Talk about all dressed up with nowhere to go. My memory treated Metroid Prime MUCH kinder than it deserved to be treated. I just popped in both games to check em out, probably the first time I've played an MP game since the year the original one came out.
Let me try to be kind first. Presentation is top notch. Everything is kinda low poly, but Retro works with it, and the games look very nice. The textures are largely pretty good for a GC/PS2-era game. The environments are moody. The ambient noise is perfect and the soundtrack is no slouch, either. The graphical effects are particularly nice.
Jumping is also handled pretty well. I remember when we were all pissy because we thought jumping Metroid-style would be impossible in an FPS. Good job at proving us wrong, Retro.
The bad: Jesus Fuck the controls are so poorly conceived. No dual analog really takes a giant dump on what could've been great. Yes, I know the game is not built around dual analog controls as far as things like enemy placement goes, but you are fooling nobody if you state that these games would've been far, far better if the controls were dual analog. It takes me out of the game so much. Why bother with this sort of control scheme at all? Everyone is used to dual analog FPSes at this point, so why did Retro and Nintendo think it would be okay to pointlessly fly in the face of a convention that there was nothing wrong with? Because they are cunts, that's why.
Also, the scanning is out of control. It is worse in MP, but it's still bad in MP2. I hate having to go into scanner mode every 5 seconds because I am afraid I will miss something important. Visor switching was a poor idea. It lead to lame, annoying puzzles. The weapon switching is similarly out of control. It's like they said "Hay, you know how we made all those awesome puzzles with ivisor switching? I bet if we put our minds to it we can apply a similar annoyingly awesome mechanic to weapon changing." And they did. And it sucks.
These games are perfect examples of shit that would be getting 5s and 6s if Nintendo's name wasn't stamped on the box. These are not good games. If you think they are you are probably either too attached to this franchise or to Nintendo on the whole. And think: I didn't even get to Metroid Prime's lame ass, backtracking late game fetch quest.
I hold out hope for Metroid Prime 3 because I believe wiimote controls can rescue this series. Unfortunately, it sounds like they're already making non-intuitive decisions concerning button placement. At least they'll hopefully have to take out either visor switching or weapon switching since the wiimote offers fewer usable buttons than the GC controller.
Anyway, fuck you and your shitty games, Retro.