Author Topic: If someone flicked a cigarett on your car would you beat the shit out of them? (Read 2516 times)

Strife Doombringer · « **on:** January 08, 2007, 01:11:36 PM »

I was driving through Lynnwood yesterday and some asshole flicks his cigarette on the hood of my car at a stop light, so gave him the finger and called him a fucking idiot. he got out of his car and tried to punch me through my passenger window the light turned green and i took off and the fucker chased me till i got onto I-5. Crazy fuckers. I should have punched him.

whiteACID · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:14:35 PM »

I would have done the same as you, flicked him off and called him an idiot. But I wouldn't have drove off like a pussy if he got out the car wanting to start shit.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:16:35 PM »

Haha Lynnwood is a scary place these days. Were you near the mall or what?

PhoenixWright · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:17:36 PM »

I would've called him an idiot then mocked him about how he'll be dead in 5 years from lung cancer.

Edit: Too bad he didn't chase you on foot. He would've went 50 feet, then collapsed from breathing problems.

Strife Doombringer · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:18:43 PM »

yeah but its lynnwood on 196th It would have caused a traffic jam and i would have gotten arrested. seeing his fat head bounce off my door was good enough for me. and i aint no pussy. Green light means go in lynnwood ask MAF.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:19:41 PM »

Wow, I've never heard of shit like that.

I probably wouldn't do anything. If the guy did that it would be clear to me that he was trying to piss me off. The reason behind this could be anything: he might be unstable, he might just be an asshole, or he might have a fucking gun. So I wouldn't take any chances on something like that.

Now if he attacked me or something, of course I'd defend myself. But in a case of someone trying to piss me off, I believe it's best to walk away with your life than stay and lose something.

Strife Doombringer · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:21:52 PM »

I was heading towards Best Buy over near Alderwood Mall you know how 196th is its crazy. man I was fucking pissed. some 40 year old hippie fucker. This happened to me in spokane too but it was becasue some dickhead was tailgating me with his headlights on so i slammed on my breaks.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:26:39 PM »

WA residents are usually pretty good about littering but god damn the HUGE mall attracts all kinds I guess.

Strife Doombringer · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:29:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2007, 01:19:41 PM

Wow, I've never heard of shit like that.

I probably wouldn't do anything. If the guy did that it would be clear to me that he was trying to piss me off. The reason behind this could be anything: he might be unstable, he might just be an asshole, or he might have a fucking gun. So I wouldn't take any chances on something like that.

Now if he attacked me or something, of course I'd defend myself. But in a case of someone trying to piss me off, I believe it's best to walk away with your life than stay and lose something.

I agree plus stay out of jail. The guy was just a dick head but man you dont fuck with peoples cars and a burning cigarett on the hood of my car. fuck wouldnt that piss you off?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:32:04 PM »

Did they stop making cars with ashtrays?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:34:11 PM »

Quote from: Strife Doombringer on January 08, 2007, 01:29:42 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2007, 01:19:41 PM
Wow, I've never heard of shit like that.

I probably wouldn't do anything. If the guy did that it would be clear to me that he was trying to piss me off. The reason behind this could be anything: he might be unstable, he might just be an asshole, or he might have a fucking gun. So I wouldn't take any chances on something like that.

Now if he attacked me or something, of course I'd defend myself. But in a case of someone trying to piss me off, I believe it's best to walk away with your life than stay and lose something.

I agree plus stay out of jail. The guy was just a dick head but man you dont fuck with peoples cars and a burning cigarett on the hood of my car. fuck wouldnt that piss you off?

Not really lol; it's not like it would burn my car or cause it any damage. Put it this way: I'd be upset and a bit pissed, but not enough to confront the dumbass.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:34:38 PM »

lol, pussy

beat that prick's ass

Garnet · « **Reply #12 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:36:13 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on January 08, 2007, 01:14:35 PM

I would have done the same as you, flicked him off and called him an idiot. But I wouldn't have drove off like a pussy if he got out the car wanting to start shit.

agreed, and you've really made yourself look a pussy and a wanker by tellung us you drove off (shitting yourself no doubt) but "should have punched him". Hehe.

I suffer road rage something terrible!!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:37:42 PM »

Yeah you shoulda lied to us about the outcome!

Plus remember that dude on GAF that punched a guys eye out and went to jail haha

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:43:36 PM »

lol I have braces. Last thing I want to do is get in a fight

Beezy · « **Reply #15 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:44:41 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 08, 2007, 01:37:42 PM

Yeah you shoulda lied to us about the outcome!

Plus remember that dude on GAF that punched a guys eye out and went to jail haha

He later posted that it was actually his father's eye that he punched out.

Strife Doombringer · « **Reply #16 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:45:01 PM »

oh well! guess im a pussy then. I bet none of you guys would have gotten out of your car. he grabbed me by my coat i grabbed his throat pushed him back out my window, light turned green drove off he hit his head on my door good enough for me....diddnt get arrested and no missing teeth and i got the last laugh..

Strife Doombringer · « **Reply #17 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:45:29 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 08, 2007, 01:44:41 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 08, 2007, 01:37:42 PM
Yeah you shoulda lied to us about the outcome!

Plus remember that dude on GAF that punched a guys eye out and went to jail haha

He later posted that it was actually his father's eye that he punched out.

Who was that?

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:46:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2007, 01:43:36 PM

lol I have braces. Last thing I want to do is get in a fight

LMAO

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:47:48 PM »

Still Lil' Jon.

Oh and that's why I always carry a mini-chainsaw in my passengers seat. Come up to the car, mothafucka! BRUUUUUUUM BRUUUUUUM

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:47:53 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2007, 01:43:36 PM

lol I have braces. Last thing I want to do is get in a fight

Dude, you still have braces? o_O

Strife Doombringer · « **Reply #21 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:49:19 PM »

lol.. WTF

Alright i gotta go to work. Fuck

Garnet · « **Reply #22 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:51:28 PM »

Quote from: Strife Doombringer on January 08, 2007, 01:45:01 PM

oh well! guess im a pussy then. I bet none of you guys would have gotten out of your car. he grabbed me by my coat i grabbed his throat pushed him back out my window, light turned green drove off he hit his head on my door good enough for me....diddnt get arrested and no missing teeth and i got the last laugh..

hmm...you seemed to miss that bit out and just concentrated on the legging it bit. Why would you make yourself appear a pussy? Oh....coz you probably are one...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:53:47 PM »

lol im sure in your lawless brit land you can get away with beating someone up, but the legal system makes it impossible to even look at people funny. Hell, burglers can sue people if they hurt themselves while they break in lol.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:53:57 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on January 08, 2007, 01:51:28 PM

hmm...you seemed to miss that bit out and just concentrated on the legging it bit. Why would you make yourself appear a pussy? Oh....coz you probably are one...

The only person I can actually see doing anything is redWOOD and that's because she's fucking ka-razy

Strife Doombringer · « **Reply #25 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:55:36 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on January 08, 2007, 01:51:28 PM

Quote from: Strife Doombringer on January 08, 2007, 01:45:01 PM
oh well! guess im a pussy then. I bet none of you guys would have gotten out of your car. he grabbed me by my coat i grabbed his throat pushed him back out my window, light turned green drove off he hit his head on my door good enough for me....diddnt get arrested and no missing teeth and i got the last laugh..
hmm...you seemed to miss that bit out and just concentrated on the legging it bit. Why would you make yourself appear a pussy? Oh....coz you probably are one...

well do you think im going to drive off with him hanging out of my window?

??

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:57:23 PM »

You should have reached into the glove box and pretended to grab a gun. I've seen a friend do that when some drunk prick came running at us, and it works like a charm.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #27 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:58:49 PM »

Wait till the light turned green and then throw a soda at his car.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** January 08, 2007, 01:59:37 PM »

YOU SHOULDA PUNCHED HIS HEAD OFF THEN POWERED UP TO 9000 AND KAMEMEHAHHAMAMAMAHHHAA THEN GRABBED HIS HEAD AND CURB STOMPED HIM LIKE IN THAT MOVIE OMG OMG THATS JUST A TASTE OF WHAT I DO WHEN SOMEONE CUTS IN FRONT OF ME IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:15:48 PM »

garnet's a chav total

Garnet · « **Reply #30 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:28:29 PM »

I'm a chav because I suffer from road rage....and told strife person he's a pussy?

Yeah...good one champ!

Bacon · « **Reply #31 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:34:12 PM »

I fuck people up for looking at my ride the wrong way.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** January 08, 2007, 02:55:11 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 08, 2007, 01:57:23 PM

You should have reached into the glove box and pretended to grab a gun. I've seen a friend do that when some drunk prick came running at us, and it works like a charm.

And what if the prick really had a gun, and was just waiting for the excuse to pull it out?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:04:25 PM »

WHO CARES THE LIE MAKES U SOUND COOL

Prost · « **Reply #34 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:23:40 PM »

If I were feeling like being an idiot I'd do something.

But the smart thing would obviously be to do nothing.

A cigarette bud............ come on, who cares? The person obviously has problems and just wants to fight.

I'd probably just say something like "Now why'd you just have to go and do that? does it make you feel powerful? is your dick getting harder right now just because of the feeling that gave you? You're probably cumming in your pants right now aren't you?

And then drove off.

just imo

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:31:52 PM »

Quote from: Prost on January 08, 2007, 03:23:40 PM

If I were feeling like being an idiot I'd do something.

But the smart thing would obviously be to do nothing.

A cigarette bud............ come on, who cares? The person obviously has problems and just wants to fight.

I'd probably just say something like "Now why'd you just have to go and do that? does it make you feel powerful? is your dick getting harder right now just because of the feeling that gave you? You're probably cumming in your pants right now aren't you?

And then drove off.

just imo

Vizzys · « **Reply #36 on:** January 08, 2007, 03:33:17 PM »

braces lol

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:04:46 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on January 08, 2007, 02:28:29 PM

I'm a chav because I suffer from road rage....and told strife person he's a pussy?

Yeah...good one champ!

Yer a chav because yer a wee chica and you'd get your ass beat; you're simply posing, and hence are a chav. I know Strife IRL and trust me, he's not someone you'd fuck with lightly.

Sneering at folks who realize that there are consequences for their actions...welcome to teh intarwebs!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #38 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:07:40 PM »

internets chock full of posers n liars lol

demi · « **Reply #39 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:16:49 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 08, 2007, 04:04:46 PM

Quote from: Garnet on January 08, 2007, 02:28:29 PM
I'm a chav because I suffer from road rage....and told strife person he's a pussy?

Yeah...good one champ!

Yer a chav because yer a wee chica and you'd get your ass beat; you're simply posing, and hence are a chav. I know Strife IRL and trust me, he's not someone you'd fuck with lightly.

Sneering at folks who realize that there are consequences for their actions...welcome to teh intarwebs!

He must not be for the guy to run up and try to punch him through his window and to have Strife run off LIKE A BITCH

He ain't foolin' anyone here!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #40 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:17:38 PM »

CHUT UP ERAGON!

Garnet · « **Reply #41 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:36:41 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 08, 2007, 04:04:46 PM

Quote from: Garnet on January 08, 2007, 02:28:29 PM
I'm a chav because I suffer from road rage....and told strife person he's a pussy?

Yeah...good one champ!

Yer a chav because yer a wee chica and you'd get your ass beat; you're simply posing, and hence are a chav. I know Strife IRL and trust me, he's not someone you'd fuck with lightly.

Sneering at folks who realize that there are consequences for their actions...welcome to teh intarwebs!

taco

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:37:48 PM »

tsc tsc Garnet, tsc tsc

Garnet · « **Reply #43 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:44:35 PM »

silence you

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #44 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:51:18 PM »

whiteACID · « **Reply #45 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:54:34 PM »

It's not the size of the Garnet in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the Garnet.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** January 08, 2007, 04:55:39 PM »

Looks like Cornelius is trying to bag another internet woman.

Sorry bro, I don't think any Greyhounds go to England

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:08:24 PM »

fuck off, Phoenix, you dork. stick to Adult Friend Finder.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** January 08, 2007, 05:09:08 PM »

One time some asswipes threw a bag of garbage from BK out the window while driving on the freeway. I was going to drive up to them and give them the finger, but they were black so I thought better of it.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #49 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:57:28 PM »

Garnet vs. Drinky, I gotta see this shit NOW!

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Author Topic: If someone flicked a cigarett on your car would you beat the shit out of them? (Read 2516 times)