Weekend without your partner, what to do?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Beer? Check. Cable tv? Check. Pack of cigs? Check. A new awesome fantasy book? Check? Unfinished games? Check. People inviting for drinks? Check.

Still just sitting at home with a beer and on the bore and watchin LA Street Racers on National Geographic. 

Any suggestions?

[MrAngryFace]

Weekend without a partner, what to do?

Listen to sad bastard music?
Live it up doing what you want?
Eat your weight in chicken nuggets and then pass out?

[Steve Contra]

Dr. Who and videogames.  I do enough social stuff when my wife is around, when she's not I go fully hermit.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Ate some pizza, tomorrow going for pork roast and at night to dinner with peeps from work.

Already had 4 Heineken now. Going to IPA's now.

[Steve Contra]

 

[Cerveza mas fina]

 

Are you Fresh Prince?

[tiesto]

Come over to my house and help me clean

[Joe Molotov]

Whack it.

[fistfulofmetal]

must suck being a person who cant exist without their other

[Reb]

Wank to the wierdest shit you enjoy.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Yeah I have a track record of being miserable alone

Oh wait

Wank to the wierdest shit you enjoy.

Suggestions?

[Reb]

I dunno man, the shit I watch is pretty vanilla nowadays.

[Brehvolution]

XCOM

[Cerveza mas fina]

I dunno man, the shit I watch is pretty vanilla nowadays.

Yeah thing is, now the gf is gone I cant think of anything crazy.

XCOM

Was thinking of that crazy Miami game maybe...

[Phoenix Dark]

do...what you want to do? Crazy, I know

single-bore represent

[Cerveza mas fina]

Damn, maybe I already do what I want to do every day, and I thought tonight would be different

This is weird

[Reb]

At least take a dump without flushing it.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I left dishes in the kitchen

Living it up

[Joe Molotov]

I dunno man, the shit I watch is pretty vanilla nowadays.

Yeah thing is, now the gf is gone I cant think of anything crazy.

I hear there's some videos where the guy puts his thing in the girl's hoohah.

[Mr. Gundam]

Last time my wife was out of town and took kiddo with her, I went to a bunch of breweries with some buddies, came back to my house and drank some more beer, and then played Rock Band until 2am.

Then got up at 6am to go to work.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Pics or it didnt happen

Last time my wife was out of town and took kiddo with her, I went to a bunch of breweries with some buddies, came back to my house and drank some more beer, and then played Rock Band until 2am.

Then got up at 6am to go to work.

Sounds good except the waking up part

 Wish my buds were here but they are all at least 4 hours by public transport or 2 hours by plane. Except peeps I just know, but Im going with them tomorrow night.

[Mr. Gundam]

Pics or it didnt happen

Last time my wife was out of town and took kiddo with her, I went to a bunch of breweries with some buddies, came back to my house and drank some more beer, and then played Rock Band until 2am.

Then got up at 6am to go to work.

Sounds good except the waking up part

It was a Thursday night, we had to help a buddy move some stuff on Friday, so beer and Rock Band wasn't a possibility on the weekend.

[Human Snorenado]

Whack it.

this

[Positive Touch]

time away from wifey with no other plans to fall back on makes me feel crazy. at first its like "FUCK YES VIDEOGAMES AND PIZZA AND SHITTY MOVIES WITH NO COMPLAINING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!" but then after a few hours with no other sounds in the house besides your own and no human conversations, it starts to feel like youre losing grip on reality. priorities disappear and you feel aimless. eventually you get nothing done and end up sitting on the couch wondering how you wasted all this fucking free time.

[Mr. Gundam]

time away from wifey with no other plans to fall back on makes me feel crazy. at first its like "FUCK YES VIDEOGAMES AND PIZZA AND SHITTY MOVIES WITH NO COMPLAINING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!" but then after a few hours with no other sounds in the house besides your own and no human conversations, it starts to feel like youre losing grip on reality. priorities disappear and you feel aimless. eventually you get nothing done and end up sitting on the couch wondering how you wasted all this fucking free time.

I've done that before. Wife had to go to Boston for work, but everyone else already had plans, so I got takeout teriyaki and did a whole lot of nothing.

[Great Rumbler]

If only there was some website you could go to and watch millions of hours of entertaining videos...

[ToxicAdam]

I find it's always good to do at least one thing constructive during a weekend like this. That way when they come back with those judging eyes you can say "look! look!" and then you have sex.

[Cerveza mas fina]

time away from wifey with no other plans to fall back on makes me feel crazy. at first its like "FUCK YES VIDEOGAMES AND PIZZA AND SHITTY MOVIES WITH NO COMPLAINING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!" but then after a few hours with no other sounds in the house besides your own and no human conversations, it starts to feel like youre losing grip on reality. priorities disappear and you feel aimless. eventually you get nothing done and end up sitting on the couch wondering how you wasted all this fucking free time.

I've done that before. Wife had to go to Boston for work, but everyone else already had plans, so I got takeout teriyaki and did a whole lot of nothing.

I swear this is what happens every time. It seems I even feel better playing vidya when she is there for an hour or so then being able to play all night now.

Whats happening

[demi]

JACK OFF : D

[Eel O'Brian]

try and limber up enough to, you know

[G The Resurrected]

I cry myself to sleep with tear of semen

[Cerveza mas fina]

Ok 6 beers later apperently Im going out to town 

OH BOY

[Yoritomo]

Rub one out on to porn on the home theater.

Cook fish.

Make a steak.

Those 3 are unrelated, my wife just hates the smell of frying fish and I set off the smoke detector when I cook steak.

I'll also do yardwork and make sure dishes and shit are done just to prove I did something. Unless she didn't take the kids.

If she leaves and I have the kids for a little bit. Ice cream, Barbecue, Sleeping on the living room floor in a tent, videogames, and horrible pony tails is how I manage the kids. Consequently my kids love it when mom leaves town, because I drop all responsibility and we get down to doing fun shit.

[Reb]

Like my pictures on facebook.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Like my pictures on facebook.

My friday night  :'(

[Rusty Shackleford]

[Positive Touch]

jacking off only takes like 30 min, 1 hr tops

NOT ENOUGH TO FILL A WEEKEND

I find it's always good to do at least one thing constructive during a weekend like this. That way when they come back with those judging eyes you can say "look! look!" and then you have sex.

this is the most important thing. even if you do nothing and are bored off your ass most of the weekend, make sure you complete SOMETHING so that when she comes back she 1)wont think youre a loser who wasted his weekend, and 2) will be all OMG IVE BEEN WANTING THAT TAKEN CARE OF FOR SO LONG THANK YOU

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followed by a beej of course

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[DCharlieJP]

I've had two weeks without the wife - i have at least another 2 months without her around.

As a result, i'm living the life of a single parent - this morning , my son decided he'd get up at 5:40 in a fit of excitement, i'm checking some work stuff whilst he forces me to play Tic-Tac-Toe : where he goes first and always wins.

After that, breakfast, then take him out somewhere, lunch out somewhere, then go visit wife, then home and playing around the house, dinner, bed at 8pm.

(nt)

Anyone one to take any bets as to whether Premium parks his trouser pet in some dripping gash by Saturday noon?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Back home bitches, all safe. 

[Cerveza mas fina]

 

[Cormacaroni]

I've had two weeks without the wife - i have at least another 2 months without her around.

As a result, i'm living the life of a single parent - this morning , my son decided he'd get up at 5:40 in a fit of excitement, i'm checking some work stuff whilst he forces me to play Tic-Tac-Toe : where he goes first and always wins.

After that, breakfast, then take him out somewhere, lunch out somewhere, then go visit wife, then home and playing around the house, dinner, bed at 8pm.

(nt)

Anyone one to take any bets as to whether Premium parks his trouser pet in some dripping gash by Saturday noon?

My name is DCharlie...and that's why I drink

[The Sceneman]

Beer? Check. Cable tv? Check. Pack of cigs? Check. A new awesome fantasy book? Check? Unfinished games? Check. People inviting for drinks? Check.

Still just sitting at home with a beer and on the bore and watchin LA Street Racers on National Geographic. 

Any suggestions?

hide in local bushes, and play with your dick

[DCharlieJP]

My name is DCharlie...and that's why I drink

Stanhope aside i just wonder how worse it would be if i just went and hammered the snake juice.

[Diunx]

Gin + horror movies.