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The Fake Shemp

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Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« on: August 10, 2006, 08:05:55 PM »
WOULD YOU SPEND YOUR $16?
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2006, 08:07:04 PM »
$16? I hope that includes a handjob, sir  :-*
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2006, 08:08:04 PM »
This is to see it at the ARCLIGHT, the cream of the crop movie theaters or an affordably priced 2-disc DVD set.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2006, 08:08:16 PM »
Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 10, 2006, 08:07:04 PM
$16? I hope that includes a handjob, sir  :-*
Or, at the very least, some Zelda nippleage.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2006, 08:08:55 PM »
You need to ask White Man about it.  Maybe we'll be lucky enough to get a brief synopsis of his Zelda epic.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2006, 08:10:43 PM »
Quote from: Willco on August 10, 2006, 08:08:04 PM
This is to see it at the ARCLIGHT, the cream of the crop movie theaters or an affordably priced 2-disc DVD set.
I'd rather just hit up a (not so)local stadium theater for $12  ::)
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2006, 08:12:04 PM »
It's all about childs' tickets for $6.75.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2006, 08:12:38 PM »
Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 10, 2006, 08:12:04 PM
It's all about childs' tickets for $6.75.
Don't you mean students?
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2006, 08:12:47 PM »
Quote from: CajoleJuice on August 10, 2006, 08:12:04 PM
It's all about getting in for free and getting snacks hand delivered to you
Fixed.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2006, 08:13:32 PM »
Automated ticket machines + teenagers who don't give a shit when they rip your ticket = child ticket
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2006, 08:18:23 PM »
is your sister in White Man's movie?
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2006, 08:23:52 PM »
If Bryan Singer directs it, I'm there
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2006, 10:54:06 PM »
i'd not only see it, i'd jerk off to it. with vociferous laudations.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2006, 10:55:46 PM »
To be true to the source material, my movie runs at only 15 frames per second.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2006, 10:56:56 PM »
and has a large featureless chunk of nothing in the middle.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2006, 02:05:38 AM »
does Link have sex with that fish princess? if so NO

does Link have sex with the milk farm girl? if so Maybe

does Link have sex with Epona? if so HELL YES!  :o WOOOOOOOOOo!
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2006, 02:42:37 AM »
nope.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2006, 02:43:45 AM »
If White Man were to write a screenplay without interspecies erotica, I'd be shocked, surprised and disgusted.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2006, 02:44:51 AM »
Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2006, 02:43:45 AM
If White Man were to write a screenplay without interspecies erotica, I'd be shocked, surprised and disgusted.

And yet you couldn't.... look.... AWAY!!!  :o
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2006, 02:51:36 AM »
White Man's Ocarina of Time would be rated NC-17 and feature some grotesque Gannon sex.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2006, 03:04:22 AM »
Can he...write?
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2006, 03:05:43 AM »
Can he write?  White Man, drop some knowledge on this fool!
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2006, 03:05:43 AM »
Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2006, 02:51:36 AM
White Man's Ocarina of Time would be rated NC-17 and feature some grotesque Gannon sex.

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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2006, 03:08:05 AM »
Quote from: Willco on August 11, 2006, 03:05:43 AM
Can he write?  White Man, drop some knowledge on this fool!
He's not logged on.  Is this because of his movies threads that you suggest this or does he have a lot of writing talent you've seen?  Aren't you in advertising, damn.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2006, 03:08:54 AM »
The later it gets, the freakier cloud gets.  I thought she was so innocent and bright eyed.

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He's not logged on.  Is this because of his movies threads that you suggest this or does he have a lot of writing talent you've seen?  Aren't you in advertising, damn.

He's written stuff before!  He's got more talent than you can shake a Master Sword at!  And I do graphic design and - yes! - some of that is in advertising.
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Re: Ocarina of Time movie written by White Man, would you see it?
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2006, 03:11:03 AM »
I thought he was a student and your balls are fun to break.
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