GUYS I'M IN A F'N MOOD I'M TELLING YOU

[Human Snorenado]

In one of those existential funks tonight where nothing seems to make sense or have any point and all I really want to do is get stupid drunk so my brain will shut up

In other words, I'M REALLY FUCKING IRISH TONIGHT AND CAN'T HANDLE IT BLEEEARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH

How is everyone's Sunday evening progressing?  PLEASE GIVE ME GOOD NEWS SO I CAN KNOW THE UNIVERSE ISN'T REALLY A CRUEL RANDOM SHITHEAP OF SHITTINESS

I'll be in a corner petting my dog and crying until I hear something uplifting.  Maybe someone can post the lyrics to some Enya songs or something?

[Diunx]

I; m drunk.

[Human Snorenado]

I; m drunk.

You have the right idea, my 3rd world friend.

[Diunx]

The girl I love birthday is today and se is probably boning her bouyfriend while I'm here drinking and listening to bunbury I feel like fucking brandnew.

I ruined your tread oold guy bur I don't give a gfuck

[BlackMage]

Have to get up for work in 3 hours but im still up drinking beer and watching neverending story and for some god damn reason posting here.

[Phoenix Dark]

you need some pawgs in your life breh

[Human Snorenado]

ALL I REALLY WANT OUT OF LIFE IS A CATAPULT THAT THROWS SHIT THAT DISPLEASES ME INTO THE SUN

WHY CAN'T I HAVE NICE THINGS

*drinks peach schnapps*

[Human Snorenado]

A friend on fb just messaged me and he has out depressoried me for the night:

"just watched a movie with robin williams about autoerotic asphyxiation
i won"

[recursivelyenumerable]

Do stuff you should do but don't want to.

[Shaka Khan]

I'm going through a breakup and will soon be joining you, Triumph

[Human Snorenado]

I'm going through a breakup and will soon be joining you, Triumph

Eh, it's not even anything related to that.  Every couple of months I just turn into a really moody bitch.  It's like I have periods, but I'm on a 3-4 month cycle or something. 

SORRY FOR MAKING THAT ASSOCIATION, LADIES, NOW YOU KNOW WHY I'M SINGLE

[Great Rumbler]

Feel better?

[fistfulofmetal]

ya'll sound like a bunch of bitches, tbh.

[demi]

Sounds like yall just need to release a load