Author Topic: Nicki Minaj (Read 4089 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** July 07, 2012, 12:38:50 PM »

I see this chick's big face and ass everywhere, but I'd never heard any of her music, so I thought I'd watch that Starship video. I don't get it. She's terrible. I mean, it's the kind of shitty music you hear in low-budget movies with dance scenes when they can't afford to license a good song. So what makes her so popular (I assume she is popular because, as I said, I see her big face and ass everywhere)? Is it the big face and ass?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** July 07, 2012, 12:42:10 PM »

The ass yes. She also is a really good rapper but has decided to not focus on that so much in order to be a pop tart, because hey MONEY AND SHIT

Beezy · « **Reply #2 on:** July 07, 2012, 12:43:28 PM »

Probably her biggest hit so far. She first became popular because she was an okay female rapper before she started to go all out pop.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3 on:** July 07, 2012, 12:43:54 PM »

it's a black thing

Beezy · « **Reply #4 on:** July 07, 2012, 12:45:30 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 07, 2012, 12:43:54 PM

it's a black thing

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 07, 2012, 12:58:21 PM »

Some below average pop rapper who desperately wants to look like a duck:

She gets promoted a lot because pop rap is hydrofracking into reaching new depths. It desperately needs a reset but there's no relief in sight. So we get crap like this.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #6 on:** July 07, 2012, 12:58:22 PM »

watched some more vids, still terrible

bork · « **Reply #7 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:01:23 PM »

Didn't she get ass implants?

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 07, 2012, 12:58:22 PM

watched some more vids, still terrible

You must like something if you keep watching!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #8 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:02:04 PM »

bork pls

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #9 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:06:59 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on July 07, 2012, 01:01:23 PM

Didn't she get ass implants?

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 07, 2012, 12:58:22 PM
watched some more vids, still terrible

You must like something if you keep watching!

i was thinking there was just something i was missing because i am older but i have come to the conclusion that my age has nothing to do with her inherent shittiness

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:08:55 PM »

plus her big plastic ass is funny

brob · « **Reply #11 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:14:18 PM »

Stupid hoe is great. if nicki thought that shit up I quite fancy her.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #12 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:17:34 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on July 07, 2012, 01:14:18 PM

Stupid hoe is great. if nicki thought that shit up I quite fancy her.

She doesn't write her own music:

bork · « **Reply #13 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:22:26 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 07, 2012, 01:06:59 PM

Quote from: bork laser on July 07, 2012, 01:01:23 PM
Didn't she get ass implants?

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 07, 2012, 12:58:22 PM
watched some more vids, still terrible

You must like something if you keep watching!

i was thinking there was just something i was missing because i am older but i have come to the conclusion that my age has nothing to do with her inherent shittiness

Nope!

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on July 07, 2012, 01:08:55 PM

plus her big plastic ass is funny

And now we know the reason!

Momo · « **Reply #14 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:39:59 PM »

There is hardly and popular music created after 2000 that isnt rooted in terribleness.

chronovore · « **Reply #15 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:47:51 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 07, 2012, 12:45:30 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 07, 2012, 12:43:54 PM
it's a black thing

That is pretty darned precocious.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #16 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:51:44 PM »

It's pop/rap pop R&B. That stuff is always popular with suburban white preteen girls. See the Black Eyed peas.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #17 on:** July 07, 2012, 01:55:27 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 07, 2012, 01:47:51 PM

Quote from: Beezy on July 07, 2012, 12:45:30 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 07, 2012, 12:43:54 PM
it's a black thing

That is pretty darned precocious.

Yeah but is it as precocious as this? I think not.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** July 07, 2012, 03:39:46 PM »

I'd smash so hard

and fuck you I like Super Bass. Great pop song

Beezy · « **Reply #19 on:** July 07, 2012, 04:53:53 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 03:39:46 PM

I'd smash so hard

and fuck you I like Super Bass. Great pop song

It's her only pop song that I like.

chronovore · « **Reply #20 on:** July 07, 2012, 05:09:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 03:39:46 PM

I'd smash so hard

and fuck you I like Super Bass. Great pop song

I don't think anyone is disagreeing with the "smashable" evaluation, especially since she's gone so far out of her way to objectify herself in a playful, sexual manner.

There are just still people here apparently that producing quirky, erotic pop with an attractive young woman will result in massive sales.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** July 07, 2012, 07:20:13 PM »

Nicki Minaj must be crazy in bed. Like, choking, hard fucking, strap ons, etc

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #22 on:** July 07, 2012, 07:28:38 PM »

Why are the black girls always getting rid of the tight hair curls.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #23 on:** July 07, 2012, 07:29:04 PM »

It's like reverse racism.

tiesto · « **Reply #24 on:** July 07, 2012, 08:21:00 PM »

First time I heard "Super Bass", I thought it was some cheesy obscure Britpop song (i.e. like Lady Soverign)

Positive Touch · « **Reply #25 on:** July 07, 2012, 10:43:59 PM »

her music is huge with little girls; youre not exactly her target audience

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2012, 07:20:13 PM

Nicki Minaj must be crazy in bed. Like, choking, hard fucking, strap ons, etc

yeah right. shes been with same dude for years iirc; bet shes standard as hell. even still - WOULD

Trent Dole · « **Reply #26 on:** July 07, 2012, 10:47:21 PM »

Nicki's shit just makes me miss Missy Elliott.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #27 on:** July 07, 2012, 11:21:06 PM »

I like her songs that I've heard

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #28 on:** July 10, 2012, 06:58:57 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on July 07, 2012, 10:47:21 PM

Nicki's shit just makes me miss Missy Elliott.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Missy

Lan · « **Reply #29 on:** July 10, 2012, 07:00:21 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on July 07, 2012, 07:28:38 PM

Why are the black girls always getting rid of the tight hair curls.

My hair is always curly. Curls > Straight.

Robo · « **Reply #30 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:11:02 PM »

I love Beez in the Trap. It's silly, but that beat is fucking amazing.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31 on:** July 11, 2012, 02:17:24 AM »

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Momo · « **Reply #32 on:** July 11, 2012, 10:46:17 AM »

My hair is always curly. Curls > Straight.

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 07:00:21 PM

Quote from: Martin Raperman on July 07, 2012, 07:28:38 PM
Why are the black girls always getting rid of the tight hair curls.

My hair is always curly. Curls > Straight.

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Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** July 11, 2012, 11:08:58 AM »

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #34 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:09:18 PM »

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this is what I miss when I avoid the bet awards?!!!

E-DuB · « **Reply #36 on:** July 12, 2012, 11:37:59 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 10, 2012, 06:58:57 PM

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Missy

Sorry to derail but DAMN!

Missy and Timbaland

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Author Topic: Nicki Minaj (Read 4089 times)