Author Topic: Have you ever trapped a soda burp in your throat? (Read 1321 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** August 20, 2012, 11:30:56 PM »

You just kinda burp but you dont let it out all the way and its got this warmth.

The end.

chronovore · « **Reply #1 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:20:31 AM »

Dat fizzy warmth.

etiolate · « **Reply #2 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:23:25 AM »

feels like burning to me

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #3 on:** August 21, 2012, 09:05:50 AM »

yes

also sometimes when i eat really spicy stuff i get these weird methane-smelling burps afterwards

chronovore · « **Reply #4 on:** August 21, 2012, 12:48:37 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on August 21, 2012, 09:05:50 AM

yes

also sometimes when i eat really spicy stuff i get these weird methane-smelling burps afterwards

Ew.

Momo · « **Reply #5 on:** August 21, 2012, 12:54:02 PM »

I can swallow air and burp on demand. Useful skill for an anti-socialite.

chronovore · « **Reply #6 on:** August 21, 2012, 01:59:51 PM »

I thought everyone learned how to do that by the time they entered high school.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:11:17 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 21, 2012, 01:59:51 PM

I thought everyone learned how to do that by the time they entered high school.

Not women. I had a friend in high school that can suck air through his ass and fart on demand.

Momo · « **Reply #8 on:** August 21, 2012, 03:09:01 PM »

God damn, that guy has immaculate anus control

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9 on:** August 21, 2012, 09:34:06 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on August 21, 2012, 09:05:50 AM

yes

also sometimes when i eat really spicy stuff i get these weird methane-smelling burps afterwards

Methane is odorless.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** August 21, 2012, 09:44:01 PM »

whatever it is they add to it to make natural gas smell, then

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** August 21, 2012, 10:48:44 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on August 21, 2012, 09:44:01 PM

whatever it is they add to it to make natural gas smell, then

girl farts?

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #12 on:** August 22, 2012, 08:57:08 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 21, 2012, 02:11:17 PM

Quote from: chronovore on August 21, 2012, 01:59:51 PM
I thought everyone learned how to do that by the time they entered high school.
Not women.

Oh, come on now. You know we were watching with envy at your ability to belch without repercussion, and surreptitiously learning the techniques to do so.

Huff · « **Reply #13 on:** August 22, 2012, 09:00:03 PM »

Quote from: Momo on August 21, 2012, 03:09:01 PM

God damn, that guy has immaculate anus control

My cousin could do it as well. Was always super jelly

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Author Topic: Have you ever trapped a soda burp in your throat? (Read 1321 times)

MrAngryFace

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