Annoying quirks that make you want to punch family members in the neck

[Himu]

Your taste in martial arts films is really limited, then.

I bet you couldn't last through The 36th Chamber of Shaolin. It has only one fight that lasts two minutes. Because the film isn't as adrenaline fueled as Ong Bak 1 doesn't make it a lesser film, just a different kind of film.

[Great Rumbler]

If my only complaint was that Ong-Bak 2 had too much story and not enough fighting, you might have a point there. No, my complaint is that Ong-Bak 2 has too little action to MAKE UP FOR a dull, choppy story centered around Tony Jaa's limited acting abilities.

[Himu]

I find the film pretty balanced in action and drama, and it's not like Jaa is the only character. Plus, it's a revenge story, so Tony Jaa's acting is perfect for that type of story, since revenge stories tend to ROARRRRRRRRRRRR ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH which is Tony Jaa down pat. The key emotional scenes don't even STAR Tony Jaa, they star children who CAN act. So you argument makes even less sense. Now you would be right if you were talking about Ong Bak 3, a film that barely has any action, has really bad drama, focuses are on WEIRD spirituality. But Ong Bak 2? Almost every scene has a fight in some form, and Tony Jaa's stoic "i want revenge!" shtick works well considering the plot.

[TakingBackSunday]

My sister lived with me for a few weeks before she found an apartment of her own down here in Nashville.  It was fucking horrifying.

I think I'm a really easy person to live with: I usually do most the cleaning, I buy groceries with my roommate in mind, and I always respect their space.  It was two fold when my sister was here.

However.

Even though I buy food, even though I clean the dishes, she was the most anal retentive, dramatic bitch queen when it comes to her personal possessions...even if those possessions are both of ours.

"Did you eat any of my chips?"

"You mean our Doritos?  Yeah I had like 6 or 7 before work."

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.  YOU ARE THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT BROTHER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.  RESPECT MY SPACE YOU ASSHOLE."

"herp?"

The first thing she fucking did when she came home from work was COUNT ALL OF HER SHIT, EVEN CHIPS, AND MAKE SURE THEY WERE THE SAME AMOUNT AS WHEN SHE LEFT.

I'm glad she lives somewhere else now.  I'm the most complacent roommate ever – I let her have my cheese, chips, drinks, beer, shampoo, anything.  Bitch be cray sometimes.

[chronovore]

My wife's mom is telling my kids if I vote for Obama, I'm not allowed at their house anymore. Her sister said to them that if Obama is re-elected, they won't get any xmas presents since she will have to start paying for other peoples health care.
Fucking leave my kids out of your delusion! Even if they are joking, my kids think they are serious.

I haven't had a chance to speak with either of them yet, but they will get a piece of my mind.

Try this: "If you start talking to my kids about your political bullshit again, you won't get to see them anymore."

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm not saying kung fu movies are bad, I'm just saying I find it interesting that black people love them so much.

another thing: black people obsessing over Tyler Perry movies  :'(

[Stoney Mason]

It must be a geographical thing because I know very few blacks down South who are into Kung fu films.

[Brehvolution]

My wife's mom is telling my kids if I vote for Obama, I'm not allowed at their house anymore. Her sister said to them that if Obama is re-elected, they won't get any xmas presents since she will have to start paying for other peoples health care.
Fucking leave my kids out of your delusion! Even if they are joking, my kids think they are serious.

I haven't had a chance to speak with either of them yet, but they will get a piece of my mind.

Try this: "If you start talking to my kids about your political bullshit again, you won't get to see them anymore."

Yeah, I was definitely going to point out that 2 can play that game.

[Spurgeon]

My sister lived with me for a few weeks before she found an apartment of her own down here in Nashville.  It was fucking horrifying.

I think I'm a really easy person to live with: I usually do most the cleaning, I buy groceries with my roommate in mind, and I always respect their space.  It was two fold when my sister was here.

However.

Even though I buy food, even though I clean the dishes, she was the most anal retentive, dramatic bitch queen when it comes to her personal possessions...even if those possessions are both of ours.

"Did you eat any of my chips?"

"You mean our Doritos?  Yeah I had like 6 or 7 before work."

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.  YOU ARE THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT BROTHER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.  RESPECT MY SPACE YOU ASSHOLE."

"herp?"

The first thing she fucking did when she came home from work was COUNT ALL OF HER SHIT, EVEN CHIPS, AND MAKE SURE THEY WERE THE SAME AMOUNT AS WHEN SHE LEFT.

I'm glad she lives somewhere else now.  I'm the most complacent roommate ever – I let her have my cheese, chips, drinks, beer, shampoo, anything.  Bitch be cray sometimes.

Wait, you bought the chips... and she complained that you ate some of them? Jesus Christ.

The chip counting reminded me of this though: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/potato-chip/1182388

My sister is constantly fucking around with her smartphone. It really doesn't pay for her to come visit or meet her for lunch because she's always absorbed in that stuff. She also frequents a lot of dating sites, and this goes hand-in-hand. First she always talks about how GREAT the new guy she is chatting with is, and he isn't like the others. But the next week she's on to another guy.

My sister then complains about how the weirdos keep writing on her Facebook wall. I tell her how easy it is to delete someone, but she makes up bullshit that she can't delete people with the phone app. She really does love the attention. For example, she voiced particular discomfort over a guy I went to school with who came back all fucked up mentally from Iraq and his efforts to get with her. Of course I just checked her profile, and he's still a friend.

She's going to end up chopped up in somebody's Igloo Cooler one day.

Let's not discuss how the source of all her financial woes are all the people on welfare.

[chronovore]

Worse, you were letting here stay at your house, and she's griping about some chips which may or may not have been community property?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

My sister lived with me for a few weeks before she found an apartment of her own down here in Nashville.  It was fucking horrifying.

I think I'm a really easy person to live with: I usually do most the cleaning, I buy groceries with my roommate in mind, and I always respect their space.  It was two fold when my sister was here.

However.

Even though I buy food, even though I clean the dishes, she was the most anal retentive, dramatic bitch queen when it comes to her personal possessions...even if those possessions are both of ours.

"Did you eat any of my chips?"

"You mean our Doritos?  Yeah I had like 6 or 7 before work."

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.  YOU ARE THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT BROTHER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.  RESPECT MY SPACE YOU ASSHOLE."

"herp?"

The first thing she fucking did when she came home from work was COUNT ALL OF HER SHIT, EVEN CHIPS, AND MAKE SURE THEY WERE THE SAME AMOUNT AS WHEN SHE LEFT.

I'm glad she lives somewhere else now.  I'm the most complacent roommate ever – I let her have my cheese, chips, drinks, beer, shampoo, anything.  Bitch be cray sometimes.

Wait, you bought the chips... and she complained that you ate some of them? Jesus Christ.

The chip counting reminded me of this though: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/potato-chip/1182388

My sister is constantly fucking around with her smartphone. It really doesn't pay for her to come visit or meet her for lunch because she's always absorbed in that stuff. She also frequents a lot of dating sites, and this goes hand-in-hand. First she always talks about how GREAT the new guy she is chatting with is, and he isn't like the others. But the next week she's on to another guy.

My sister then complains about how the weirdos keep writing on her Facebook wall. I tell her how easy it is to delete someone, but she makes up bullshit that she can't delete people with the phone app. She really does love the attention. For example, she voiced particular discomfort over a guy I went to school with who came back all fucked up mentally from Iraq and his efforts to get with her. Of course I just checked her profile, and he's still a friend.

She's going to end up chopped up in somebody's Igloo Cooler one day.

Let's not discuss how the source of all her financial woes are all the people on welfare.

My sister is somewhat similar in the fact that she lives off of Facebook but thinks that we can't see what she posts.  So she'll bitch about how she can't pay her bills but we see her pictures of her going out to the bars the night before, talking about all the drinks she had.  Another instance she was instigating some shit with one of her on-again, off-again friends and then cried that she was being cyberbullied.

Then she has some distinguished mentally-challenged friend who is a huge fan of Glenn Beck so my sister just parrots that bullshit like its true and throws a fit if anyone calls her out on it.

[Mupepe]

My sister lived with me for a few weeks before she found an apartment of her own down here in Nashville.  It was fucking horrifying.

I think I'm a really easy person to live with: I usually do most the cleaning, I buy groceries with my roommate in mind, and I always respect their space.  It was two fold when my sister was here.

However.

Even though I buy food, even though I clean the dishes, she was the most anal retentive, dramatic bitch queen when it comes to her personal possessions...even if those possessions are both of ours.

"Did you eat any of my chips?"

"You mean our Doritos?  Yeah I had like 6 or 7 before work."

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.  YOU ARE THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT BROTHER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.  RESPECT MY SPACE YOU ASSHOLE."

"herp?"

The first thing she fucking did when she came home from work was COUNT ALL OF HER SHIT, EVEN CHIPS, AND MAKE SURE THEY WERE THE SAME AMOUNT AS WHEN SHE LEFT.

I'm glad she lives somewhere else now.  I'm the most complacent roommate ever – I let her have my cheese, chips, drinks, beer, shampoo, anything.  Bitch be cray sometimes.

Wait, you bought the chips... and she complained that you ate some of them? Jesus Christ.

The chip counting reminded me of this though: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/potato-chip/1182388

My sister is constantly fucking around with her smartphone. It really doesn't pay for her to come visit or meet her for lunch because she's always absorbed in that stuff. She also frequents a lot of dating sites, and this goes hand-in-hand. First she always talks about how GREAT the new guy she is chatting with is, and he isn't like the others. But the next week she's on to another guy.

My sister then complains about how the weirdos keep writing on her Facebook wall. I tell her how easy it is to delete someone, but she makes up bullshit that she can't delete people with the phone app. She really does love the attention. For example, she voiced particular discomfort over a guy I went to school with who came back all fucked up mentally from Iraq and his efforts to get with her. Of course I just checked her profile, and he's still a friend.

She's going to end up chopped up in somebody's Igloo Cooler one day.

Let's not discuss how the source of all her financial woes are all the people on welfare.

My sister is somewhat similar in the fact that she lives off of Facebook but thinks that we can't see what she posts.  So she'll bitch about how she can't pay her bills but we see her pictures of her going out to the bars the night before, talking about all the drinks she had.  Another instance she was instigating some shit with one of her on-again, off-again friends and then cried that she was being cyberbullied.

This is my sister.  Except she's also trying to sell her shit on Facebook constantly.  And she actually gets people to give her money so she can go places.  Most recently, Spain!  She has no job.  She has a Masters.  She hasn't worked in 4 years.  But she always gets the new iphone, ipad and travels fucking everywhere. 

[Spurgeon]

Yea, my sister actually has a good job for her education level. But she is just horrible with money. She will go out drinking, pay for her friends' dinner, rent/buy any DVD imaginable, and just run the roads all the time. Then proceed to proclaim that she wouldn't have money trouble if it weren't for all those fuckers on welfare.

I'm convinced that even if her salary was doubled, she would still be broke.

[Purple Filth]

too pale and skinny for me, and I doubt that would go over well with her family or my extended family

now if I can just find a Hispanic chick/family who loves black dudes...

Move to NYC

another thing: black people and kung fu movies. what's up with that

This is the one stereotype that's true for all black people no matter where they're from. Jamaicans LOVE kung fu movies. I misss watching them with my family growing up.

Yep.

One of the cable providers had a channel dedicated to it and people were PISSED when it was eventually discontinued.