Why do people always say "No pun intended!" when they clearly did intend to make that pun, and it's really obvious because they have this little smile on their face when they say that. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU MEANT TO MAKE THAT PUN, OKAY?! YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE AND YOU'RE NOT BEING CUTE BY ACTING LIKE IT WAS JUST SOME HAPPY ACCIDENT. SO SHUT UP.