Author Topic: Stop embarrassing yourself with your average dick! (Read 1486 times)

The Sceneman · « **on:** August 15, 2012, 11:30:27 PM »

Average sucks! GO LARGE.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:33:09 PM »

average is better than below average.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #2 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:38:25 PM »

true, but average still sucks

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:38:41 PM »

did you just watch a disappointing porn or something?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #4 on:** August 15, 2012, 11:39:42 PM »

nah I just remembered an ad for dick pills I saw once. I hope the writer was well paid.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2012, 12:02:42 AM »

What is average? I just assume that people are 1.5-2 inches less than what they claim.

Trurl · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2012, 12:27:07 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 16, 2012, 12:02:42 AM

What is average? I just assume that people are 1.5-2 inches less than what they claim.

I exaggerate by 1 inch at the most. Well, maybe 1.2 inches. Exaggerating by 1.5-2 inches is greedy.

Pringo · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2012, 12:48:34 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 16, 2012, 12:02:42 AM

What is average? I just assume that people are 1.5-2 inches less than what they claim.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

"However, the mean of an erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15.0 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length."

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2012, 01:07:50 AM »

Quote from: Pringo on August 16, 2012, 12:48:34 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on August 16, 2012, 12:02:42 AM
What is average? I just assume that people are 1.5-2 inches less than what they claim.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

"However, the mean of an erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15.0 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length."

Makes sense. Every guy claims he's at least 7 inches.

Momo · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2012, 01:54:14 AM »

Topic is useless without pics

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2012, 03:44:00 AM »

What good is a big dick if you only holding it in your hand.

My average penis

The Sceneman · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2012, 03:47:29 AM »

GANGSTER DICK

I'm running shit on Devon Street with my new 12" dick!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2012, 03:59:57 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on August 16, 2012, 03:44:00 AM

What good is a big dick if you only holding it in your hand.

My average penis

Photo evidence suggest otherwise.

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(admit it, you were fishing for this response)

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tiesto · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2012, 08:43:53 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on August 16, 2012, 03:44:00 AM

What good is a big dick if you only holding it in your hand.

This is the problem I have $:-\$

king of the internet · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2012, 09:06:10 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on August 16, 2012, 03:44:00 AM

What good is a big dick if you only holding it in your hand.

My average penis

Shorter length means you can pump it faster and have a more intense orgasm.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2012, 10:52:35 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 15, 2012, 11:33:09 PM

average is better than below average.

tell me about it

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2012, 01:26:48 PM »

Nobody talks about girth.

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2012, 01:47:54 PM »

Because short fat cocks are weird looking.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2012, 05:14:53 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on August 16, 2012, 01:26:48 PM

Nobody talks about girth.

...yeah, chicks tend to not like skinny dicks

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2012, 05:19:27 PM »

If you have a small dick you just have to learn more about what women actually like. Trust me. Mine's small.

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Author Topic: Stop embarrassing yourself with your average dick! (Read 1486 times)