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[Cormacaroni]

are you up for the pre-game in Ginza, Borys? It's last-minute so likely will only be 3 or 4 of us, so would be a good chance to slip you a roofie and chain you to the porcelain get to know you in more intimate surroundings

If you can make it here by 6pm, please do!
http://www.bento.com/rev/1392.html

[chronovore]

I AM JELLY.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I AM JELLY.

you'll get your party soon enough

[Cormacaroni]

I AM JELLY.

Stay in the US much longer and this will be literally true

[chronovore]

I AM JELLY.

Stay in the US much longer and this will be literally true

Actually, I'm working out significantly more than I ever managed to in Japan; our business complex has a full gym...

[bork]

Borys, protect your cornhole buddy.

[MrSingh]

Cornhole violation success!

[Diunx]

Where are the picks?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm jelly   sounds awesome

[DCharlieJP]

we were chatting about you last night Oscar, we should see if we can do some weekend stuff where you can come down and visit...

"come" down... and visit....

"come"

 

[DCharlieJP]

definitely need another Borys meet up - i was side tracked with catching up with a whole slew of people i'd not seen for an age - plus kinda noisy so hard to sit and chat but Borys is cool beans

Also - he gave an amazing spin on an age old "married man in Japan" issue that i will be recycling. It was epic spin. Absolutely brilliant.

[chronovore]

definitely need another Borys meet up - i was side tracked with catching up with a whole slew of people i'd not seen for an age - plus kinda noisy so hard to sit and chat but Borys is cool beans

Also - he gave an amazing spin on an age old "married man in Japan" issue that i will be recycling. It was epic spin. Absolutely brilliant.

You'll have to fill me in.

"fill me in"
 

[pilonv1]

I am mad jelly

[DCharlieJP]

it was basically :

our group moan : Married to japanese women = massive cut off in s3xors
 Borys : it's expected though from Japanese? it's because they can't handle .... <nods downwards to crotch>

So - i think we are all now going with - "we don't get much s3x, but it's all because of our amazingly large pensus"

[bork]

 

[Mr. Gundam]

and if it doesn't happen, then it just means i have a small dick

But at least you're still getting some!

[chronovore]

it was basically :

our group moan : Married to japanese women = massive cut off in s3xors
 Borys : it's expected though from Japanese? it's because they can't handle .... <nods downwards to crotch>

So - i think we are all now going with - "we don't get much s3x, but it's all because of our amazingly large pensus"

Well, yes and no. The problem is cultural, I think. There's an assumption that, once you have a kid, you've got a different societal role to fill. We become "mother and father" instead of "husband and wife," which I've finally convinced my wife is utter bullshit.

[DCharlieJP]

well, yes, i've came to that conclusion too - i'm also burdened with a job that keeps me way too busy and a wife who works in a similar role at the same place.

So time is at a premium. But yeah, it's still nice to have a fun/amusing/not entirely true diversion to keep the troops morale up

[Mr. Gundam]

Is that even unique to Japan? I mean, getting married and having kids often results in sex going way down for a lot of people.

[Mr. Gundam]

Drink all the awesome Fanta flavors, that's what I do when I'm there.

[Cormacaroni]

You coming tonight Borys?

[chronovore]

well, yes, i've came to that conclusion too - i'm also burdened with a job that keeps me way too busy and a wife who works in a similar role at the same place.

So time is at a premium. But yeah, it's still nice to have a fun/amusing/not entirely true diversion to keep the troops morale up

"up"

Yeah, sure. My wife is a workaholic, which I've also shown her is a personal choice which has resulted in this state of penile neglect. Me moving to the USA has caused a reordering of priorities, and she sees the error of her ways... At least for now.

[Cormacaroni]

now she a cockaholic right boyeee *nudges* *winks*

[pilonv1]

Drink all the awesome Fanta flavors, that's what I do when I'm there.

Does anyone buy those Green Tea Kit Kats? They look horrendous.

[chronovore]

Drink all the awesome Fanta flavors, that's what I do when I'm there.

Does anyone buy those Green Tea Kit Kats? They look horrendous.

They're OK. The Kinako ones are better. But, really, with KitKat and Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

now she a cockaholic right boyeee *nudges* *winks*

Um... 

[MrSingh]

Sadly, no, tonight dinner with the client already booked (by the client):

http://r.gnavi.co.jp/a848000/

Is your client a cockaholic?

[Reb]

Wait, wasn't your wife coming along? Do you keep her locked up in the hotel room?

[T-Short]

 

[Mr. Gundam]

2) Border Zone?

A mecha (gundam?) TPP online shooter. Standard arcade cabinet. They were like 10 of them linked via ethernet and you could play MP with other people sitting there. Looked like a modern version of SHOGO. Pretty nice game.

Border Break by Sega. I love this game so much. Too bad we'll probably never see a home release.

[originalz]

Aite I'm back in Japan so I'm down for any more meetups that you guys plan.  You should come to Ikebukuro so I can give you the grand tour of my stomping grounds!  Lots of good arcades!

[originalz]

Indeed I am!  I can make time on most days with a few exceptions, depending on my work and judo schedule.  Just give me enough advance notice and I'll be game!

[DCharlieJP]

I may be around next week with a sly day off or so :O but got some hospital stuff to do (for me and the wife)

[chronovore]

I may be around next week with a sly day off or so :O but got some hospital stuff to do (for me and the wife)

Good news, I hope?

[Himu]

have some takoyaki?

[DCharlieJP]

Good news, I hope?

yup yup - just checking on XFE jr #2 - things have been bumpy but getting there.

Borys - my schedule is getting crazier - are you able to do some hot lunching ?

[chronovore]

You know I tested some weird food in Japan during the last 10 days (no one meal was the same) and ones tasted ok, others tasted not ok but Natto Beans is the most vile shit available in the food market. I could not eat the whole portion. For the first time in Japan (and I had a sea urchin before).

Gotta find some shark restaurant in the future.

I won't eat it, but you can eat whale in Japan.

If you also want something particularly blasé about its cruelty, there is iki-zukuri.

[chronovore]

[Mr. Gundam]

I always made a point to find whale in the grocery stores, but never tried it.

Get yourself some honest to God legit Kobe beef while you're there. You won't regret it.

Go to the Baird Taproom in Harajuku and drink some awesome craft beer. Pricey, but worth it.

[bork]

I had whale once.  They served it for lunch at one of the schools I was working at and didn't tell me what kind of meat it was until I started eating it.   

Tasted like a tougher beef.

[chronovore]

Yeah, I tried whale bacon once. I felt dirty afterward.

[Cormacaroni]

would be up for some Taproom indulgence, not sure when though.

[chronovore]

would be up for some Taproom indulgence, not sure when though.

I sure enjoyed Devilcraft, Cormacaroni. What a great evening.

[DCharlieJP]

best place as any to post this mornings WTF - on my walk to work i see a lot of school kids (12-16 year olds)

today i was walking behind two girls - actually - i smelt saw them downwind through my binoculars from a distance of about 50m or so - and something was clearly wrong. Two girls, both around 15 i'd say. One wearing a long knee length skirt the other.... um.... well...

let me use the Vic Reeves patented measurement factor for skirts of "<measurement> inches below minge base"

this was NEGATIVE 2 below minge base - and the girl was wearing a thong

i ... i.... how does this work?!

I mean - her arse was literally just there and her skirt was above the baseline... how... what... why... whuuu

did my old scrote brain miss some news feed or something? is this the new fashion? How do school boys get any work done?

The massive irony is that i'm probably on a scale of 1 to 10 about a 58 on the "perv" scale but i sped up to get past because i seriously just didn't know what the feck to think (plus i have wing mirrors on my shoulders when i walk and wanted to get a front view (this is a lie))

[Cormacaroni]

wow, DC's spank bank is filled nigh unto bursting

[DCharlieJP]

wow, DC's spank bank is filled nigh unto bursting

seriously - i add that if this edition of the morning WBank was downloaded it would probably see me in prison for offenses or on (yet another) regisiter for offenders.

.... <blackadder voice> Excuse me, i just need to pop to the lavatory</blackadder voice>

[chronovore]

Christ, I read Borys' quote without the quoted reference, and assumed it was about XFE's b'thonged schoolgirl. I was seriously confused.

[bork]

best place as any to post this mornings WTF - on my walk to work i see a lot of school kids (12-16 year olds)

today i was walking behind two girls - actually - i smelt saw them downwind through my binoculars from a distance of about 50m or so - and something was clearly wrong. Two girls, both around 15 i'd say. One wearing a long knee length skirt the other.... um.... well...

let me use the Vic Reeves patented measurement factor for skirts of "<measurement> inches below minge base"

this was NEGATIVE 2 below minge base - and the girl was wearing a thong

i ... i.... how does this work?!

I mean - her arse was literally just there and her skirt was above the baseline... how... what... why... whuuu

did my old scrote brain miss some news feed or something? is this the new fashion? How do school boys get any work done?

The massive irony is that i'm probably on a scale of 1 to 10 about a 58 on the "perv" scale but i sped up to get past because i seriously just didn't know what the feck to think (plus i have wing mirrors on my shoulders when i walk and wanted to get a front view (this is a lie))

All Japanese junior high girls wear typically wear their gym clothes underneath their uniforms.  Once during the daily cleaning time, I was standing outside and hear "HEY!"  I look up to a second floor window that's open, and see a girl who is purposefully letting the wind blow her skirt up.  She was wearing some pretty erotic underwear.  I thought about telling a teacher, but then realized that they would probably be wondering why I was looking at a girl's panties and forgot about it.

[chronovore]

best place as any to post this mornings WTF - on my walk to work i see a lot of school kids (12-16 year olds)

today i was walking behind two girls - actually - i smelt saw them downwind through my binoculars from a distance of about 50m or so - and something was clearly wrong. Two girls, both around 15 i'd say. One wearing a long knee length skirt the other.... um.... well...

let me use the Vic Reeves patented measurement factor for skirts of "<measurement> inches below minge base"

this was NEGATIVE 2 below minge base - and the girl was wearing a thong

i ... i.... how does this work?!

I mean - her arse was literally just there and her skirt was above the baseline... how... what... why... whuuu

did my old scrote brain miss some news feed or something? is this the new fashion? How do school boys get any work done?

The massive irony is that i'm probably on a scale of 1 to 10 about a 58 on the "perv" scale but i sped up to get past because i seriously just didn't know what the feck to think (plus i have wing mirrors on my shoulders when i walk and wanted to get a front view (this is a lie))

All Japanese junior high girls wear typically wear their gym clothes underneath their uniforms.  Once during the daily cleaning time, I was standing outside and hear "HEY!"  I look up to a second floor window that's open, and see a girl who is purposefully letting the wind blow her skirt up.  She was wearing some pretty erotic underwear.  I thought about telling a teacher, but then realized that they would probably be wondering why I was looking at a girl's panties and forgot about it.

Yeah, I had one of those "Hey!" moments when I was visiting Kyoto. There were a lot of high school kids hanging out downtown at a fountain. There were several girls squatting yanki-style, and one of them met my eyes and pulled her skirt up to show off her panties. Jesus, what a country.

[chronovore]

Yeah, it's always been funny to me that westerners make fun of Japanese people for taking so many photos, and then when they visit Japan, OMG LET'S GET A PIC OF THAT! AND THAT! OH... AND THAT!

[originalz]

Fukuro Festival in west Ikebukuro is going on this weekend, if you want to see some traditional Japanese dancing it might be worth your while.

Probably would have been better to post this before today, whoops.

[Cormacaroni]

pretty shitty weather though. My whole family is laid out from 2 straight days of Disney Land/Sea so I'll likely just stay here. Might be up for something tomorrow though, since it's a national holiday.

[chronovore]

Enjoy Polish sushi!