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Huff

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Fuck Food Delivery
« on: September 15, 2012, 10:35:28 PM »
Don't get me wrong, I love people dropping really terrible food for me when I'm too drunk to walk

but

what about when I want some to smoke or have a chaw?

this idea, a tobacco delivery service has some merit, eh?
dur

Trent Dole

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Re: Fuck Food Delivery
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2012, 12:58:37 AM »
I think the whole age verification rules/laws for that shit make a delivery service a challenge to set up.
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Momo

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Re: Fuck Food Delivery
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2012, 02:23:32 AM »
I can get tobacco delivered to my place

https://www.mrdelivery.com/

Cerveza mas fina

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Re: Fuck Food Delivery
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2012, 03:51:19 AM »
In Holland when you order food you can just add beer n smokes to the order.

Im pretty sure ive also ordered just beer from the local chipper.

AdmiralViscen

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Re: Fuck Food Delivery
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2012, 08:16:19 AM »
Thought this would be aout mussels and strawberries being delivers

Huff

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Fuck Food Delivery
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2012, 10:47:58 AM »
I need to not use my phone when drunk
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Robo

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Re: Fuck Food Delivery
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2012, 10:56:11 AM »
Fuck food is my favorite cuisine.
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Barry Egan

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Re: Fuck Food Delivery
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2012, 11:04:29 AM »
yea, I didn't realize the Natural Harvest people had started a delivery service.  Life just got more interesting.

lennedsay

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Re: Fuck Food Delivery
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2012, 11:45:36 AM »
You just need to make better friends with your delivery driver.
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chronovore

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Re: Fuck Food Delivery
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2012, 05:11:30 PM »
Fuck food is my favorite cuisine.

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brawndolicious

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Re: Fuck Food Delivery
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2012, 12:17:17 AM »
In Holland when you order food you can just add beer n smokes to the order.

Im pretty sure ive also ordered just beer from the local chipper.

Why not just make it a personal chef/prostitute for the night? Although she probably can't fry anything if she's cooking naked.