Author Topic: Which EBer will spawn a child next (Read 19804 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** July 05, 2012, 08:10:00 PM »

Which of EB's most eligible bachelors (sorry Beezy) will crack some eggs first

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #1 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:11:13 PM »

why arent i in this since im the least likely which makes me the most likely

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:12:41 PM »

Where the "None of the Above" option?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:14:09 PM »

I like to think Boogie's out there spreading some wild oats right now.

lennedsay · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:16:12 PM »

No fake or real mupepe options?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:19:13 PM »

I'm gonna go with Bepbo. Living in California gives him an advantage in terms of meeting multiple women per square foot, plus he clearly has the best beard out of all the contestants

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:19:56 PM »

I dunno, man. I'm so mixed on the having a demonspawn idea.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:20:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:19:13 PM

plus he clearly has the best beard out of all the contestants

Does not.

Bebpo · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:28:33 PM »

I've never got if the whole spelling of my username incorrectly is a running gag or if people just can't ever spell bebpo

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:19:13 PM

I'm gonna go with Bepbo. Living in California gives him an advantage in terms of meeting multiple women per square foot, plus he clearly has the best beard out of all the contestants

Awwww, thanks

But no kids for me unless I meet someone who actually likes me back! Then if things go well, maybe +3-5 years after that moment.

Bebpo · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:29:04 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 05, 2012, 08:20:21 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:19:13 PM
plus he clearly has the best beard out of all the contestants

Does not.

I'm not visiting you now.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:30:19 PM »

I have the better beard. Suck it bebpo.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:39:24 PM »

I voted Himu. The twist is that he'll bear the child himself.

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:41:42 PM »

The twist is that I AM the child.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:42:20 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 05, 2012, 08:16:12 PM

No fake or real mupepe options?

That wouldn't be fair since he is married and has way more potential to spread seed.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:43:08 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 05, 2012, 08:39:24 PM

I voted Himu. The twist is that he'll bear the child himself.

What if Bebpo is the father? /shyamalan

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:43:52 PM »

look

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 05, 2012, 08:43:08 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 05, 2012, 08:39:24 PM
I voted Himu. The twist is that he'll bear the child himself.

What if Bebpo is the father? /shyamalan

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:44:20 PM »

Oh man, the baby will be a weeaboo messiah.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:50:36 PM »

I voted for Arvie, since I think it's entirely likely he'll get a girl who happens to be about 9 months preggers in his dismemberment dungeon and decide to keep the baby when he's done with the mother.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:55:29 PM »

I'm going with PD and a canoe trip to he'll never forget.

Bebpo · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:56:13 PM »

Voted for boogie because he can have a baby whenever he wants. He's a cop. He just takes one out of jail.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:57:53 PM »

She'll need a lawyer. It will take a Jerry Springer episode to figure it out.

Beezy · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2012, 08:58:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:10:00 PM

Which of EB's most eligible bachelors (sorry Beezy) will crack some eggs first

(Image removed from quote.)

you don't mean that

Barry Egan · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2012, 09:04:42 PM »

I went with Bebpo, although I think the actual answer is probably Kosma or the business.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2012, 09:05:09 PM »

The Business isn't single though.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2012, 09:06:52 PM »

Oh right. Actually I think Kosma is seeing someone too.

I change my fake vote to the experiment then.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2012, 09:29:35 PM »

The obvious choice is Himuro, because terrible shit happens to him all the time, so some sort of "Knocked Up" one night stand situation is highly likely. It would be awesome if it turns out she's a 17 year old white girl with racist parents who was just curious about the BBC.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2012, 09:30:16 PM »

Also, you guys saying Bebpo are nuts. Women smell desperation like shitty Axe body spray, and there is no creature more obviously desperate than Homo Weeaboo

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2012, 09:46:30 PM »

Another vote for me

oh wait - i don't count.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2012, 10:11:01 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 05, 2012, 09:29:35 PM

The obvious choice is Himuro, because terrible shit happens to him all the time, so some sort of "Knocked Up" one night stand situation is highly likely. It would be awesome if it turns out she's a 17 year old white girl with racist parents who was just curious about the BBC.

bad stuff does not always happen to me!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:09:22 AM »

I vote for Smooth Groove.

He's a doctor who has six pack abs - that is enough for a lot of the California gold digging set to "accidentally" forget taking their birth control. Eventually he'll knock up one of them.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #30 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:10:29 AM »

Not me.

One and done.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:11:10 AM »

I agree with with T EXP. If I was hooking up with Smooth knowing what he does, I'd bite the tip of his condom as I'm putting it on. Be careful homeboy, them bitches be crazy.

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:12:56 AM »

Smooth Groove would rather jack off to porn than fuck a woman.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #33 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:15:25 AM »

With his BBC obsession I think it'll be a while before he's even on the spawning market.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #34 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:19:06 AM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #35 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:19:15 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 12:11:10 AM

I agree with with T EXP. If I was hooking up with Smooth knowing what he does, I'd bite the of the tip of his condom as I'm putting it on. Be careful homeboy, them bitches be crazy.

I guess I better not be getting bjs from my pornstar escorts.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #36 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:19:57 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 06, 2012, 12:19:06 AM

Ahem

Women stop bearing children after menopause, BN.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:21:39 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 12:19:57 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on July 06, 2012, 12:19:06 AM
Ahem

Women stop bearing children after menopause, BN.

Atramental · « **Reply #38 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:24:29 AM »

I cannot unleash my spawn upon this world until the end of days draws nigh.

Atramental · « **Reply #39 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:27:01 AM »

Quote from: The Business on July 06, 2012, 12:26:31 AM

Worst post of the year contender.

Tasty · « **Reply #40 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:27:36 AM »

bebpo x Kagari

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #41 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:39:26 AM »

Sorry to disappoint but it will be none of those on the list. I am going to nominate myself and the missus. We've been working at it and it will happen sooner or later.

Bebpo · « **Reply #42 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:43:38 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 05, 2012, 09:30:16 PM

Also, you guys saying Bebpo are nuts. Women smell desperation like shitty Axe body spray, and there is no creature more obviously desperate than Homo Weeaboo

I take somewhat offense from this. I'm not desperate. Desperate would be being horrible at dealing with only the opposite sex. I am horrible at dealing with MEN as well. Social Anxiety is a bitch yo.

Getting better though...

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #43 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:45:00 AM »

Quote from: The Business on July 06, 2012, 12:40:28 AM

Fat people fucking

DAMN STRAIGHT!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #44 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:46:10 AM »

Desperate has nothing to do with horribleness, I am horrible at dealing with the opposite sex but not desperate, because I don't care that much anymore

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:49:54 AM »

I just realized we all forgot about Cajole

Trent Dole · « **Reply #46 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:52:00 AM »

#AJALL

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #47 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:52:41 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2012, 12:49:54 AM

I just realized we all forgot about Cajole

What happened to him? I'm sure he's doing alright without the bore.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #48 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:56:43 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on July 06, 2012, 12:43:38 AM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 05, 2012, 09:30:16 PM
Also, you guys saying Bebpo are nuts. Women smell desperation like shitty Axe body spray, and there is no creature more obviously desperate than Homo Weeaboo

I take somewhat offense from this. I'm not desperate. Desperate would be being horrible at dealing with only the opposite sex. I am horrible at dealing with MEN as well. Social Anxiety is a bitch yo.

Getting better though...

Pfft, you don't need to tell me, I usually don't leave my house and have trouble looking people in the eyes.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #49 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:58:13 AM »

Quote

Fat people fucking

... have you been spying on me?!

Pringo · « **Reply #50 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:28:42 AM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on July 06, 2012, 12:52:41 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2012, 12:49:54 AM
I just realized we all forgot about Cajole

What happened to him? I'm sure he's doing alright without the bore.

He didn't leave...

PD was talking about the poll.

Momo · « **Reply #51 on:** July 06, 2012, 02:39:11 AM »

bebpo

His anime choices hinges on "Can I watch this with women".

Positive Touch · « **Reply #52 on:** July 06, 2012, 07:28:27 AM »

i nominate fatalt and some random 15 yr old, at some point within the next month

Reb · « **Reply #53 on:** July 06, 2012, 08:17:48 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 06, 2012, 07:28:27 AM

i nominate fatalt and some random 15 yr old, at some point within the next month

First probable scenario!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #54 on:** July 06, 2012, 08:21:38 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 06, 2012, 07:28:27 AM

i nominate fatalt and some random 15 yr old, at some point within the next month

Change "15 yr old" to "fat chick" and then I'll agree.

demi · « **Reply #55 on:** July 06, 2012, 09:11:58 AM »

LOL @ no votes for Phoenix Dark

Bz, when are you gonna upload some creampies to xtube?

fart · « **Reply #56 on:** July 06, 2012, 10:42:18 AM »

MAFFFFFFFFF

fart · « **Reply #57 on:** July 06, 2012, 10:42:58 AM »

demi shits a baby out every morning

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #58 on:** July 06, 2012, 10:49:44 AM »

shocking twist:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

me

[close]

Boogie · « **Reply #59 on:** July 06, 2012, 11:53:46 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2012, 08:19:13 PM

I'm gonna go with Bepbo. Living in California gives him an advantage in terms of meeting multiple women per square foot, plus he clearly has the best beard out of all the contestants

If I was allowed to grow facial hair, my beard would spank all y'all on that list.

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Author Topic: Which EBer will spawn a child next (Read 19804 times)