Author Topic: Candy Corn haters do not click (Read 6154 times)

Barry Egan · « **on:** September 07, 2012, 01:39:21 PM »

Discuss.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** September 07, 2012, 01:40:35 PM »

WHY DID I CLICK?!

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** September 07, 2012, 01:41:23 PM »

bork · « **Reply #3 on:** September 07, 2012, 01:45:24 PM »

It looks nasty, yet I feel compelled to try it.

Apparently these Oreos are only being sold at Target, starting 9/10.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4 on:** September 07, 2012, 01:51:31 PM »

I bought Ice Cream Sherbet Oreos a few weeks ago, and they were pretty awesome.

king of the internet · « **Reply #5 on:** September 07, 2012, 02:03:23 PM »

Sweet Jesus, and they're white Oreos (the secret best Oreo) too....I will find these. Nothing will stop me.

Bebpo · « **Reply #6 on:** September 07, 2012, 02:34:43 PM »

This will make me go to Target for the first time in years

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** September 07, 2012, 02:36:20 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** September 07, 2012, 02:36:31 PM »

I don't like candy corn, but that's interesting.

The Orange Creamcicle Oreos were pretty awesome, though.

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** September 07, 2012, 02:40:27 PM »

FUCKING DISGUSTING

Mandark · « **Reply #10 on:** September 07, 2012, 02:47:52 PM »

Mint Oreos. I don't buy them, cause otherwise they'd wind up knocking down a wall to get me out of my home.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #11 on:** September 07, 2012, 02:48:41 PM »

I don't know what candy corn is, but I'm guessing another foul concoction from the taste spleen of Murka.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** September 07, 2012, 02:50:03 PM »

Candy Pumpkins are better.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #13 on:** September 07, 2012, 03:06:54 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on September 07, 2012, 01:45:24 PM

It looks nasty, yet I feel compelled to try it.

That's what she said.

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Robo · « **Reply #14 on:** September 07, 2012, 03:22:21 PM »

Candy corns are Satan's dingleberries, forever plucked from his fiery anus hairs by condemned gluttons.

tiesto · « **Reply #15 on:** September 07, 2012, 03:28:23 PM »

Hmm, I'm intrigued... will check this shit out when they drop.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #16 on:** September 07, 2012, 03:31:24 PM »

That looks like something Father Mike would post

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #17 on:** September 07, 2012, 03:58:44 PM »

Quote

Candy corn is made primarily from sugar, corn syrup, wax, artificial coloring and binders

Sounds supertasty guys.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** September 07, 2012, 04:05:30 PM »

Martin, NOBODY with taste (ie. MOST PEOPLE) likes candy corn.

Candy corn is shit and there are always left overs of candy corn because no one LIKES candy corn.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #19 on:** September 07, 2012, 04:07:39 PM »

So why are most replies unironically positive. Unless its double irony.

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** September 07, 2012, 04:08:50 PM »

Phoenix like candy corn because he's PHOENIX DARK. Most of the replies I've seen are equal to THIS SOUNDS SO DISGUSTING THAT I MUST TRY IT.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #21 on:** September 07, 2012, 04:13:24 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 07, 2012, 04:08:50 PM

Most of the replies I've seen are equal to THIS SOUNDS SO DISGUSTING THAT I MUST TRY IT.

Anal sex really.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2012, 04:16:04 PM »

I clicked anyway. Yeah. Candy corn. Gotta love it.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #23 on:** September 07, 2012, 04:17:21 PM »

And TB you're equating HG Wells' masterwork starring Mike from Neighbours The Time Machines theme of the persecuted underdogs living underground with those with taste.

I heartily agree.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2012, 04:22:43 PM »

Quote from: The Business on September 07, 2012, 04:10:37 PM

Because this is a forum that once made three topics a week about Taco Bell. After Cohen left, having good taste stopped being cool so those with it go into hiding and the classless plebs rule the food topics.

I chalked this up to ironic humor.

Bebpo · « **Reply #25 on:** September 07, 2012, 04:53:38 PM »

They're good in small doses

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like eating 1

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #26 on:** September 07, 2012, 04:57:22 PM »

it's really the waxy texture of candy corn that makes it exceptional. Curious to see how the experts at nabisco pull this one off.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #27 on:** September 07, 2012, 05:46:54 PM »

same. candy corn really just tastes like sugar and vanilla. will buy

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #28 on:** September 07, 2012, 05:51:35 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on September 07, 2012, 04:57:22 PM

it's really the waxy texture of candy corn that makes it exceptional. Curious to see how the experts at nabisco pull this one off.

that made me laff alot

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #29 on:** September 07, 2012, 06:44:38 PM »

The National Biscuit Company has top men working on this now

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #30 on:** September 07, 2012, 06:48:31 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 07, 2012, 06:44:38 PM

The National Biscuit Company has top men working on this now

nabisco...

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #31 on:** September 07, 2012, 07:31:06 PM »

It's a toss up between the worst candy ever: candy corn or circus peanuts

Yeti · « **Reply #32 on:** September 07, 2012, 08:11:39 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on September 07, 2012, 07:31:06 PM

It's a toss up between the worst candy ever: Mary Janes or Bit 'o Honey

Fixed that for ya

Himu · « **Reply #33 on:** September 07, 2012, 08:18:26 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on September 07, 2012, 07:31:06 PM

It's a toss up between the worst candy ever: candy corn or circus peanuts

no, candy corn or cracker jacks

Positive Touch · « **Reply #34 on:** September 07, 2012, 08:20:56 PM »

yeti is the correct one. i would also add zero bars, which were invented by ww2 scientists to torture pows

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #35 on:** September 07, 2012, 08:38:23 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 07, 2012, 08:20:56 PM

i would also add zero bars, which were invented by ww2 scientists to torture pows

at least they had some reason for existing then, unlike candy corn.

also wtf himuro cracker jack is good

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** September 07, 2012, 08:54:35 PM »

Candy corn is pretty much the only candy I eat. It reminds me of my childhood, mainly the day after Halloween when my mom would secretly buy discount candy and give it to us to make up for not letting us trick r treat. So while I grew up hating Halloween, the day after was always a holiday in my heart

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #37 on:** September 07, 2012, 08:56:39 PM »

So it's basically Stockholm syndrome then?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #38 on:** September 07, 2012, 08:58:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2012, 08:54:35 PM

Candy corn is pretty much the only candy my parents let me eat.

Beezy · « **Reply #39 on:** September 07, 2012, 09:01:16 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 07, 2012, 06:48:31 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 07, 2012, 06:44:38 PM
The National Biscuit Company has top men working on this now

nabisco...

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Holy shit

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #40 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:28:22 PM »

Quote from: The Business on September 07, 2012, 04:10:37 PM

Because this is a forum that once made three topics a week about Taco Bell. After Cohen left, having good taste stopped being cool so those with it go into hiding and the classless plebs rule the food topics.

But taco bell is good. And so is candy corn. Can you imagine a doritos taco with candy corn in it?

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:29:57 PM »

PigSpeakers I hope you die in your sleep tonight.

Himu · « **Reply #42 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:30:30 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 07, 2012, 08:38:23 PM

also wtf himuro cracker jack is good

NO IT FUCKING ISN'T

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #43 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:33:42 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 07, 2012, 11:29:57 PM

PigSpeakers I hope you die in your sleep tonight.

If my wish is granted, I could die happy.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #44 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:33:45 PM »

http://dinosaurdracula.com/blog/candy-corn-oreo-cookies/

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #45 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:34:00 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #46 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:44:13 PM »

Quote from: PigSpeakers on September 07, 2012, 11:33:42 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 07, 2012, 11:29:57 PM
PigSpeakers I hope you die in your sleep tonight.

If my wish is granted, I could die happy.

The words of a man who just ate Taco Bell and candy corn.

Diunx · « **Reply #47 on:** September 08, 2012, 12:20:58 AM »

Isn't Cracker Jack caramel pop corn? those are orgasmic, himu being himu.

Himu · « **Reply #48 on:** September 08, 2012, 12:40:28 AM »

Caramel popcorn owns. Cracker Jack sucks, though.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #49 on:** September 08, 2012, 01:04:59 AM »

cracker jack is molasses flavored, not caramel

Bebpo · « **Reply #50 on:** September 10, 2012, 05:44:21 PM »

So anyone try these yet?

Mupepe · « **Reply #51 on:** September 10, 2012, 05:53:29 PM »

Taco Bell is legitimately good.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #52 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:15:44 PM »

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cracker_jack

Bebpo · « **Reply #53 on:** September 10, 2012, 06:46:03 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on September 10, 2012, 05:53:29 PM

Taco Bell is legitimately good.

I would eat the shit out of double decker tacos if my stomach/digestive system could still handle it like it could when I was a teen.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #54 on:** September 14, 2012, 06:22:03 AM »

http://www.avclub.com/articles/candy-corn-oreos,84951/

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #55 on:** September 14, 2012, 07:06:39 AM »

I love the AV Club, but goddamn all their videos look like some sort of "Boys from Brazil" hipster cloning experiment.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #56 on:** September 14, 2012, 10:44:03 AM »

I got these on Monday, sorry to not report. They taste like cake frosting inside a vanilla Oreo. I guess you could say candy corn tastes like cake frosting, too - pure sugar with a bit of processed funk - but the candy corn "texture" is completely absent.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #57 on:** September 14, 2012, 10:45:05 AM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on September 14, 2012, 10:44:03 AM

I got these on Monday, sorry to not report. They taste like cake frosting inside a vanilla Oreo. I guess you could say candy corn tastes like cake frosting, too - pure sugar with a bit of processed funk - but the candy corn "texture" is completely absent.

Fail.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #58 on:** September 14, 2012, 11:08:56 AM »

real candy corn has honey and marshmallow in it, and is okay-tasting

you gotta figure that it was invented back in the 1880s, just a piece of something sugary and sweet was probably an extravagant treat for most folks

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #59 on:** September 14, 2012, 11:16:01 AM »

Candy corn: like polio for your mouth

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