Author Topic: LOL at ball-scratching scene in Casino Royale. (Read 1795 times)

brawndolicious · « **on:** January 08, 2007, 02:09:26 AM »

Gonna check back once I finish it.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:26:48 AM »

Casino Royale FTW.

Now the whole world knows Le Chiffre scratched his balls

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:32:00 AM »

I meant the ball "torture" scene. I though they were going to make him shit himself in that chair. Dissappointed that they didn't.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:36:36 AM »

yeah, I know.

That's the line he says.

Bond says something to the effect of "now the world will know you've been scratching my balls". The crowd laughed whenever I saw the film for the first time.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:39:43 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 08, 2007, 04:36:36 AM

yeah, I know.
That's the line he says.
Bond says something to the effect of "now the world will know you've been scratching my balls". The crowd laughed whenever I saw the film for the first time.

forgot about that. They really fell on the homosexual tension they were supposed to put in that (new bond has a big homosexual fanbase) so I looked for more "obvious" signs.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:44:32 AM »

No offense to gay people, but Bond isn't gay.

The man fucked women through 21 movies and several novels and short stories... the character definitely isn't gay. I don't think I would approve of a character change in that direction. The only way I could see it happening is for queen and country or something to that effect.

Seriously, I'm not a homophobe. I support gay marriage, and I have a lot of gay friends. One of my best friends is gay. It just isn't in Bond's character to be gay IMO.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:52:39 AM »

I mean the actor.

He's definitely the most attractive bond yet.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:02:15 AM »

If James Bond went gay - as Craig has suggested he wouldn't mind doing - I wouldn't go see the movie. Not because I don't like gay people, but because the move would represent such an idiotic pander to a small group of people. Bond isn't gay, come on. He's like the ultamite sign of hetero maleness - for better and worse (mostly for worse since he's a total slut). $:-\$

A gay Bond would bomb, although I'm sure some far leftists would go see the movie 10 times in order to influence things

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:09:10 AM »

Well you total cigarillo-head, that's purely interesting gossip going on right now.

Fuck duh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:11:02 AM »

It's not even gossip - it's something Craig brought up and said he wouldn't mind - as I said in my post.

Now here's $10, go get a cut

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:19:54 AM »

You went and shit out something about a character's sexuality in an action movie.

I said he got his balls whipped.

Fucking difference.

Solo · « **Reply #11 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:57:40 AM »

Christ almighty.

James Bond will NEVER be gay. EON and the Broccoli estate are way too "proper" for that. Not to mention, whats the point? Bond has a 55 year history as a STRAIGHT swinger. If you want a gay spy, thats fine, start a new franchise featuring a gay spy. Turning Bond gay would be ridiculous. But no worries, as that will never happen.

Cheebs · « **Reply #12 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:05:52 AM »

I had no idea Craig wrote the Bond movies! EON would NEVER do that, it makes no sense to even discuss it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** January 08, 2007, 11:27:47 AM »

There is a gay James Bond, his name is Jason Bourne (o snap!).

Garnet · « **Reply #14 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:02:27 PM »

oh my gosh he's so dreamy

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:07:53 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 08, 2007, 04:44:32 AM

No offense to gay people, but Bond isn't gay.

The man fucked women through 21 movies and several novels and short stories... the character definitely isn't gay. I don't think I would approve of a character change in that direction. The only way I could see it happening is for queen and country or something to that effect.

Seriously, I'm not a homophobe. I support gay marriage, and I have a lot of gay friends. One of my best friends is gay. It just isn't in Bond's character to be gay IMO.

But would he perform a gay act in order to get the bad guy?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:20:28 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 08, 2007, 01:07:53 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 08, 2007, 04:44:32 AM
No offense to gay people, but Bond isn't gay.

The man fucked women through 21 movies and several novels and short stories... the character definitely isn't gay. I don't think I would approve of a character change in that direction. The only way I could see it happening is for queen and country or something to that effect.

Seriously, I'm not a homophobe. I support gay marriage, and I have a lot of gay friends. One of my best friends is gay. It just isn't in Bond's character to be gay IMO.

But would he perform a gay act in order to get the bad guy?

Well...

That's a sort of good idea...

... $:-\$

Bloodwake · « **Reply #17 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:23:58 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 08, 2007, 01:07:53 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 08, 2007, 04:44:32 AM
No offense to gay people, but Bond isn't gay.

The man fucked women through 21 movies and several novels and short stories... the character definitely isn't gay. I don't think I would approve of a character change in that direction. The only way I could see it happening is for queen and country or something to that effect.

Seriously, I'm not a homophobe. I support gay marriage, and I have a lot of gay friends. One of my best friends is gay. It just isn't in Bond's character to be gay IMO.

But would he perform a gay act in order to get the bad guy?

Like I said, only for queen and country, and even then, it would be a hard sell.

Garnet · « **Reply #18 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:31:57 PM »

mi5 looks rubbish from the outside....

I spend last new year on Vauxhall bridge which is right by it.
Doesn't even look particulaly secure..probably is though. Snipers xxx

Yeti · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:17:22 PM »

I thought his comments were more along the lines that he would do some nude scenes in the next Bond movie to appeal to a gay audience, not actually having the character be gay.

Solo · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:13:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2007, 01:20:28 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 08, 2007, 01:07:53 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on January 08, 2007, 04:44:32 AM
No offense to gay people, but Bond isn't gay.

The man fucked women through 21 movies and several novels and short stories... the character definitely isn't gay. I don't think I would approve of a character change in that direction. The only way I could see it happening is for queen and country or something to that effect.

Seriously, I'm not a homophobe. I support gay marriage, and I have a lot of gay friends. One of my best friends is gay. It just isn't in Bond's character to be gay IMO.

But would he perform a gay act in order to get the bad guy?

Well...

That's a sort of good idea...

... $:-\$

How so? Ive heard people say that before, but I cant reconcile a situation in which it works.

KGB Gay Dude: Oh James, you are so sexy, but youll never get any information from me.
James: what if I pee in your bum?
Dude: Ok!

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:21:29 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on January 08, 2007, 01:31:57 PM

mi5 looks rubbish from the outside....

I spend last new year on Vauxhall bridge which is right by it.
Doesn't even look particulaly secure..probably is though. Snipers xxx

Bond works for MI6, not MI5.

Solo · « **Reply #22 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:35:02 PM »

And in the first film, they actually called it MI7, because they werent sure how the real MI6 would take it.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:01:47 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on January 08, 2007, 02:17:22 PM

I thought his comments were more along the lines that he would do some nude scenes in the next Bond movie to appeal to a gay audience, not actually having the character be gay.

I heard "gay scenes" and was dissappointed with partial male-on-male contact.

Solo · « **Reply #24 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:23:43 PM »

By the way, either today or tomorrow, CR becomes the highest grossing Bond ever (domestically, already was worldwide).

brawndolicious · « **Reply #25 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:25:49 PM »

Not as good as Goldeneye though. Is that with inflation?

Christopher · « **Reply #26 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:30:29 PM »

Bond has a tiny dick that's why he drives all that fancy shit.

Also he's bi sexual

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:32:37 PM »

He likes men yes.

But you've seen his dick?

Christopher · « **Reply #28 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:34:43 PM »

Well not me personally, but a friend of a friend saw his and she wasn't impressed.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:38:50 PM »

And she saw it how?

Christopher · « **Reply #30 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:42:24 PM »

She has her ways...she has her ways

Cheebs · « **Reply #31 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:47:54 PM »

He did full frontal nudity in a movie. VERY small penis. I would say easily less than 5 inches when erect. Poor Bond. :'(

Christopher · « **Reply #32 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:52:55 PM »

lol ew cheebs you looked

brawndolicious · « **Reply #33 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:42:56 PM »

I was hoping for some throbbing cock though.

Cheebs · « **Reply #34 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:43:46 PM »

I had to look at the images. I couldn't resist. $:-\$

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Author Topic: LOL at ball-scratching scene in Casino Royale. (Read 1795 times)