Waking up after a few hours of sleep and not feeling tired at all

[recursivelyenumerable]

but knowing you are DOOMED DOOMED DOOMED in a few more hours when you look down and reality sets in, and you can't go back to sleep now 

[Diunx]

I woke up feeling like shit, I think I'm masturbating too much.

[lennedsay]

My child is 6 weeks old. I know that feel bro.

[Robo]

I had a dream last night where I was driving home through the suburbs coming back from a party, very drunk and it was snowing very hard.  I was going about as fast as I could down the street, drifting over curbs and sliding into people's front yards, generally enjoying myself, when I realized the road was actually solid ice above a body of water and I could see penguins swimming beneath it.  As I was trying to maneuver around holes in the ice, it gave away and the car fell into the water and turned into an inflatable boat.

[MrAngryFace]

Summer always = three months of insomnia & feeling like rundown shit.

[Akala]

Better and more sustainable than when you sleep enough yet feel exhausted.

[DCharlieJP]

lol - welcome to my weekdays?

Old people don't need to sleep
we can survive off wanking alone

[Brehvolution]

That's what I love about beer. It helps me sleep like a baby.

Beer