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Eel O'Brian

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Good news everyone, they shaved six months off the lifespan of iPads
« Last Edit: October 23, 2012, 01:56:02 PM by Dr. Feelbad »
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2012, 01:17:10 PM »
I'm hoping for $250 but I'm expecting $350.
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2012, 01:22:37 PM »
If it's actually reasonably priced I might consider upgrading from the nexus.  I really like the smaller tablet form factor.

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2012, 01:42:36 PM »
all right, ichabod, we get it, ipad sells a lot
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2012, 01:48:25 PM »
they sure do love to drag this shit out
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2012, 01:49:14 PM »
ipad 4

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2012, 01:50:27 PM »
you guys got trolled hard

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2012, 01:50:35 PM »
I'm pretty content with my Ipad 2. I'm going to spend my monies on that Samsung/Google thingie instead.


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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2012, 01:50:53 PM »
"Hey everybody who bought an iPad 3 six months ago, got a magical message for you: GO FUCK YOURSELVES"

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2012, 01:51:07 PM »
has it even been a year since the ipad 3 came out?

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2012, 01:51:40 PM »
man, apple can eat a dick

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cool breeze

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2012, 01:52:18 PM »




ipad mini

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2012, 01:52:51 PM »
WHAT A TWIST

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2012, 01:53:39 PM »


iPhone 6

suck it, samsung

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2012, 01:55:15 PM »
look at how beautiful and thin it is

amazing

IT'S A FUCKING iPAD 2
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cool breeze

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2012, 01:55:28 PM »
1024x768 and 7.9 inch screen

ok, maybe $300 is realistic

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2012, 01:56:01 PM »
why so butthurt feelbad
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2012, 01:56:29 PM »
I don't even need to shill for MS here

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2012, 01:57:06 PM »
because devs will start targeting the new hardware, which in turn will make this goddamned thing i paid $600 for obsolete even sooner
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2012, 01:58:00 PM »
dude your ipad 3 is more than worthwhile for a few years.  my dad still games on his first gen ipad

is this your first apple product or something
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2012, 01:59:29 PM »
not to sound like andrex, but the nexus 7 isn't that heavy, dude

i mean, you'd have to be pretty weak-wristed to get tired holding it
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2012, 02:01:12 PM »
"fuck bezels!"



"...I mean on sub-8 inch tablets!"

 

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2012, 02:01:44 PM »
new new ipad next year will cut the bezels I garner
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2012, 02:02:11 PM »
so mini yet bigger than our competitor

not to sound like an andrex but come on now

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2012, 02:03:11 PM »
dude your ipad 3 is more than worthwhile for a few years.  my dad still games on his first gen ipad

is this your first apple product or something

nah, ipad 2 still has better performance in certain areas

and you say that, but ipad 2 already didn't get certain features of iOS 6

i know tech moves fast, but i expect a solid year out of my electronics

in conclusion, fuck apple
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2012, 02:03:23 PM »
really dude

mini...in regards to their line of products.  you don't need to be so obtuse about this
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2012, 02:04:19 PM »
u mad, banana grabber?

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2012, 02:05:34 PM »
You don't garner, you reckon.  But mostly, you suck.
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2012, 02:06:05 PM »
as someone who upgraded from iPad 2 to iPad 3: FUCK YOU APPLE
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #30 on: October 23, 2012, 02:06:40 PM »
no I ain't mad, I love my nexus 7.  but as an apple developer I think this thing is gonna be huge.  new market with an existing environment of nearly 300,000 apps?  shit's gonna be eaten up
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2012, 02:06:49 PM »
Another iPad?  Seven months later?   :lol

Masterful trolling, Apple.

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2012, 02:07:22 PM »
$329

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2012, 02:08:11 PM »
November 2




phew! I don't regret getting the nexus 7 now.  I'll wait for a retina version next year three months from now.

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2012, 02:09:15 PM »
kindle fr hd is cheaper and the same

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2012, 02:10:01 PM »
boo, was hoping it would be 299.
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2012, 02:10:15 PM »
yeah, but unless you root and rom it the amazon app store is dreadful
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2012, 02:10:50 PM »
Android tablets live another day.

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2012, 02:12:15 PM »


EDIT: Already posted, I see.

Yeah, if I were to buy a small tablet, I'd go with Google, thanks for making it easy Apple.
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2012, 02:12:45 PM »
i bet craigslist is getting hammered right now
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2012, 02:12:55 PM »
The one thing you can say about the Ipad products, they really hold their value well.  So, if you feel like you got stiffed, you can probably get most of your money back via Ebay.


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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2012, 02:14:02 PM »
unless some jackass has buyer's remorse and makes shit up to get the paypal payment blocked
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2012, 02:15:59 PM »
iPad 3 has been written out of history.  Well, I guess that's why it was never officially called the "iPad 3"

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2012, 02:16:25 PM »
iPad 3 off the market wha??

:lol.
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2012, 02:17:26 PM »
wellp it's a good thing I didn't hold out for this guy like I was planning to, $329 is just ridiculous. $250 or $279 would have been a great price.

I might get the iPad... 4 (?)
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2012, 02:18:36 PM »
apple products are a rich man's disposable toy

hopefully google starts getting their android shit together faster, because it looks like android is the neighborhood i'm gonna have to live in from now on

i can smell the rice a roni and hamburger helper coming out of the windows already  :-\

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2012, 02:20:16 PM »
or i can rent a room at the microsoft hotel, at least they have office
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2012, 02:25:05 PM »
you'll see it in about six months, when games and apps made for that A6 run like shit on your year-old iPad
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2012, 02:27:50 PM »
apple products are a rich man's disposable toy

hopefully google starts getting their android shit together faster, because it looks like android is the neighborhood i'm gonna have to live in from now on

i can smell the rice a roni and hamburger helper coming out of the windows already  :-\

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2012, 02:27:52 PM »
iMad
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #50 on: October 23, 2012, 02:29:55 PM »
« Last Edit: October 23, 2012, 02:31:44 PM by Mamacint »
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #51 on: October 23, 2012, 02:30:45 PM »
You weren't kidding about the ipad mini being a shrunken ipad 2.  Same specs, resolution, and all.

I'm glad I didn't wait for it.

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #52 on: October 23, 2012, 02:31:23 PM »
I guess the high end ipad games will just run at quarter res on the iPad 3 vs the 4.

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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #53 on: October 23, 2012, 02:33:10 PM »
i mean, i am gonna keep it for a while, i pretty much have no choice because i have no money and am reeeeeeeeeally gunshy about selling shit on ebay thanks to aforementioned paypal jackass, but i am certainly not happy about being sold an expensive stop-gap product while they finished working on this
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #54 on: October 23, 2012, 02:34:39 PM »
stock

"buy on the rumor, sell on the news."


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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #55 on: October 23, 2012, 02:36:34 PM »
i mean, i am gonna keep it for a while, i pretty much have no choice because i have no money and am reeeeeeeeeally gunshy about selling shit on ebay thanks to aforementioned paypal jackass, but i am certainly not happy about being sold an expensive stop-gap product while they finished working on this

please make a reactionary cruncheons episode tonight
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #56 on: October 23, 2012, 02:40:35 PM »
oh don't think i'm not gonna shit all over this next time we record a show
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #57 on: October 23, 2012, 02:55:21 PM »
Watch them release the "real" iPad 4 next Spring, too.

you'll see it in about six months, when games and apps made for that A6 run like shit on your year-old iPad

Three months.
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #58 on: October 23, 2012, 02:55:57 PM »
look how quickly they're sweeping the numberless, six-month old iPad under the rug:

http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/specialdeals/ipad/ipad3/wi_fi
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Re: Honey, I Shrunk The iPad 2 (and told everyone with an iPad 3 to eat shit!)
« Reply #59 on: October 23, 2012, 03:41:10 PM »
oh don't think i'm not gonna shit all over this next time we record a show

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