I have a flea in my home

[Eel O'Brian]

i was doing work orders (where i have to go into occupied apartments and touch up water stains on ceilings, patch holes, etc) yesterday, i guess i picked it up from one of them and carried it home

i have vacuumed, sprayed, and it is still here

it's just one, hanging out around my couch, and this motherfucker refuses to die

it's like a flea highlander

  

[Great Rumbler]

At least it's only one. FOR NOW.

[Van Cruncheon]

it will inevitably bite you on your mushroom tip :-(

[Huff]

Rent a pet for a day

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm confused. How do you know you have a flea, and how do you know there is just one. Are they visible or something 

[Eel O'Brian]

I saw it, it was a larger one. Hopefully it was just the one.  I finally got him and crushed that sonofabitch between my fingernails.

[chronovore]

Nice!

I hate fleas.

[lordmaji]

Does he have a sock on his cock? 

[Trurl]

You shouldn't use your fingernails to crush them.  You probably have tapeworms now.

[Verdigris Murder]

It sounds like a tick.