In this thread, a fine classy woman reviews rap artists' performances in bed

[Shuri]

According to Superhead, a 'famous' hiphop dancer who fucked 98% of the industry except Souja Boy

url: http://poponthepop.com/2007/08/superheads-young-buck-best-i-ever-had-book-excerpts/

ist of Rappers

Mystikal - long
Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
Twista - medium
Will Smith - long
Xzibit - long but comes to quick
Kool G Rap - Long but cant fuck
Talib Kweli - medium
Redman - hung like a banana
Black Thought - medium
Russel Simmons - small
Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he's on top
OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre's is long and slim
Pete Rock - big
Puff Daddy - medium
Rakim - Long
Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas - small
Nelly - medium
Scarface - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Ol' Dirty Bastard - may his big dick rest in peace
Clipse - They're both long but they cant fuck and Pusha T's breath stinks
Common - Long but too skinny
Da Brat - can eat a pussy.
Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
Timbaland - long and fat but cant fuck and comes to quick
Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much shit in bed
Q Tip - long but skinny. He has an asshole personality
Mase - Long but he has an asshole personality too
Master P - nice and long and can fuck
Method Man - Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott - pussy has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes - Big and long bit cant fuck. Just because you are left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus - real long
Noreaga - Long but he cant fuck
Lil Wayne - nice and long
Kanye West - Big but he cant fuck
KRS-One - small
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
The LOX - All of them are big except for styles. styles is very tiny. And J Hood is abnormaly fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can fuck forever
Fabolous - big dick but comes to fast
Fat Joe - small at first but when erect he's impressive.
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah - Long but he comes to quick

Bonus Usher material

Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldnt dream of being in a relationship with him.YUCK. It was just
for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorry
for him. So I fuucked him.

Were you dissapointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we "fuucked" and it was
smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It
was NOT me either. So im like babes? whats that smell. He tried to make
it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. Im
like whatever, can we get this over with.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Nas lost

[Eel O'Brian]

i would imagine at this point in her life you could slip into her pussy like a pair of hip waders

[Eel O'Brian]

dmx could probably fuck forever because he was so jacked on coke he didn't even realize he was fucking and thought he was just dancing or something

[Eel O'Brian]

up in here, up in here

[Himu]

This is like 5 years old and fake.

[Joe Molotov]

Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he's on top
Nas - small

ATTENTION PHOENIX DARK

But was 2pac a short dick sufferer?

[Eel O'Brian]

Tupac's Hologram - Any size you want and can fuck all night but you dont feel nothin

[Phoenix Dark]

Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him when he's on top
Nas - small

ATTENTION PHOENIX DARK

I'd rather be small and handsome than big and ugly. Nas won again

[Himu]

[Trent Dole]

This is like 5 years old and fake.

Yep yep.