Author Topic: Does the success of "50 Shades of Grey" mean... (Read 3090 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** July 16, 2012, 06:01:03 PM »

...more women are into BDSM than I previously thought...

...or just bad literature?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2012, 06:06:37 PM »

Let me guide you to the correct answer with this...

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The answer is B.

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50 Shades of Grey is like Warhammer for women.

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2012, 06:26:26 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 16, 2012, 06:22:01 PM

I really hope it isn't that women are into BDSM.

pussy

Eric P · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2012, 06:42:37 PM »

eh

it's just another romance. just with a more salacious center and more pop culture origin

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2012, 06:43:43 PM »

Considering 50 Shades was original Twilight fanfiction, I'm assuming most Twitards moved from Twilight to this.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2012, 06:45:13 PM »

Im waiting for 40k's "50 shades of HERESY!"

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2012, 07:22:11 PM »

BDSM as literature is more safe than BDSM in real life. So I think a bunch of women live vicariously through words on a page.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2012, 07:26:23 PM »

It's just another "dirty" romance book, but without Fabio on the cover.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2012, 07:48:53 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on July 16, 2012, 07:26:23 PM

It's just another "dirty" romance book

Tell me more...

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but without Fabio on the cover.

Oh...never mind, then.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:07:57 PM »

women love to act empowered irl but when dick comes to vag they all want to be dominated so hence this books sucess

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:13:29 PM »

it's basicallly "Bean Flick-tion"

every person i know who loves it are (mostly self admitted) frustrated married with kid house wives with no sexual imagination what so ever.

Interestingly - every single person i know who read it to see what it was who actually have a somewhat freaky sexlife were : "the most boring inane shite i've ever read" (obviously... they are mainly cumbrian)

tiesto · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:25:18 PM »

I was wondering what the big deal with this book is. Seems all the girls are talking about it nowadays. BDSM sounds cool though.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:32:51 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 16, 2012, 08:16:26 PM

All actual quotes, all conversations ending with me saying "Look, I don't want to have this conversation with you EVER AGAIN."

Is it your mom who keeps bring it up or you then?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:34:41 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 16, 2012, 08:16:26 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 16, 2012, 06:26:26 PM
Quote from: Green Man on July 16, 2012, 06:22:01 PM
I really hope it isn't that women are into BDSM.

pussy

My mom has been reading the book and has been defending herself at every turn.

"It's not really about that!"
"I only like it because of the love story!"
"I only like it because of the Twilight connection!"

All actual quotes, all conversations ending with me saying "Look, I don't want to have this conversation with you EVER AGAIN."

Green Man, you need to have a talk with your dad and let him know he ain't laying the pipe good like your mom likes it. Buy him some fuzzy handcuffs and some astroglide and tell him to get back in that bedroom and don't come out he makes her toes curl.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:44:56 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 16, 2012, 08:13:29 PM

it's basicallly "Bean Flick-tion"

every person i know who loves it are (mostly self admitted) frustrated married with kid house wives with no sexual imagination what so ever.

Interestingly - every single person i know who read it to see what it was who actually have a somewhat freaky sexlife were : "the most boring inane shite i've ever read" (obviously... they are mainly cumbrian)

This is what I thought. I used to live upstairs from a guy who was into rope bondage. We hung out and drank a lot, and one night he was like, "Hey, want to tie my girlfriend up and fuck her?" I told him I was a little too white and boring for that, sorry.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:31:16 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on July 16, 2012, 08:13:29 PM

it's basicallly "Bean Flick-tion"

every person i know who loves it are (mostly self admitted) frustrated married with kid house wives with no sexual imagination what so ever.

Interestingly - every single person i know who read it to see what it was who actually have a somewhat freaky sexlife were : "the most boring inane shite i've ever read" (obviously... they are mainly cumbrian)

Considering the vast wealth of kinks and weird fetishes BDSM is almost tame these days.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:36:34 PM »

you should be glad this book exists triumph.

apparently it is making women horny as fuck

Yeti · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:49:42 PM »

Women need to stop dipping their toes into this erotica crap and just jump face first into hardcore pornography. The pattern has gone thus far:

Twilight -> 50 shades of gray -> Magic Mike ->

-> Hardcore pornography

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #18 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:56:49 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on July 16, 2012, 10:49:42 PM

Women need to stop dipping their toes into this erotica crap and just jump face first into hardcore pornography. The pattern has gone thus far:

Twilight -> 50 shades of gray -> Magic Mike -> -> Hardcore pornography

A lot of hardcore pornography is made for straight men not straight women. I'm not really inclined to see a lot of pussy.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:59:57 PM »

i see more dick than pussy in porn

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #20 on:** July 16, 2012, 11:16:53 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2012, 10:59:57 PM

i see more dick than pussy in porn

Depends on the angle honestly. I see way more pussy than I need to when it comes to some positions. Kind of throws me out of the whole thing.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #21 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:15:38 AM »

I am so glad my wife doesn't have an interest in any of this crap. As she told me, "if I want porn, I'll watch porn."

We also have some "The year's Best Erotica" books, which are pretty fun to read through.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2012, 01:34:56 AM »

I used to get all bent out of shape over what other people were listening to (specifically what type of hip hop/rap), what movies people liked, etc. Now I'm a wizened 25 year old man and don't give a shit. If you like this book, more power to you. I have no interest in it and have no interest in knocking those who like it.

If it means women become more open to doing kinky stuff, the most logical response should be to thank the based god, get off the internet, and get your dick wet in some horny middle aged poon

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2012, 01:54:27 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2012, 09:36:34 PM

you should be glad this book exists triumph.

apparently it is making women horny as fuck

I have yet to reap the benefits of this

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** July 17, 2012, 01:58:29 AM »

All I need to know: is there any IR in the book

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:29:51 AM »

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/jul/16/fifty-shades-of-grey-tallis

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:21:26 PM »

It is very intense, and has huge climaxes in it.

Broseidon · « **Reply #27 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:37:21 PM »

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:52:04 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on July 17, 2012, 12:37:21 PM

I like the Duke Nukem one better.

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Author Topic: Does the success of "50 Shades of Grey" mean... (Read 3090 times)