Hey Andrex, I went to London and wiped my butt with your face

[Howard Alan Treesong]

You were very soft.

[Joe Molotov]

Is that Andrex depicted on the packaging? He's cute. ^_^ It also explains why he's so mature for only being 12, since it's dog years.

[Eel O'Brian]

tuggable

[MCD]

Did you shit Jellybeans?

[demi]

i told you that nicca soft.

[demi]

why are you wiping your ass anyway. dont they have superior bidets there? nothing more refreshing than a squirt of aqua up your ass.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

[Tasty]

I try my best.

[king of the internet]

I want to wipe my ass with that puppy. He looks so soft.

[Big Barry Jazz]

why are you wiping your ass anyway. dont they have superior bidets there? nothing more refreshing than a squirt of aqua up your ass.

That's more of a continental europe thing. We're filthy savages who haven't learned the more civilised forms of sanitation.

[Shaka Khan]

tuggable

[Tasty]

tuggable

[Himu]

"tuggable" is an amazing copy. whoever the copywriter for that company is a genius.

[Madrun Badrun]

[benjipwns]

Some people get all the luck.

[Van Cruncheon]

someone change andrex's tag to:

huggable
tuggable

[Tasty]

 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

changing Andrex's tag was my goal all along. my work here is done.

[chronovore]

changing Andrex's tag was my goal all along. my work here is done.

[Tasty]

It's a good thing SMF blows and doesn't parse unicode space characters, otherwise it would've been difficult to get it onto two lines.

[chronovore]

why are you wiping your ass anyway. dont they have superior bidets there? nothing more refreshing than a squirt of aqua up your ass.

That's more of a continental europe thing. We're filthy savages who haven't learned the more civilised forms of sanitation.

Arab lands be about dat aqua + TP combination boyos. Its like douching your anus, and its awesome.

Yeah, Japan is about the "washlet" as well. As many nice things as the Japan has, I have missed washlets as much as their superior train systems.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I've been wetting the toilet paper for years.  It's awesome.

[The Sceneman]

I want Andrex asswipe  :'(

We only have Purex here:



with an uglier dog to boot.

What is with dogs and TP? Is it because dogs shit so much?

[Joe Molotov]

I want Andrex asswipe  :'(

We only have Purex here:

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with an uglier dog to boot.

What is with dogs and TP? Is it because dogs shit so much?

mega-long

[Takao]

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hey wait a minute ...



north american version of andrex

[Yeti]

WHAT IS THIS SCANDALOUSNESS?!?!