Author Topic: Tonight we blow up Mars! (Read 7496 times)

Stoney Mason · « **on:** August 05, 2012, 10:33:04 PM »

or drop a rover on it or something. Watch it live.

http://new.livestream.com/GriffithObservatoryTV/CuriosityLanding

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2012, 10:33:49 PM »

Momo · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:39:07 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:41:31 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:59:05 PM »

THOSE FUCKING MARTIANS HAVE HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG I SAY

GIVE ME A HARUMPH

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2012, 12:02:33 AM »

i'm not seeing anything on the livestream yet

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2012, 12:03:35 AM »

i see a butthole made of sand

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2012, 12:04:30 AM »

i now have footage ^_^

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2012, 12:15:47 AM »

BORING!!!! where's mars?

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2012, 12:16:57 AM »

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO SHOW SPACE

pickle · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2012, 12:33:48 AM »

I can't wait to see 720p footage of the landscape. Even if it is just 10fps.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:04:22 AM »

almost here

BlackMage · « **Reply #12 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:11:10 AM »

check out that hottie with the mohawk

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:24:32 AM »

It's less than a minute to entry.

BlackMage · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:26:20 AM »

TONIGHT WE DINE IN MARS!

Robo · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:26:39 AM »

Fake.

BlackMage · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:29:40 AM »

This is against God's plan.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:29:51 AM »

Parachute deployed!

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:31:06 AM »

are we going to see live footage on mars

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:32:54 AM »

Curiosity has landed!

BlackMage · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:33:34 AM »

Holy shit they did it.

pickle · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:34:38 AM »

STANDBY FOR IMAGES!!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:35:15 AM »

Atramental · « **Reply #23 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:35:48 AM »

Oh good.

Now I can sleep.

pickle · « **Reply #24 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:45:27 AM »

I cannot imagine how good it feels to be one of the mission control guys/gals right now.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** August 06, 2012, 01:56:04 AM »

I should have known Obama was too much of a pussy to actually blow up Mars.

lennedsay · « **Reply #26 on:** August 06, 2012, 02:06:25 AM »

M. A. R. S. Mars, bitches.

Does this confirm Obama is Black Bush, portrayed by Dave Chappelle?

Momo · « **Reply #27 on:** August 06, 2012, 02:19:59 AM »

yes.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #28 on:** August 06, 2012, 02:29:27 AM »

First images
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/mars/images/first_images_mars.html
Raw images
http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/multimedia/raw/

FUCKING AMAZING! UNITED STATES OF AWESOME!

I got teared up when it landed, such a momentous occasion. We will learn a lot with this rover.

Groogrux · « **Reply #29 on:** August 06, 2012, 07:14:48 AM »

So, are they going to be doing a live feed from the rover after it's been deployed for a while? Cause I would love to see that shit.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** August 06, 2012, 07:27:38 AM »

Breaking News: Mars in fact a desolate empty rock. There still is no Jesus Christ, and we are the product of extreme probability. But at least we toss junk into space for fun.

Groogrux · « **Reply #31 on:** August 06, 2012, 10:13:09 AM »

Quote from: demi on August 06, 2012, 07:27:38 AM

Breaking News: Mars in fact a desolate empty rock. There still is no Jesus Christ, and we are the product of extreme probability. But at least we toss junk into space for fun.

'Murica!

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #32 on:** August 07, 2012, 02:33:06 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 06, 2012, 07:27:38 AM

Breaking News: Mars in fact a desolate empty rock. There still is no Jesus Christ, and we are the product of extreme probability. But at least we toss junk into space for fun.

There are a bucket load of anomaly images from Mars, 80% can be explained away using science and conjecture, the remaining 20% can't.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #33 on:** August 07, 2012, 02:39:09 PM »

http://www.marsanomalyresearch.com/evidence-directories/main/main-directory.htm

Ignore the cheesy layout, and bask in wonderment.

Bebpo · « **Reply #34 on:** August 07, 2012, 03:02:36 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 06, 2012, 07:27:38 AM

Breaking News: Mars in fact a desolate empty rock. There still is no Jesus Christ, and we are the product of extreme probability. But at least we toss junk into space for fun.

Demi is anti-space?

But think about the rocket legs they will great from these scientific inventions. Don't you want to fly someday?

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** August 07, 2012, 04:09:19 PM »

Quote from: Borys on August 06, 2012, 08:00:37 AM

Wow grainy, black & white photos circa internet JPEGs from 1989.

GO USA GO

hd color photos come next week. for now they are not a priority due to bandwidth. Oh wait, I shouldn't use bandwidth, you're Polish! You don't know what bandwidth *is*! Haha!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #36 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:08:00 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #37 on:** August 09, 2012, 04:35:24 PM »

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** August 09, 2012, 04:40:20 PM »

I think I see a footprint. A FUCKING FOOTPRINT

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #39 on:** August 09, 2012, 05:41:09 PM »

It's just a flock of alien birds.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #40 on:** August 09, 2012, 07:47:51 PM »

Huge........ tracks of land.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #41 on:** August 10, 2012, 02:26:05 AM »

what a shithole!

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #42 on:** August 10, 2012, 02:30:43 AM »

Actually, the pics Great Rumbler would you kindly posted are pretty surreal. I was lying in my goose down bed looking at them and thinking its amazing how great my iPad is.

pickle · « **Reply #43 on:** August 10, 2012, 02:41:27 AM »

First full-colour panorama!

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg

The Sceneman · « **Reply #44 on:** August 10, 2012, 02:43:11 AM »

amazing! Actually looks quite similar to parts of Earth.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #45 on:** August 10, 2012, 05:56:50 AM »

It'll be like Species 2. Those exploding births ugh.

demi · « **Reply #46 on:** August 10, 2012, 08:32:06 AM »

Quote from: pickle on August 10, 2012, 02:41:27 AM

First full-colour panorama!

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg

This is a land that hasn't been blessed with the warmth and love of God.... desolate, empty

Momo · « **Reply #47 on:** August 10, 2012, 08:54:13 AM »

Quote from: Borys on August 10, 2012, 04:27:45 AM

I refuse to belive that there are NO living forms of life somewhere under that soil. There have to be some microbes or worms it's just that we didn't drill down deep enough yet.

There very likely are microbes of some sort

Brehvolution · « **Reply #48 on:** August 10, 2012, 10:22:22 AM »

Quote from: demi on August 10, 2012, 08:32:06 AM

Quote from: pickle on August 10, 2012, 02:41:27 AM
First full-colour panorama!

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg

This is a land that hasn't been blessed with the warmth and love of God.... desolate, empty

benjipwns · « **Reply #49 on:** August 10, 2012, 10:35:16 AM »

You guys still believing this?

That's just some NASA dude out in Arizona using Instagram.

"Give us another $8 billion!"

Momo · « **Reply #50 on:** August 10, 2012, 10:46:04 AM »

Successful NASA kickstarter is successful

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #51 on:** August 10, 2012, 11:20:02 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on August 10, 2012, 04:50:10 PM

Quote from: pickle on August 10, 2012, 02:41:27 AM
First full-colour panorama!

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg

Looks like Saudi Arabia.

So what you're telling me... is that there's oil on Mars? DIBS!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #52 on:** August 10, 2012, 11:31:04 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 10, 2012, 11:20:02 PM

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on August 10, 2012, 04:50:10 PM
Quote from: pickle on August 10, 2012, 02:41:27 AM
First full-colour panorama!

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/675227main_pia16029-full_full.jpg

Looks like Saudi Arabia.

So what you're telling me... is that there's oil on Mars? DIBS!

No, it means that secret Mooslem Obama is working with his Saudi friends to trick God-fearing Americans into thinking the rover landed on Mars when it really is just driving around some desert in Saudi Arabia.

Robo · « **Reply #53 on:** August 11, 2012, 12:20:38 AM »

Are we still making dumb jokes?

Looks like my butt after a shave.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #54 on:** August 12, 2012, 01:53:54 PM »

demi · « **Reply #55 on:** August 12, 2012, 01:59:21 PM »

Yup, that's Mars.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #56 on:** August 12, 2012, 02:02:49 PM »

science is boring.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #57 on:** August 12, 2012, 02:04:36 PM »

Man, we need to put a rover on Jupiter or something.

Himu · « **Reply #58 on:** August 12, 2012, 03:01:43 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 12, 2012, 02:04:36 PM

Man, we need to put a rover on Jupiter or something.

THIS

THIS SO HARD

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #59 on:** August 12, 2012, 04:21:12 PM »

Awesome pics Borys.