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TVC15

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Who is the ugliest hogass bitch that you'd eat corn flakes out of the vagina of?
« on: January 09, 2007, 02:24:22 AM »


Man, I don't know why, but I love this woman and I would fuck her rotten.  And then she could fuck me with her undoubtedly baseball-sized clitoris.  I'm all up for it.  Way up and hard. 

Who is your she-bitch ugly whore dream fuck?
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Re: Who is the ugliest hogass bitch that you'd eat corn flakes out of the vagina
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2007, 02:39:34 AM »


She's not ugly, but she is 65.
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TVC15

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Re: Who is the ugliest hogass bitch that you'd eat corn flakes out of the vagina of?
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2007, 02:45:21 AM »
65?  That's kinda gross.  It would be like grinding frickin papier mache.
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Re: Who is the ugliest hogass bitch that you'd eat corn flakes out of the vagina
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2007, 03:01:09 AM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 02:45:21 AM
65?  That's kinda gross.  It would be like grinding frickin papier mache.

Not with enough lube.  Lube makes anything possible!

Me?  I'd like to saddle up former Congressbitch Katherine Harris.

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Re: Who is the ugliest hogass bitch that you'd eat corn flakes out of the vagina of?
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2007, 03:07:44 AM »
A hatefuck if I ever saw one.
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Re: Who is the ugliest hogass bitch that you'd eat corn flakes out of the vagina
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2007, 03:09:58 AM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 09, 2007, 03:07:44 AM
A hatefuck if I ever saw one.

Indeed.  I'd say Ann Coulter as well, but I imagine that her penis would distract me as I was plugging away.
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Re: Who is the ugliest hogass bitch that you'd eat corn flakes out of the vagina of?
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2007, 04:06:11 AM »
Susan Sarandon

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Re: Who is the ugliest hogass bitch that you'd eat corn flakes out of the vagina
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2007, 10:05:29 AM »
Quote from: BlackMage on January 09, 2007, 04:06:11 AM
Susan Sarandon



She's pretty hot for an older lady imo.

Me...


OMG JENNY FROM THE BLOCK
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Re: Who is the ugliest hogass bitch that you'd eat corn flakes out of the vagina of?
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2007, 04:39:44 PM »
Quote from: BlackMage on January 09, 2007, 04:06:11 AM
Susan Sarandon





I would totally work that too
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