Author Topic: WHITE MAN MOVE IN WITH ME (Read 2855 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** January 08, 2007, 01:59:21 AM »

$400/m
FREE CABLE/INTERNET
UTILITIES PROVIDED
LOCKS ON DOORS FOR PRIVACY
ACCESS TO KITCHEN
RIGHT NEAR EMU CAMPUS
ON BUS LINE LEADING TO UM

Christopher · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:01:38 AM »

god damn phoenix no one moved in with you yet?

You should just have a cardboard sign or something in the front with that kind of information...400 a month is a STEAL for some uni students.

...is the house a piece of shit or something?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:02:37 AM »

I should move in. Two college virgins under one roof. I smell a sitcom.

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:02:38 AM »

must be a racist town.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:05:11 AM »

I'll move in

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:05:47 AM »

Move in with me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:08:31 AM »

We've been having some touch ups done on the house for inspections.

Remember the dude I said was looking into moving in? LOL he's still trying. My mom sucks at this, and I don't get the impression she's very serious about getting people. But then again, she's been more serious recently.

Basically the area got re-zoned and the city would like to get rid of people renting out the houses to other people. Because of this we've taken the rent signs out of the windows. My parents bought the house before the re-zoning so we shouldn't be effected as long as we don't flaunt in the city's face lol.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:14:32 AM »

When you said "we" before, I assumed it was you and a bunch of guys

I always thought you shared a room in an frat house

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:18:58 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 08, 2007, 02:14:32 AM

When you said "we" before, I assumed it was you and a bunch of guys

I always thought you shared a room in an frat house

It's basically a big ass house with 4 rooms (3 up for rent).

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:20:08 AM »

you should have had an orgy in it alraedy it that's the case. Invite me other and I'll bring over some girls and we can go at it

I hope you won't be intimidated by my big black cock

want pics of it?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:21:33 AM »

Himuro is drunk.

Christopher · « **Reply #11 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:23:51 AM »

Cajole you live close to me, maybe one day you can come party and we can hook you up with someone, girls over here love virgins ;p

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:25:16 AM »

I'm not talking out of my ass here - I just might be up for that. I have a friend that goes to Princeton of all places. I could visit her and then stop by and bang some chick at your frat.

Christopher · « **Reply #13 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:26:37 AM »

oh shit evilbore exclusive cajole loses his virginity

. I just hope you don't catch feelings, that tends to happen on your first fuck ;p

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:27:32 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on January 08, 2007, 02:26:37 AM

oh shit evilbore exclusive cajole loses his virginity . I just hope you don't catch feelings, that tends to happen on your first fuck ;p

I'll make her fall in love with me.

Christopher · « **Reply #15 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:28:17 AM »

wait Princeton is like SO close.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:28:59 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on January 08, 2007, 02:28:17 AM

wait Princeton is like SO close.

Where do you go?

Christopher · « **Reply #17 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:30:42 AM »

PM me

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:31:14 AM »

Let's all give Cajole fuck tips

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:33:28 AM »

quit trying to steal my man, pd!!!

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:34:46 AM »

When you got your dick in her and you're dicking her, sudenly rub your finger around her asshole. It'll come off as a shock and she'll love it because it feels sooooooooooo good.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:35:21 AM »

What if she does that to you?

Christopher · « **Reply #22 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:36:23 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 08, 2007, 02:34:46 AM

When you got your dick in her and you're dicking her, sudenly rub your finger around her asshole. It'll come off as a shock and she'll love it because it feels sooooooooooo good.

...what?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:36:46 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 08, 2007, 02:34:46 AM

When you got your dick in her and you're dicking her, sudenly rub your finger around her asshole. It'll come off as a shock and she'll love it because it feels sooooooooooo good.

I've heard this advice before...

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:38:31 AM »

Cut the bitches fingers off

And then, when you fuck you don't just go UNF UNF and straight you see. Put some back into it, move your wait in a circular motion

And when you get her in a good spot always teast her by taking your dick out then and putting it back in.

As for eating her out, if you can't find a place where you arouse her, try my trick out: write the abc's with your tongue on hre pussy and in between licks, finger her for good measure.

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:42:49 AM »

I'm going to bed

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:44:32 AM »

PLEASE DO

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:46:51 AM »

I haven't eaten in almost 2 days

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:47:42 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:48:26 AM »

What is it?

Christopher · « **Reply #30 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:48:48 AM »

Himu are you bisexual, answer honestly, drunkness brings about the truth.

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:49:39 AM »

I like women men are disgusting pigs who have inferior penises to mine

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:51:16 AM »

If a man had a 10 inch penis would you give him a handjob? Just for fun of course, no homo

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:51:54 AM »

My penis is 10 inches so no

Christopher · « **Reply #34 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:52:21 AM »

well mine is 11

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:53:09 AM »

I have porof. An ex girl friend took a pic of it and tried to black mail me with it once

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:54:21 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 08, 2007, 02:53:09 AM

I have porof. An ex girl friend took a pic of it and tried to black mail me with it once

Trying to blackmail you with a pic of your 10 inch cock? I would think you wouldn't mind that being out in the open.

Christopher · « **Reply #37 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:55:43 AM »

PM WhiteMan proof he'll confirm.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:56:14 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 08, 2007, 02:54:21 AM

Quote from: Himuro on January 08, 2007, 02:53:09 AM
I have porof. An ex girl friend took a pic of it and tried to black mail me with it once

Trying to blackmail you with a pic of your 10 inch cock? I would think you wouldn't mind that being out in the open.

I didn't mind.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:58:07 AM »

I like girls who look at the cock. Pisses me off in pornos when the chick has her eyes closed wtf is this shit

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:08:15 AM »

PD, most women have their eyes open while they're getting fucked. If they're not looking at you, they're probably thinking of a celebrity or the other guy that they're sleeping with.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #41 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:11:57 AM »

how did we go from talking about a mid-west softie with a passion for gay sex to humongo-dicked person giving advice to thank you mupepe, real experience?

TVC15 · « **Reply #42 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:13:16 AM »

Pd MY INBOX IS EMPTY!!!

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:14:43 AM »

i'm sorry whiteman I can't find a pic of my dic $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:16:33 AM »

White Man, do what I do:

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Mupepe · « **Reply #45 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:20:42 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on January 08, 2007, 03:11:57 AM

how did we go from talking about a mid-west softie with a passion for gay sex to humongo-dicked person giving advice to thank you mupepe, real experience?

Yup. I asked an ex g/f once when she was real bitter towards me. Then I confirmed with my best friends sister. So I figure if two women do it, then all women must! LOGIC!

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I don't even know if most women I sleep with have their eyes open. If I'm on top missionary, I either have my face buried in her tits, sucking on her tits or staring at her tits. I don't give a fuck if she's thinking of me. She still let me fuck her.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:22:21 AM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #47 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:23:57 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 08, 2007, 03:20:42 AM

Yup. I asked an ex g/f once when she was real bitter towards me. Then I confirmed with my best friends sister. So I figure if two women do it, then all women must! LOGIC!
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't even know if most women I sleep with have their eyes open. If I'm on top missionary, I either have my face buried in her tits, sucking on her tits or staring at her tits. I don't give a fuck if she's thinking of me. She still let me fuck her.
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Amen and I'll be loling at PD staring at cocks.

Beezy · « **Reply #48 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:31:04 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:57:05 AM »

You know what I'm talking about, admit it.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #50 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:29:19 AM »

If this state didn't suck, White Man could move here, and hang out with me, tehjaybo, and brandonh83.

This state, however, sucks. A lot. More than you could ever imagine. Let's just put it this way. In Dogma, Loki and Bartleby should have been banished to Kentucky for eternity.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #51 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:30:17 AM »

I will not admit something so gay that I do not even know how anybody here would respond to such gayness from the gayness-obsessed boy who really needs some gayness.

I knew a guy from Kentucky.

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Author Topic: WHITE MAN MOVE IN WITH ME (Read 2855 times)