Author Topic: Which EBer will spawn a child next (Read 19785 times)

Cheebo · « **Reply #120 on:** July 07, 2012, 06:39:21 PM »

Everything that has just been said is accurate.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #121 on:** July 07, 2012, 06:40:34 PM »

You're not even supposed to have a girlfriend to be in this poll and PD drags his over in order to vote for hm

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #122 on:** July 07, 2012, 06:53:35 PM »

I did not ask him to vote for me

Himu · « **Reply #123 on:** July 07, 2012, 06:55:21 PM »

YOU DID

Cheebo · « **Reply #124 on:** July 07, 2012, 07:43:59 PM »

I feel kinda shameful for taking part in this scheme.

Himu · « **Reply #125 on:** July 07, 2012, 07:45:27 PM »

You also feel shameful for liking Star Trek, shut the fuck up.

Cheebo · « **Reply #126 on:** July 07, 2012, 07:48:23 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #127 on:** July 07, 2012, 07:49:06 PM »

Demi, thoughts on the dude on the left.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #128 on:** July 07, 2012, 08:13:18 PM »

Green Man got a vasectomy, lol why? You're not even 20. You screwing around with some crazy broads that are poking holes in your condoms or something?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #129 on:** July 07, 2012, 08:15:41 PM »

can't trust these slores, man

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #130 on:** July 07, 2012, 08:32:59 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 07, 2012, 08:13:18 PM

Green Man got a vasectomy, lol why? You're not even 20. You screwing around with some crazy broads that are poking holes in your condoms or something?

Isn't he poor? Did he do a home surgery?

BlackMage · « **Reply #131 on:** July 07, 2012, 09:13:34 PM »

I'm not sexg enough to be in this poll? :'( or too sexy maybe

fart · « **Reply #132 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:11:19 AM »

pd voted for himself

self-pity

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #133 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:56:10 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on July 07, 2012, 01:59:16 PM

wtf, all I was saying is I'm not looking for gold diggers. jeez. Want to date people who like me for my personality and not my $$$.

Does it count if, given $$$, they then like you for your personality? It is curried attraction, a two-parameter conditional is equivalent to a one-parameter conditional which itself returns a one-parameter conditional

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #134 on:** July 08, 2012, 05:59:30 AM »

Maybe don't pay attention to the previous post. The real point is, pay me $$$ and in exchange i will provide the service of finding you women who like you for your personality.

fart · « **Reply #135 on:** July 08, 2012, 06:18:44 AM »

i got it. it was lolz

fart · « **Reply #136 on:** July 08, 2012, 06:20:26 AM »

but basically if you look at what he's saying (you know, IF YOU KNOW THE LAW) is that he's not looking for a woman in finance, i don't blame him. finance'll be the ruin of this damned beautiful white country full of white people

ps, himu he's only looking for white women, so you two have something in common

Momo · « **Reply #137 on:** July 08, 2012, 06:56:14 AM »

Who else voted PD?

fart · « **Reply #138 on:** July 08, 2012, 10:27:13 AM »

PD voted for himself twice

BlackMage · « **Reply #139 on:** July 08, 2012, 11:49:08 AM »

I voted for Father Mike, because the first woman he sleeps with is gonna get pregnant. Bad Luck Brian style.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #140 on:** July 08, 2012, 11:51:54 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #141 on:** July 08, 2012, 12:03:40 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 08, 2012, 11:49:08 AM

I voted for Father Mike, because the first woman he sleeps with is gonna get pregnant. Bad Luck Brian style.

Thank you. I got very depressed being tied with PD.

fart · « **Reply #142 on:** July 08, 2012, 03:15:51 PM »

well, beb is probably very familiar with the law on surrogates having read such recent influential scholarship such as

http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1422180

on taxing surrogacy income, and

http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1808005

on the legality and ethics of the oocyte market

so that rich lawyer ass can always win this by hiring someone, you know, if there's money and pride on the line

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU KNOW THE LAW

Barry Egan · « **Reply #143 on:** July 08, 2012, 07:54:13 PM »

Wait a minute. There are underground rabbinic cartels that dabble in oocyte insemination for Jewish men who have trouble getting laid? I am soooo writing a script treatment for this.

fart · « **Reply #144 on:** July 09, 2012, 10:15:55 AM »

Quote from: Borys on July 09, 2012, 09:48:01 AM

Is there anything the Jews can't make money on?

Jews

shit, you got me, i lol'd

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #145 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:32:55 PM »

Dec 28th
XFE Jr the 2nd

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #146 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:42:49 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 08:32:55 PM

Dec 28th
XFE Jr the 2nd

congrats!! but WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF

Positive Touch · « **Reply #147 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:47:19 PM »

XFE 360

Bebpo · « **Reply #148 on:** July 18, 2012, 08:50:26 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 08:32:55 PM

Dec 28th
XFE Jr the 2nd

Woah, awesome! Congratulations!!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #149 on:** July 18, 2012, 09:50:03 PM »

Pepe was a successful experiment, so why not assemble another.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #150 on:** July 18, 2012, 09:59:24 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 08:32:55 PM

Dec 28th
XFE Jr the 2nd

Congrats!!!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I can't imagine having two kids. I'd lose my mind.

[close]

tiesto · « **Reply #151 on:** July 18, 2012, 11:03:00 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 08:32:55 PM

Dec 28th
XFE Jr the 2nd

Congrats!

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #152 on:** July 18, 2012, 11:18:35 PM »

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congrats!! but WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF

we aren't out of the woods yet either - we've lost two so far in the last year but things looking better.

and yeah - financial suicide lol.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #153 on:** July 18, 2012, 11:23:50 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 18, 2012, 11:18:35 PM

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congrats!! but WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF

and yeah - financial suicide lol.

Aren't you loaded?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #154 on:** July 18, 2012, 11:58:14 PM »

Congrats DC!

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #155 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:00:56 AM »

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Aren't you loaded?

this is Japan

school fees alone will kick our arses

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #156 on:** July 19, 2012, 12:16:56 AM »

Haha still beating PD, O and congrats on your thing too D.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #157 on:** July 19, 2012, 01:23:09 AM »

What a coincidence, XFE Jr 2.0 will be born a month after the 360 Jr 2.0 is born

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #158 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:46:17 PM »

the most disturbing thing is that i might be having more sex than a bunch of singletons.

I'm married gents... with a kid.... my activity level is low but... i have an excuse!

demi · « **Reply #159 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:49:59 PM »

Mmm cold mechanical baby making sex

lennedsay · « **Reply #160 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:58:48 PM »

makin babies

Congrats!

Timber · « **Reply #161 on:** July 19, 2012, 08:59:33 PM »

おめでとうございます、白の侵略者

Huff · « **Reply #162 on:** July 19, 2012, 11:00:26 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 19, 2012, 08:46:17 PM

the most disturbing thing is that i might be having more sex than a bunch of singletons.

I'm married gents... with a kid.... my activity level is low but... i have an excuse!

we're a bunch of unmarried forum nerds with too high of standards, what do you expect?

chronovore · « **Reply #163 on:** July 20, 2012, 02:39:57 AM »

CONGRATULATION OF YOUR RESETTING OF THE FATHERHOOD CLOCK.

The 2nd one was easier for us; I hope it is the same for you.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #164 on:** July 20, 2012, 06:33:19 PM »

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Mmm cold mechanical baby making sex

... have you been spying on us again!?

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CONGRATULATION OF YOUR RESETTING OF THE FATHERHOOD CLOCK.

The 2nd one was easier for us; I hope it is the same for you.

yeah, think we will be less panicky - but the first 3 months have already been a rollercoaster.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #165 on:** July 20, 2012, 07:44:19 PM »

How is the current XFE heir taking the news of his rival's imminent birth?

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #166 on:** July 21, 2012, 06:21:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2012, 07:44:19 PM

How is the current XFE heir taking the news of his rival's imminent birth?

he had been walking around saying "i don't like babies!"

but the last few days he's been saying "i love you little baby!" to the bump and asking it "when are you coming out?"

so things are looking up. In truth, it's probably going to upset him once it arrives.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #167 on:** July 22, 2012, 12:42:47 AM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 21, 2012, 06:21:55 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2012, 07:44:19 PM
How is the current XFE heir taking the news of his rival's imminent birth?

he had been walking around saying "i don't like babies!"

but the last few days he's been saying "i love you little baby!" to the bump and asking it "when are you coming out?"

so things are looking up. In truth, it's probably going to upset him once it arrives.

That's a good big brother.

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Author Topic: Which EBer will spawn a child next (Read 19785 times)