 PM

Religion : Condoms don't work, you shouldn't use them. Jesus cries if you use them.
Africa : Okay - we'll not use them

...

...

Africa : wait a minute - everyone is dying.. in their thousands
Religion : But look on the bright side... at least God is happy

I'm still loving contraception as the reason for objectification of women.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** July 02, 2012, 09:36:47 PM »

Every sperm is sacred, you guys

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32 on:** July 03, 2012, 12:02:00 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 02, 2012, 09:31:52 PM

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 02, 2012, 08:44:33 PM
Religion : Condoms don't work, you shouldn't use them. Jesus cries if you use them.
Africa : Okay - we'll not use them

...

...

Africa : wait a minute - everyone is dying.. in their thousands
Religion : But look on the bright side... at least God is happy

I'm still loving contraception as the reason for objectification of women.

I can't really respect a woman until she's given me a BBBJTC.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #33 on:** July 03, 2012, 12:04:19 AM »

Can we talk about ridiculous dental dams are?

Momo · « **Reply #34 on:** July 03, 2012, 12:11:28 AM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 02, 2012, 08:44:33 PM

Religion : Condoms don't work, you shouldn't use them. Jesus cries if you use them.
Africa : Okay - we'll not use them

...

...

Africa : wait a minute - everyone is dying.. in their thousands
Religion : But look on the bright side... at least God is happy

Problem in africa, at least the southern part is our health ministers are trying to cure AIDS with potatoes and we have a president who raped a woman he thought was "dirty' and decided to wash the AIDS off in the shower afterwards. If even the people in power are this uneducated why would you expect better of it's voters?

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Author Topic: CONDOMS DO NOT PREVENT PREGNANCIES AND STI'S (Read 2670 times)