http://www.amazon.com/Undercarriage-v-1-ebook/dp/B009VPREN6/
This is the one day all year I've felt pretty good about myself, so yeah, I'm gonna shill my dumb fucking book because I worked hard on it and I think some people might like it. I'm not stupid enough to think everyone will, and I'm not the biggest fan of myself so I can't say how much
anyone will, but there it is anyway.
It's a collection of three stories. There will be further volumes, next one probably early December. Some will have more stories in them than this first one. It's about 110 pages long, going by how I averaged word-per-page counts. If you don't have a Kindle or Kindle app it's also gonna be on Nook soon, and wherever else I can put it, but it takes longer for that stuff to be approved for sale. It also won't show up on foreign Amazon sites for another day or so.
If you're already saying to yourself "That's pretty short for 3 bucks..." or are one of those people who thinks once you've bought a Kindle all the books should come free, keep your money. Even though I know you've spent 3 bucks on much worse things, probably since this morning, you obviously need that money more than I do - and I need it quite badly. Besides, if ten pages in you think a book is shitty, why would you want more of it? "It sucked, but there sure were a LOT of words!" Three bucks, three stories, many hours of my life, I thinks that's fair. If $3 stretches your budget too far I'm putting up one of the stories separately for a dollar. Just waiting on my friend to finish the cover so I can upload it. If you think a dollar is too much, give me your address so I can send you a can of soup or something.
That's my pen name. Just figured it would be easier to search for, as just about everyone I know in person misspells my real last name (even family members). I'm not so high on myself I need my real name plastered all over everything.
Yeah, there are a couple of typos and one mistake in the last story, noticed them after it had already hit the store this morning. I was so tired last night I copied and pasted the previous version of the story into the epub program I was working with. It'll be fixed, but it takes twelve hours for any changes to propogate, so until then feel free to think I'm just a dumbass. Nothing that changes it, just cleanup fixes. I may leave the mistake, just for the "huh?" factor. Everything else is all me, run-on sentences and what have you. I know the rules, I break them all the time for effect.
Anyway, if you buy it I hope you enjoy it and don't feel ripped off. If you steal it from somewhere because you're broke, I totally understand, but you lose all rights to hate it then.
Now go ahead, post your TL;DR LOL gifs and take your shots, I can feel the eagerness in your little black hearts.
