Author Topic: Sexy DVDuesday - 1/9/07 (Read 1409 times)

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **on:** January 08, 2007, 07:54:12 PM »

Crank, Illusionist, yadda yadda... there is only ONE movie I will be checking out/wanking to this week:

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2007, 07:55:17 PM »

Oh gawd.

Cheebs · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:10:42 PM »

This is why I need to remember to do these. Horrible job, fellow borat lover.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:47:40 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on January 08, 2007, 08:10:42 PM

This is why I need to remember to do these. Horrible job, fellow borat lover.

Dude, all I care about is the titties.

Vizzys · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:50:29 PM »

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2007, 08:53:41 PM »

Quote from: DVD Talk Review

If there is anything remotely rewarding in this picture, a tiny reason why you might want to consider taking a quick look at it, I suppose it is the notorious scene where Cruz and Hayek teach Mr. Cooke how to kiss. The bandidas have the detective tied up on a bed unsuspecting what is coming his way. At first he resists, determined to "withstand" the women's desire. Then he discovers that the "lesson" is actually well-worth participating.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2007, 10:43:11 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2007, 11:09:19 PM »

Fuckin pervs.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** January 09, 2007, 10:44:15 AM »

I MIGHT ACTUALLY BUY THAT! ITS NOT PORN! HAHA

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** January 09, 2007, 11:50:21 AM »

Yeah, this is definitely gonna go in my buy pile.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #10 on:** January 09, 2007, 08:00:34 PM »

So, Crank. Someone uploaded the DVD transfer to Daily Motion, and I'm watching it on peekvid right now.... wtf is this shit? I appreciate the genre-shattering conventions, but c'mon -- this MTV style camera work can't even be pulled off by Tony Scott, a cinema veteran. Two rookie filmmakers? Don't make me laugh.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2007, 10:54:20 AM »

Haha ALMOST bought Bandidas, ended up getting just Crank

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2007, 11:10:06 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2007, 10:54:20 AM

Haha ALMOST bought Bandidas, ended up getting just Crank

Damn you suck.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2007, 11:51:45 AM »

What about the camera work didnt you like in Crank btw. Transporter 2 had a lot of 'MTV Style' camera stuff and I thought it was pulled off pretty well. Even the cheesy 'follow the soundwaves' shot.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2007, 01:15:17 PM »

Crank is like Tony Scott's style OD'ing on techno and ecstacy. Even watching it on a small computer screen made me queasy.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2007, 01:29:12 PM »

Haha should be interesting.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2007, 01:33:12 PM »

Though I will say I enjoyed Statham, he just hasn't done alot of work I've enjoyed lately. $:-\$

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2007, 01:44:05 PM »

I liked transporter 1 and 2

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:22:27 PM »

Wait, I'm just getting to the part where he fucks her in Chinatown... seems the payoff was well worth it.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:27:39 PM »

Crank was awesome, I almost fapped in the theater during the Chinatown scene...lol jk...ok I pulled it out a lil

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:31:52 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 10, 2007, 04:27:39 PM

Crank was awesome, I almost fapped in the theater during the Chinatown scene...lol jk...ok I pulled it out a lil

Don't worry, I did the same during Sin City.

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All seven times.

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:35:27 PM »

Ok, now she's sucking him off while he's popping off shots through the rear window of a getaway car.

I've gotta buy this DVD.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:36:10 PM »

I was gonna watch this with some friends tonight but now it sounds like its going to be really uncomfortable haha

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:38:26 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2007, 04:36:10 PM

I was gonna watch this with some friends tonight but now it sounds like its going to be really uncomfortable haha

Wait..... you have friends?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:39:07 PM »

AND, I dont work at Staples!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #25 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:39:34 PM »

UNPOSSIBLE

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Author Topic: Sexy DVDuesday - 1/9/07 (Read 1409 times)