Author Topic: Uncle Triumph has been drinking. Ask him anything, you will get an answer. (Read 2747 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** July 30, 2012, 12:53:58 AM »

You may not like it, but you'll get it good and hard.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2012, 12:54:51 AM »

tell us about your obsession for hot sleazy tattooed girls

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2 on:** July 30, 2012, 12:57:45 AM »

how long did you try to cry-jerk before giving up

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** July 30, 2012, 12:58:33 AM »

Google image search Joanna Angel

God the things I would eat out of her ass, even knowing what's gone in there

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:00:05 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on July 30, 2012, 12:57:45 AM

how long did you try to cry-jerk before giving up

Haven't reached that part of the night yet, probably in about another 4-5 beers

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:02:51 AM »

if you could remove one thing from existence what would it be

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:03:56 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 30, 2012, 01:02:51 AM

if you could remove one thing from existence what would it be

Right now? My sister, she's a seriously terrible human being, a black hole from which no hope or money can possibly escape.

On any other day, probably the Republican party.

Momo · « **Reply #7 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:06:23 AM »

Tell me briefly what you would consider utopia.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:08:03 AM »

Quote from: Momo on July 30, 2012, 01:06:23 AM

Tell me briefly what you would consider utopia.

Me as Supreme Emperor, and equipped with a catapult capable of flinging that which displeases me into the Sun.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:11:10 AM »

give me a delicious recipe i can use when im lazy and hungry

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:13:55 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 30, 2012, 01:11:10 AM

give me a delicious recipe i can use when im lazy and hungry

Make a blt, very non-labor intensive and SO FUCKING GOOD. Just slice a few veggies, make some bacon, and I like to toast my bread and melt some cheese on it.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:15:56 AM »

Would you bang the lady from American Pickers- she has tattoos. I think shes got kids. Also some episodes shes less attractive

BlackMage · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:18:03 AM »

is a 6 inch penis big enough to satisfy most women? $:-\$

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:18:27 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on July 30, 2012, 01:15:56 AM

Would you bang the lady from American Pickers- she has tattoos. I think shes got kids. Also some episodes shes less attractive

YES.

She apparently has done some burlesque dance in her past- she's right up my alley, so to speak.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:19:22 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 30, 2012, 01:18:03 AM

is a 6 inch penis big enough to satisfy most women? $:-\$

Satisfy, yes. Wreck, no.

Seriously tho, it's all about how you use it and shit.

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Or so I hope $:-\$ We can't all be himumu

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:22:26 AM »

Thanks- i'll file that info away

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:22:39 AM »

have you ever banged a black chick

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:25:46 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2012, 01:22:39 AM

have you ever banged a black chick

I dated a black chick for almost a year in college, broke up because her family hated me basically so yup, I have.

Momo · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:38:33 AM »

1)If able to would you eat an infinite amount of delicious bacon and become fat or eat bacon moderately and stay trim and attractive?
2)What is the last thing you stole?
3)If you are going to stay indoors for 3 days and do not expect company do you shower or not?
4)Who do you find to be the most attractive man on the planet?
5)Would you rather explore deep space or the deep ocean?
6)Would you rather fuck a new Brazilian supermodel every week or bang one hyper attractive woman till you die?
7)Do you shave your pubes?
8)Do you shave under your arms?
9)Whats the dumbest thing you have done?
10)What city were you born in?

Tasty · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:41:19 AM »

Have you ever had a near death experience?

Have you ever had any experiences with the paranormal?

Have you heard the good news about Pokemon?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:47:18 AM »

Quote from: Momo on July 30, 2012, 01:38:33 AM

1)If able to would you eat an infinite amount of delicious bacon and become fat or eat bacon moderately and stay trim and attractive?
2)What is the last thing you stole?
3)If you are going to stay indoors for 3 days and do not expect company do you shower or not?
4)Who do you find to be the most attractive man on the planet?
5)Would you rather explore deep space or the deep ocean?
6)Would you rather fuck a new Brazilian supermodel every week or bang one hyper attractive woman till you die?
7)Do you shave your pubes?
8)Do you shave under your arms?
9)Whats the dumbest thing you have done?
10)What city were you born in?

1)If able to would you eat an infinite amount of delicious bacon and become fat or eat bacon moderately and stay trim and attractive? - I am currently grappling with trying to eat better and lose weight, so I'm trying to be moderate. If there were no repercussions, I would eat bacon constantly; in fact earlier today I was heard lamenting the fact that Burger King didn't serve breakfast all day, so I was unable to buy delicious Bacon, egg and cheese croissanwiches at any hour. True story.
2)What is the last thing you stole? - Probably a playboy when I was like 15 or 16? I think it was the issue with Shannen Doherty in it.
3)If you are going to stay indoors for 3 days and do not expect company do you shower or not? - Yes, I shower at a minimum every other day even if I'm being slothful as fuck, and 99% of the time every day at least once.
4)Who do you find to be the most attractive man on the planet? - Fight Club era Brad Pitt, no homo.
5)Would you rather explore deep space or the deep ocean? - space, fuck this planet
6)Would you rather fuck a new Brazilian supermodel every week or bang one hyper attractive woman till you die? - one woman, I'm kind of ready to settle down and enjoy a lengthy relationship of some sort
7)Do you shave your pubes? - no, I trim when I think I might be getting laid in the near future tho
8)Do you shave under your arms? - nope
9)Whats the dumbest thing you have done? - not finish college. My single biggest regret in life that I'm endeavoring to fix currently.
10)What city were you born in? - A shitty suburb of Atlanta called Douglasville

Positive Touch · « **Reply #21 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:47:34 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 30, 2012, 01:13:55 AM

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 30, 2012, 01:11:10 AM
give me a delicious recipe i can use when im lazy and hungry

Make a blt, very non-labor intensive and SO FUCKING GOOD. Just slice a few veggies, make some bacon, and I like to toast my bread and melt some cheese on it.

HELL YEAH and you put some avocado on or maybe some hot sauce and its fucking awesome

im downing a youngs double chocolate stout before bed btw. i wish my tolerance was lower, cuz nowadays the only thing that fucks me up is long island-strength shit

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #22 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:48:39 AM »

WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU'RE MY REAL UNCLE WHEN YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT

Momo · « **Reply #23 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:49:36 AM »

I like all of your answers except 10

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:50:42 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on July 30, 2012, 01:41:19 AM

Have you ever had a near death experience?

Have you ever had any experiences with the paranormal?

Have you heard the good news about Pokemon?

Have you ever had a near death experience? - During the summer between Sophomore and Junior years of college I got into a really bad car accident where my had hit my windshield- I had to get stitches and glass was coming out of my forehead six months later. Still have scars from it. That was my closest near death experience.

Have you ever had any experiences with the paranormal? - I believe I've stayed in some haunted houses before- never SAW anything but definitely heard some very weird shit.

Have you heard the good news about Pokemon? - True story! My sophomore year in college was when Pokemans became a thing- however we watched the cartoon, never played the card game or video games. I will always associate Pokemon with a period of time in my life when I was a stoned loser who couldn't wait to get out of class and see what happened with Ash and Pikachu next.

Momo · « **Reply #25 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:51:10 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 30, 2012, 01:48:39 AM

WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU'RE MY REAL UNCLE WHEN YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:51:32 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 30, 2012, 01:48:39 AM

WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU'RE MY REAL UNCLE WHEN YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS OR I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT

NEVER SPEAK OF THIS TO ANYONE

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:52:15 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 30, 2012, 01:47:34 AM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 30, 2012, 01:13:55 AM
Quote from: Positive Touch on July 30, 2012, 01:11:10 AM
give me a delicious recipe i can use when im lazy and hungry

Make a blt, very non-labor intensive and SO FUCKING GOOD. Just slice a few veggies, make some bacon, and I like to toast my bread and melt some cheese on it.

HELL YEAH and you put some avocado on or maybe some hot sauce and its fucking awesome

im downing a youngs double chocolate stout before bed btw. i wish my tolerance was lower, cuz nowadays the only thing that fucks me up is long island-strength shit

I have just finished my first six pack of Hell or High Watermelon, a wheat beer that I got because I AM TOTALLY A GIRL

Tasty · « **Reply #28 on:** July 30, 2012, 01:55:11 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 30, 2012, 01:50:42 AM

Quote from: Andrex on July 30, 2012, 01:41:19 AM
Have you ever had a near death experience?

Have you ever had any experiences with the paranormal?

Have you heard the good news about Pokemon?

Have you ever had a near death experience? - During the summer between Sophomore and Junior years of college I got into a really bad car accident where my had hit my windshield- I had to get stitches and glass was coming out of my forehead six months later. Still have scars from it. That was my closest near death experience.

Have you ever had any experiences with the paranormal? - I believe I've stayed in some haunted houses before- never SAW anything but definitely heard some very weird shit.

Have you heard the good news about Pokemon? - True story! My sophomore year in college was when Pokemans became a thing- however we watched the cartoon, never played the card game or video games. I will always associate Pokemon with a period of time in my life when I was a stoned loser who couldn't wait to get out of class and see what happened with Ash and Pikachu next.

We've all been there buddy.

chronovore · « **Reply #29 on:** July 30, 2012, 02:04:35 AM »

Favorite book?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #30 on:** July 30, 2012, 02:11:15 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 30, 2012, 02:04:35 AM

Favorite book?

My favorite book of all time ever is probably a little read novel called "The Milagro Beanfield War" by John Nichols. It's insanely well written and under appreciated. My favorite authors over all are probably either Vonnegut or Hunter S. Thompson, depending on the day of the week you ask me.

Momo · « **Reply #31 on:** July 30, 2012, 02:23:20 AM »

Favorite sci-fi author?
Favorite video game?
Favorite video game system?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** July 30, 2012, 02:43:07 AM »

Quote from: Momo on July 30, 2012, 02:23:20 AM

Favorite sci-fi author?
Favorite video game?
Favorite video game system?

Favorite sci-fi author? - I prefer fantasy to sci-fi, honestly. Probably Steven Erickson, the author of the Malazan books. If you hold a gun to my head and ask about sci-fi, probably the guy who wrote the Hyperion books.
Favorite video game? - Diablo 2 or Phantasy Star 2
Favorite video game system? - modern day, the PC. SUCK IT. Of all time, probably the Genesis due to the presence of Phantasy Star 2 & 4

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #33 on:** July 30, 2012, 02:52:36 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 30, 2012, 02:43:07 AM

If you hold a gun to my head and ask about sci-fi, probably the guy who wrote the Hyperion books.

Don't google his last book

Tasty · « **Reply #34 on:** July 30, 2012, 03:56:41 AM »

Where does your name come from?

What alternate name would you use if forced?

Momo · « **Reply #35 on:** July 30, 2012, 04:40:03 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 30, 2012, 02:43:07 AM

Quote from: Momo on July 30, 2012, 02:23:20 AM
Favorite sci-fi author?
Favorite video game?
Favorite video game system?

Favorite sci-fi author? - I prefer fantasy to sci-fi, honestly. Probably Steven Erickson, the author of the Malazan books. If you hold a gun to my head and ask about sci-fi, probably the guy who wrote the Hyperion books.
Favorite video game? - Diablo 2 or Phantasy Star 2
Favorite video game system? - modern day, the PC. SUCK IT. Of all time, probably the Genesis due to the presence of Phantasy Star 2 & 4

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** July 30, 2012, 04:41:56 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37 on:** July 30, 2012, 07:09:35 AM »

Who would you rather have sex with, Demi or Willco?

Eric P · « **Reply #38 on:** July 30, 2012, 07:21:50 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 30, 2012, 01:47:18 AM

1)If able to would you eat an infinite amount of delicious bacon and become fat or eat bacon moderately and stay trim and attractive? - I am currently grappling with trying to eat better and lose weight, so I'm trying to be moderate. If there were no repercussions, I would eat bacon constantly; in fact earlier today I was heard lamenting the fact that Burger King didn't serve breakfast all day, so I was unable to buy delicious Bacon, egg and cheese croissanwiches at any hour. True story.

the good news is that the worst ingredient in that wish is probably the croissant followed by the "cheese." The bacon is probably the most innocuous ingredient.

Momo · « **Reply #39 on:** July 30, 2012, 07:44:49 AM »

Yeah, I need to stop eating them bacon, cheese and scrambled egg french loaves :I

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** July 30, 2012, 07:56:54 AM »

How big is it?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #41 on:** July 30, 2012, 09:06:17 AM »

Where does your name come from? - Creepy Old Guy? I was working in a job up until last year where I was hanging around a bunch of fucking teenagers and I'm like way older than that, hence the name.

What alternate name would you use if forced? - Probably some variation of Triumph.

Who would you rather have sex with, Demi or Willco? - Probably Willco, because I imagine afterwards he'd be crying or whatever. Too frightened demi would enjoy it.

How big is it? - Hopelessly average, about six inches.

demi · « **Reply #42 on:** July 30, 2012, 09:23:05 AM »

Fake, that's a sober answer.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #43 on:** July 30, 2012, 09:24:08 AM »

That's true, but even at my black out drunkest I'm not into dudes.

Eric P · « **Reply #44 on:** July 30, 2012, 09:25:31 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 30, 2012, 09:24:08 AM

That's true, but even at my black out drunkest I'm not into dudes.

the good news is that if you're that drunk YOU don't have to be into dudes. Just the other guy(s).

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #45 on:** July 30, 2012, 09:26:29 AM »

Fortunately for me I haven't gotten that drunk in about half a decade. What can I say, I've become old and boring.

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** July 30, 2012, 09:29:15 AM »

fart · « **Reply #47 on:** July 30, 2012, 10:21:58 AM »

fuuckkk thta noiseeee

hey how come your youtube button works but mine doesn't fuckkkk thattt

chronovore · « **Reply #48 on:** July 30, 2012, 10:25:06 AM »

Quote from: Mamacint on July 30, 2012, 02:52:36 AM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 30, 2012, 02:43:07 AM
If you hold a gun to my head and ask about sci-fi, probably the guy who wrote the Hyperion books.

Don't google his last book

When did Dan Simmons give up on writing SF? How weird.

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Author Topic: Uncle Triumph has been drinking. Ask him anything, you will get an answer. (Read 2747 times)