Author Topic: What is the point of jizzing on agirls face after sex? (Read 3167 times)

Christopher · « **on:** January 08, 2007, 06:20:25 PM »

Why do they do this in porn? Do people actually DO this? I nut in the condom, tie it up, and throw it away.

I think that's the most nastiest thing ever, has anyone done this?

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:25:50 PM »

It turns some men on because its demeaning. Some girls like it.

Christopher · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:28:38 PM »

Oh ok I thought it was a sign of power...but ok I'll mix the two to form a good idea of why.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:29:33 PM »

In before PD

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:30:55 PM »

I don't know, but if the girl likes it and licks it and stuff, it makes me harder.

Speaking of porn, I'm watching this porn recently right? And the chick has a unibrow! The fuck is with that? That's never happened before!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:32:25 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 08, 2007, 06:30:55 PM

I don't know, but if the girl likes it and licks it and stuff, it makes me harder.

Speaking of porn, I'm watching this porn recently right? And the chick has a unibrow! The fuck is with that? That's never happened before!

Maybe she had some dried up cum in between her brows.

Bacon · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:47:27 PM »

If a girl loves me and my seed, I feel more loved.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:47:59 PM »

Its like when a bear takes a dump to hark his territory.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:50:23 PM »

I would never do that to a girl I like or a girlfriend though. I'd would want to kiss her. To a slut I met at the party that night? Why sure. Swallow my load!

My favorite parts of porn are the cum shots if done correctly. No idea why, but I just love to see the girl give it all she's got and gag. It turns me on soo much. One time at Mupepe's house I found a porn on his computer and this chick gagged and choked like crazy, it was AWESOME and it took me awhile to find that same porn on Morpheus (at the time lol...flashbacks!) but it was worth it!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:55:10 PM »

Better on the face than in the mouth, imo.

Bacon · « **Reply #10 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:56:58 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 08, 2007, 06:50:23 PM

I would never do that to a girl I like or a girlfriend though. I'd want to kiss her.

Like you've never tasted your own cum before.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** January 08, 2007, 06:59:17 PM »

wtf

bacon stop peeking into my room and telling evilbore my secrets!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:01:48 PM »

True story, one time I wasn't paying attention to the angle of my johnson when I came, and the first shot sprayed me right in the mouth.

11-23-04 NEVER FORGET :'( :'( :'(

Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:02:33 PM »

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bacon stop peeking into my room and telling evilbore my secrets!

It's the worse kept secret on EB, aside from demi being a hermaphrodite.

Vizzys · « **Reply #14 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:03:06 PM »

This thread has failed.

Christopher · « **Reply #15 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:16:05 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 08, 2007, 06:59:17 PM

wtf

bacon stop peeking into my room and telling evilbore my secrets!

lol I bet you have tasted your cum

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:24:14 PM »

Christopher what is your problem? There's nothing more awesome than a facial. I realize I'll probably never date a chick who will let me do that, but meh.

I'd let her spray me SO REPAY THE FAVOR

Christopher · « **Reply #17 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:26:37 PM »

I don't know Phoneix I just think it's nasty - but you like this I like that.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:27:30 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on January 08, 2007, 07:02:33 PM

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bacon stop peeking into my room and telling evilbore my secrets!

It's the worse kept secret on EB, aside from demi being a hermaphrodite.

WHAT THE FUCK

Vizzys · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:29:15 PM »

the secret is out

APF · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:32:35 PM »

Facials are an acceptance thing; in conjunction, since oral sex is inherently submissive (on the part of the receiver), there's a natural desire to reestablish some sense of power dominance.

I can't stand the trend in pornos of making a chick quack on your dick; it's fucking vicious and a big turnoff to me. WTF is with all this hostile porn nowadays?

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:33:15 PM »

It's fun to do because it's demeaning. It doesn't really turn me on in any way. I've only met two girls in my life that wanted me to do it though. Both were distinguished mentally-challenged and I did it. One of them was crazy and liked for me to skull fuck her.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #22 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:45:00 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 08, 2007, 07:33:15 PM

It's fun to do because it's demeaning. It doesn't really turn me on in any way. I've only met two girls in my life that wanted me to do it though. Both were distinguished mentally-challenged and I did it. One of them was crazy and liked for me to skull fuck her.

I dunno, sounds like a catch to me...

mikesphat · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:51:48 PM »

as has been stated its demeaning and lets the girl know whos boss... i usually ask and if they say no i just pull out whip the condom off and act like im gonna shoot on their belly... but i can shoot far enough to get them in the face from there... i love when they flinch and say something like "omg jesus christ you shoot far!" ahhh the joys of sex...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:52:26 PM »

I don't shoot far. :'(

mikesphat · « **Reply #25 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:53:38 PM »

lol ive shot like 5 feet before... i gotta be really excited tho

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:55:00 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 08, 2007, 07:52:26 PM

I don't shoot far. :'(

I know, its gotta be the air up here.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:55:15 PM »

I guess I'd would shoot farther if I were touched by a woman.

Or TVC

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:06:31 PM »

I'm an oozer

Christopher · « **Reply #29 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:11:40 PM »

I thought guys naturally just shoot, what is this oozing shit?

APF · « **Reply #30 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:19:53 PM »

Well this thread got gay fast.

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:25:28 PM »

Quote from: mikesphat on January 08, 2007, 07:51:48 PM

as has been stated its demeaning and lets the girl know whos boss... i usually ask and if they say no i just pull out whip the condom off and act like im gonna shoot on their belly... but i can shoot far enough to get them in the face from there... i love when they flinch and say something like "omg jesus christ you shoot far!" ahhh the joys of sex...

How old are they?

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:29:27 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on January 08, 2007, 08:11:40 PM

I thought guys naturally just shoot, what is this oozing shit?

Don't ask me. I wish I could shoot. Every once in a while I'll shoot. But most of the time, I ooze.

mikesphat · « **Reply #33 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:30:22 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 08, 2007, 08:25:28 PM

Quote from: mikesphat on January 08, 2007, 07:51:48 PM
as has been stated its demeaning and lets the girl know whos boss... i usually ask and if they say no i just pull out whip the condom off and act like im gonna shoot on their belly... but i can shoot far enough to get them in the face from there... i love when they flinch and say something like "omg jesus christ you shoot far!" ahhh the joys of sex...

How old are they?

17-19 you know how i roll baby...

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #34 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:42:57 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 08, 2007, 08:29:27 PM

Quote from: Christopher on January 08, 2007, 08:11:40 PM
I thought guys naturally just shoot, what is this oozing shit?
Don't ask me. I wish I could shoot. Every once in a while I'll shoot. But most of the time, I ooze.

Stop Masterbating more than twice a day!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:44:05 PM »

Quote from: mikesphat on January 08, 2007, 07:53:38 PM

lol ive shot like 5 feet before... i gotta be really excited tho

yeah either really excited or been a long time since last ejaculation. many a time i've shot myself in the face with that sort of gusto!

as far as the point of jizzing on a girls' face? i really, really don't know what it is. people keep mentioning degrading, and i guess it would be if you DIDN'T want your face to be spooted on, but if you DID... shit, if i was with a girl that was a squirter and she blasted me in the domepiece, i would be flattered.

and messy.

i'd rather shoot my load in a young ladies' mouth than on her face, personally. seems wasteful.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #36 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:49:39 PM »

I usually just ooze unless I've been building up for a couple of days, or if I'm REALLY, REALLY turned on. $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:13:25 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 08, 2007, 08:49:39 PM

I usually just ooze unless I've been building up for a couple of days, or if I'm REALLY, REALLY turned on. $:-\$

Not cool, don't post something like this ever again.

Vizzys · « **Reply #38 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:35:06 PM »

* Viz shudders

Lock thread plz

Christopher · « **Reply #39 on:** January 08, 2007, 09:40:06 PM »

Got ya Viz

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Author Topic: What is the point of jizzing on agirls face after sex? (Read 3167 times)