Author Topic: Which EBer will spawn a child next (Read 19677 times)

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #60 on:** July 06, 2012, 12:10:22 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 06, 2012, 09:11:58 AM

LOL @ no votes for Phoenix Dark

Bz, when are you gonna upload some creampies to xtube?

Xtube lol

That shit is gonna go on http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildplus

We've been trying for a few months though honestly it's not that damn easy. Going to the baby doctor's has been lots of fun. Had to get my little men tested and all that jazz. Thankfully I got lots of great swimmers. Only problem is the missus she has a rare disorder that might make baby making a pain. We're going for two in a row so they are close in age. Maybe we'll get lucky with twins as it's something that seems to skip a few generations in both our families. I will tell you when it cycle time I've never had more sex in my life!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #61 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:35:29 PM »

lol im second place somehow

Bebpo · « **Reply #62 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:44:41 PM »

Probably the first poll I've ever been in the lead in

Otoh :'(

demi · « **Reply #63 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:49:09 PM »

Bebpo, you are the only one on that list who has gone on a date in the past year.

demi · « **Reply #64 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:49:45 PM »

In fact, why isn't BlackMage on there? He would be my vote.

Bebpo · « **Reply #65 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:53:43 PM »

BM is not single

demi · « **Reply #66 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:55:26 PM »

Man it's BlackMage you know he will find some crazy chick who will force him to ejaculate inside her.

Bebpo · « **Reply #67 on:** July 06, 2012, 01:57:15 PM »

He seems happy, so it should work out even if they get a few DUIs along the way.

tiesto · « **Reply #68 on:** July 06, 2012, 02:16:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2012, 12:49:54 AM

I just realized we all forgot about Cajole

And me... geez, it's like NY doesn't even exist for you guys $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #69 on:** July 06, 2012, 02:23:14 PM »

I don't know why I'm even listed.

demi · « **Reply #70 on:** July 06, 2012, 02:57:07 PM »

Or because I'd sooner bone a dude over a disgusting female.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #71 on:** July 06, 2012, 03:01:18 PM »

^ One or both of you didn't read the other one's post correctly.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #72 on:** July 06, 2012, 03:20:54 PM »

Yeah, I thought it was cute I wasn't even in the running, but then I can't handle love, it's obvious. After five years (if I live that long) I'll wake up all loveless.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #73 on:** July 06, 2012, 03:29:05 PM »

I'm more interested in Green Man's post. Did I miss something?

Pringo · « **Reply #74 on:** July 06, 2012, 03:33:48 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 06, 2012, 03:20:54 PM

Yeah, I thought it was cute I wasn't even in the running, but then I can't handle love, it's obvious. After five years (if I live that long) I'll wake up all loveless.

What's so scary? There's not a threat in sight.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #75 on:** July 06, 2012, 03:34:16 PM »

Quote

I mean Father Mike? $100 he is not anyones father in the next 10 years.

Petition to change username to just "Mike" starts here

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #76 on:** July 06, 2012, 04:20:19 PM »

Ya but when someone starts the which EBer has the highest rank in the spiritual I-can-rape-you-and-know-one-will-believe-you fatherhood and not the I-produced-pantshitters-from-my-balls poll then you'd have to change it back. Seems like a lot of work for Demi.

Tasty · « **Reply #77 on:** July 06, 2012, 06:46:37 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 06, 2012, 09:11:58 AM

LOL @ no votes for Phoenix Dark

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #78 on:** July 06, 2012, 06:58:22 PM »

None. They'll all just buy a house together and adopt.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #79 on:** July 06, 2012, 07:04:40 PM »

I'll settle down before Demi at least. I think Father Mike will find a female version of himself in grad school eventually. Boogie is a cop, he'll marry some badge/uniform chasing American soon enough. I'm sure there is a white woman out there for Himu.

MAF will marry his car

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #80 on:** July 06, 2012, 07:12:03 PM »

Quote from: Pringo on July 06, 2012, 03:33:48 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 06, 2012, 03:20:54 PM
Yeah, I thought it was cute I wasn't even in the running, but then I can't handle love, it's obvious. After five years (if I live that long) I'll wake up all loveless.

What's so scary? There's not a threat in sight.

Let's sneak out of this thread. It's getting boring - there's more to life than this

Bebpo · « **Reply #81 on:** July 06, 2012, 07:12:36 PM »

I'll settle down when I lower my standards. But I'm optimistic that I'll meet someone as awesome/fun and employed as me, and I think it'll happen before I reach the point of having to lower standards in another 10 years or so.

I get approached by a few girls each week or two now a days, but they're usually unemployed, don't seem to put a lot of care into their health, and their eyes light up at "lawyer" so I try to politely decline to show interest.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #82 on:** July 06, 2012, 08:11:29 PM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on July 06, 2012, 12:10:22 PM

Quote from: demi on July 06, 2012, 09:11:58 AM
LOL @ no votes for Phoenix Dark

Bz, when are you gonna upload some creampies to xtube?

Xtube lol

That shit is gonna go on http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildplus

We've been trying for a few months though honestly it's not that damn easy. Going to the baby doctor's has been lots of fun. Had to get my little men tested and all that jazz. Thankfully I got lots of great swimmers. Only problem is the missus she has a rare disorder that might make baby making a pain. We're going for two in a row so they are close in age. Maybe we'll get lucky with twins as it's something that seems to skip a few generations in both our families. I will tell you when it cycle time I've never had more sex in my life!

Upload some videos, and we'll tell you what you're doing wrong.

Reb · « **Reply #83 on:** July 07, 2012, 09:28:00 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on July 06, 2012, 07:12:36 PM

I'll settle down when I lower my standards. But I'm optimistic that I'll meet someone as awesome/fun and employed as me, and I think it'll happen before I reach the point of having to lower standards in another 10 years or so.

I get approached by a few girls each week or two now a days, but they're usually unemployed, don't seem to put a lot of care into their health, and their eyes light up at "lawyer" so I try to politely decline to show interest.

I just threw up in my mouth.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #84 on:** July 07, 2012, 09:33:08 AM »

I've started dating again recently- not overthinking it- going fine. that said, probably not having a kid in the next 5.

fart · « **Reply #85 on:** July 07, 2012, 10:14:21 AM »

MADEMOISELLES,

I AM AVAILABLE FOR YOUR COMPANIONSHIP< BUT BE AWARE THAT I AM A RICH ^LAWYER AND HENCE MORE IMPORTANT AND WEALTHIER AND MORE VIRILE THAN YOU ARE et&c et&c et&c

BEBPO, ESQUIRE
THAT'S RIGHT LADIES, I KNOW THE LAW

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #86 on:** July 07, 2012, 10:18:06 AM »

Yeah I think its probably more important to look for the charactaristics/virtues that make a person good- not what is socially expected to appear successful. You'll have more luck that way- not expecting your dates to have followed a similar path through life.

fart · « **Reply #87 on:** July 07, 2012, 10:26:02 AM »

also bepbo sometimes people don't have jobs ~~LIKE ME~~ but when you're romantically interested in someone it's pretty natural to perk up when they mention what it is that they do for a living because it's an opportunity to make conversation with someone you're interested in.

so stop being a douche

PROTIPS FROM A PRO

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #88 on:** July 07, 2012, 10:50:50 AM »

fart

Momo · « **Reply #89 on:** July 07, 2012, 10:53:58 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on July 06, 2012, 07:12:36 PM

I'll settle down when I lower my standards. But I'm optimistic that I'll meet someone as awesome/fun and employed as me, and I think it'll happen before I reach the point of having to lower standards in another 10 years or so.

I get approached by a few girls each week or two now a days, but they're usually unemployed, don't seem to put a lot of care into their health, and their eyes light up at "lawyer" so I try to politely decline to show interest.

What are you doing man

lennedsay · « **Reply #90 on:** July 07, 2012, 10:58:24 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #91 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:04:45 AM »

Can I change my vote...

fart · « **Reply #92 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:07:50 AM »

i can't get over how big that damned thumb is

lennedsay · « **Reply #93 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:10:34 AM »

It is a big ass thumb.

Can we take bepbo off this poll and add my husband's big thumb?

fart · « **Reply #94 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:13:25 AM »

what you gonna pop out another one? shieeeet girl!

lennedsay · « **Reply #95 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:16:36 AM »

No not me, his thumb. It already looks 9 months pregnant.

Momo · « **Reply #96 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:16:53 AM »

Despite it all, still sticking with my beb vote

fart · « **Reply #97 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:19:13 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 07, 2012, 11:16:36 AM

No not me, his thumb. It already looks 9 months pregnant.

in that case, understandable. apologize for this misunderstanding, ma'am; t'won't happen again.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #98 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:35:30 AM »

lennedsay, i don't care what he told you, you can't get preggers again from his thumb

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #99 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:36:13 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:33:38 AM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 03:29:05 PM
I'm more interested in Green Man's post. Did I miss something?

After joking about it for years I got a vasectomy. No kids for me!

aren't you like 17 or some shit

i applaud your decision if you're serious tho, KIDS is like one letter off from AIDS

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #100 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:39:19 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:33:38 AM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 03:29:05 PM
I'm more interested in Green Man's post. Did I miss something?

After joking about it for years I got a vasectomy. No kids for me!

I'm surprised you were able to. I went to look into getting the procedure a while back and was denied because they thought I was too young.

I'm kind of glad I didn't because apparently you get long balls after a vasectomy.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #101 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:39:38 AM »

haha kids these days

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #102 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:50:08 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:45:05 AM

Quote from: The Experiment on July 07, 2012, 11:39:19 AM
Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:33:38 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 03:29:05 PM
I'm more interested in Green Man's post. Did I miss something?

After joking about it for years I got a vasectomy. No kids for me!

I'm surprised you were able to. I went to look into getting the procedure a while back and was denied because they thought I was too young.

I'm kind of glad I didn't because apparently you get long balls after a vasectomy.

The doctor I went to didn't really seem to care. Only explained to me that I could get it reversed later on, which I explained wouldn't be happening. Oh and that I'll experience pain for the rest of my days.

Assuming it doesn't get much worse than now, seems like an alright trade-off.

I'm hoping that the fabled male birth control pill/shot/suppository/whatever comes out soon.

fart · « **Reply #103 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:53:43 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 07, 2012, 11:50:08 AM

Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:45:05 AM
Quote from: The Experiment on July 07, 2012, 11:39:19 AM
Quote from: Green Man on July 07, 2012, 11:33:38 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 06, 2012, 03:29:05 PM
I'm more interested in Green Man's post. Did I miss something?

After joking about it for years I got a vasectomy. No kids for me!

I'm surprised you were able to. I went to look into getting the procedure a while back and was denied because they thought I was too young.

I'm kind of glad I didn't because apparently you get long balls after a vasectomy.

The doctor I went to didn't really seem to care. Only explained to me that I could get it reversed later on, which I explained wouldn't be happening. Oh and that I'll experience pain for the rest of my days.

Assuming it doesn't get much worse than now, seems like an alright trade-off.

I'm hoping that the fabled male birth control pill/shot/suppository/whatever comes out soon.

already has. it's called BEBPO

Bebpo · « **Reply #104 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:59:16 PM »

wtf, all I was saying is I'm not looking for gold diggers. jeez. Want to date people who like me for my personality and not my $$$.
I only listed the unemployment thing because it's often connected to that. When I date girls who have no job/money and I'm paying for everything I have to wonder if they really care or they're just enjoying the free ride.

tbh, I try as hard as I can not to tell people my job when I first meet them. I just want to meet them as a normal dude.

BlackMage · « **Reply #105 on:** July 07, 2012, 02:12:03 PM »

guys... im pregnant

its yo baby

Barry Egan · « **Reply #106 on:** July 07, 2012, 02:16:31 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 07, 2012, 02:12:03 PM

guys... im pregnant its yo baby

I hope you're not too attached because guilting people in to abortions is kind of my "thing".

BlackMage · « **Reply #107 on:** July 07, 2012, 02:17:37 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on July 07, 2012, 02:16:31 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on July 07, 2012, 02:12:03 PM
guys... im pregnant its yo baby

I hope you're not too attached because guilting people in to abortions is kind of my "thing".

we will go halfsies

chronovore · « **Reply #108 on:** July 07, 2012, 02:28:16 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 05, 2012, 08:44:20 PM

Oh man, the baby will be a weeaboo mess~~iah~~.

Fixed!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #109 on:** July 07, 2012, 03:56:11 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on July 07, 2012, 01:59:16 PM

wtf, all I was saying is I'm not looking for gold diggers. jeez. Want to date people who like me for my personality and not my $$$.
I only listed the unemployment thing because it's often connected to that. When I date girls who have no job/money and I'm paying for everything I have to wonder if they really care or they're just enjoying the free ride.

tbh, I try as hard as I can not to tell people my job when I first meet them. I just want to meet them as a normal dude.

Where are all these unemployed girls? The closest I can imagine a girl coming to saying she's unemployed is if she just says "I'm in school" or "I'm looking to go back to school." Dudes will straight up tell you they're jobless but I haven't run into women who do the same.

fart · « **Reply #110 on:** July 07, 2012, 05:29:19 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on July 07, 2012, 01:59:16 PM

wtf, all I was saying is I'm not looking for gold diggers. jeez. Want to date people who like me for my personality and not my $$$.

so far i'm not too impressed with your personality, so i think you're going to have to bring some money to the table if you want to procreate.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #111 on:** July 07, 2012, 05:32:09 PM »

fart · « **Reply #112 on:** July 07, 2012, 05:35:43 PM »

also look people, demi is exclusively into fat hairy guys, so he's going to be the first because he's going to meet denis dyack and they're going to fall in love and then they're going to adopt

OH WAIT THAT HAPPENED ALREADY DEMI WON THIS SHIT YEARS AGO YOU'RE ALL JUST BLIND

Cheebo · « **Reply #113 on:** July 07, 2012, 05:47:32 PM »

I am not in this poll.

demi · « **Reply #114 on:** July 07, 2012, 05:51:09 PM »

Cause gays cant have babies

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #115 on:** July 07, 2012, 05:55:46 PM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #116 on:** July 07, 2012, 06:18:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 05:55:46 PM

congrats on your vote!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #117 on:** July 07, 2012, 06:21:57 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 07, 2012, 06:18:02 PM

congrats on your vote!

Cheebs vote doesn't count.

Himu · « **Reply #118 on:** July 07, 2012, 06:25:34 PM »

pd sent cheebs a text to come and vote for him

doesn't count

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #119 on:** July 07, 2012, 06:29:49 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 07, 2012, 06:25:34 PM

pd sent cheebs a text to come and vote for him

doesn't count

Knowing them, PD probably signed-in using Cheebs' account and voted.

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