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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2012, 04:30:54 AM »
first victim of Obamacare :violin
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2012, 04:35:33 AM »
lolz no just marriage


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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2012, 04:41:44 AM »
It's ok, you're only trading the hypothetical ability to have sex with any woman for the guaranteed ability to sometimes have sex with one woman

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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2012, 04:49:01 AM »
You better go get laid now before you run out of time breh
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2012, 04:53:36 AM »
i might have some time to jerk off in peace
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2012, 04:54:04 AM »
OH SHIT MY VOWS

FUCK I HATE HOMEWORK
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2012, 05:06:26 AM »
OMG THIS IS INTENSE GOOD LUCK BRAH
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2012, 05:14:13 AM »
Whatever you do...

don't forget your pants.
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2012, 05:18:34 AM »
Oh you know he will, or he will find a way to fuck it up somehow.

Like, Positive Touch is so hardcore that by the time the minister calls "Positive..." he will reply "Shepard..."
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2012, 05:34:44 AM »
Like, Positive Touch is so hardcore that by the time the minister calls "Positive..." he will reply "Shepard..."

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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2012, 05:45:12 AM »
^ :rofl

aaaand here comes a big-ass tropical storm to smash up the pretty beach wedding

no clue what plan b is since i have no phone and no one's bothered to contact me


obviously the only correct path to take now is continue procrastinating by reading the bore
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2012, 06:43:26 AM »
wtf else should i be doing

cant finish my fried chicken cuz im all suited up
cant play games cuz its almost time to go
foreign tv sucks

might as well dick around on the bore
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2012, 06:55:48 AM »
on a beach in thailand, in phuket
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T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2012, 06:57:54 AM »
... Is that a real place or are you phukking with us?
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2012, 07:03:18 AM »
phuck this bullchit
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« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2012, 07:05:30 AM »


OH GOD WHAT DID I DO
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« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2012, 07:09:51 AM »
nope, honkey-american like myself
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« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2012, 07:23:32 AM »
fuck positive t and anyone that love him
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« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2012, 07:46:42 AM »
Nice! Congrats.

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« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2012, 07:58:43 AM »
This is sweet  :)

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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2012, 08:28:24 AM »
Have a good time!
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2012, 08:42:00 AM »
did it; pics later.  dont give a shit bout nothin rite now but food & liquor
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« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2012, 08:43:59 AM »
Congrats!
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« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2012, 08:52:41 AM »
did it; pics later.  dont give a shit bout nothin rite now but food & liquor

This is your time nicca! :bow
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2012, 08:55:45 AM »
Cant wait to see the honeymoon on xtube
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2012, 09:50:11 AM »
Cant wait to see the honeymoon on xtube

Positive is too classy for that. They'll be /r/gonewild exclusive
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« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2012, 09:56:46 AM »
/r/gonewildplus :teehee
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2012, 11:03:09 AM »
Congratulations!
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2012, 11:48:36 AM »
Congrats?
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2012, 11:49:11 AM »
Congratulations!
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2012, 12:14:47 PM »
what better way to end the night than by cussing out a bunch of crusty old british douchebags

when we're the only other group in the restaurant and we're a FUCKIN WEDDING PARTY then i think we're allowed to get loud.  if you got a problem then don't shush us ffs.  i let all that slide, but when they decided to mock my brother as they were leaving then fuck being nice.  i cussed their asses out; fuck off with "polite" conversation b.s.; you want a quiet meal then keep your ass at home. 

my ma hates confrontation tho and is always willing to find the error of her ways even when she's in the right.  "we shoulda been quieter; don't get down to their level."  yeah fuck all that.  no one's gonna talk shit on my family, especially not on my wedding night.  she was plenty pissed at me and didn't talk to me the rest of the night.  :oops sorry, ma


seriously tho wtf is up with the euros and aussies around here? they all treat it like it's still colonial times or some shit.  rude, pushy, half-naked and all-around obnoxious.  bangkok :teehee was my favorite city here so far because of the low level of eurotrash.
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2012, 12:26:05 PM »
You should have ignored them, then later stomped your wife's wedding dress to blow off steam.
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2012, 12:35:51 PM »
You should have ignored them, then later stomped your wife's wedding dress to blow off steam.

good idea, but they don't have Steam in Poland

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« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2012, 01:00:21 PM »
You're making a terrible mistake! Congratulations!
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« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2012, 01:41:22 PM »
Time for some Hangover 2 action... get some cheeseburger play in before getting married!  :-*

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« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2012, 02:31:54 PM »
Hey, congrats!!

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« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2012, 04:36:08 PM »
Congrats, man. Marriage is awesome, as long as you really wanted to get married.
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Re: T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2012, 04:49:45 PM »
He hasn't responded in a while. Probably have sex for the first time with his waifu. :heart
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« Reply #39 on: July 03, 2012, 05:01:45 PM »
He hasn't responded in a while. Probably have sex for the first time with his waifu. :heart

I hope she used some lube, you can do some damage with a strap-on if it's your first time.
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« Reply #40 on: July 03, 2012, 06:59:19 PM »
CONGRATS POS.
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« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2012, 08:44:58 PM »
Grats.

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« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2012, 08:57:30 PM »
So where's the honeymoon?
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« Reply #43 on: July 03, 2012, 09:16:27 PM »
Positive T is a poor ass American college student; his honeymoon is cutting onions in the back room at McDonalds for the upcoming McRib.
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« Reply #44 on: July 03, 2012, 10:10:38 PM »
Congrats man!! Marriage is the shit when people do it right.

Also, sexy time. :drool
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« Reply #45 on: July 03, 2012, 10:18:11 PM »
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« Reply #47 on: July 03, 2012, 11:04:21 PM »
Positive T is a poor ass American college student; his honeymoon is cutting onions in the back room at McDonalds for the upcoming McRib.

not when mommy and daddy touch pay for plane tickets to thailand.  also thanks to agoda.com i'm staying in some resort for richie-rich euros and chinese for only like $120 a day.  HIGH LIFE
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« Reply #48 on: July 03, 2012, 11:26:56 PM »
enjoy the sex!
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T MINUS THREE HOURS TIL POSITIVE TOUCH LOSES HIS FREEDOM FOREVER
« Reply #49 on: July 03, 2012, 11:29:13 PM »
Does it feel different, I wonder.

I bet now that she's your wife and future mother of your children you'll respect her and stop slapping her with your dick, which quite frankly sounds very boring.
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« Reply #50 on: July 04, 2012, 01:31:38 AM »
Congratulations, sir
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« Reply #51 on: July 04, 2012, 10:38:09 AM »
1st day update: wifey got drunk with her cousin at the hotel bar all day while i played old genesis games and dicked around on the bore.  later i went to the beach and a bee stung my neck.  i watched some shackled monkeys take coconuts from a tree, then we ate indian food together.  now i am taking a huge shit.

tomorrow i plan to play more videogames and maybe we will watch some boring movie on tv and make fun of it.  also we will eat together.
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« Reply #52 on: July 04, 2012, 12:41:30 PM »
Waiting on pics before I offer congratulations
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« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2012, 09:58:43 AM »
i feel kinds weird about putting pics up on the bore now.  friend me on facebook or something
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« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2012, 10:20:30 AM »
Does marriage lose its luster after having been together for so long and fucked every hole on her body already?
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« Reply #55 on: July 05, 2012, 11:19:37 AM »
Do you think you would get tired with Joe, if you guys tied the knot?
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« Reply #56 on: July 05, 2012, 11:25:10 AM »
Probably. I hate being tied down. Being unmarried means we can be frivolous and free with our spending and each other.
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