Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!
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Just tell them the truth - that you had a bad case of the fuckits. I usually warn people beforehand if I feel them coming on so I can't be held accountable.