Author Topic: Castlevania Mirror of shit new trailer (Read 1880 times)

SantaC · « **on:** October 31, 2012, 02:47:46 PM »

extreme platforming

dat framerate

iconoclast · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:07:27 PM »

>20 hours

I see they're still going for quantity over quality.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:08:29 PM »

Castlevania : Load of Shat-oh - Sphincter of Hate

- Intestinal whip-whip combat
- extreme shatforming
- explore Dracula's ass
- epic 20 foot cablelayer

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:17:37 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on October 31, 2012, 03:08:29 PM

Castlevania : Load of Shat-oh - Sphincter of Hate

- explore Dracula's ass

Preorders just increased by 5,000%.

Tasty · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:42:03 PM »

Looks OK.

SantaC · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2012, 03:49:11 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on October 31, 2012, 03:22:56 PM

Quote from: SantaC on October 31, 2012, 02:47:46 PM
dat framerate

Good on Konami for their accurate representation of the console experience with this handheld title.

And 20 hours? Christ. When will they learn that it being long doesn't make it good?

Well I spent more then 20 hours on all the metroidvanias...so it isnt that long.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:07:36 PM »

not in one run you didnt

SantaC · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:10:47 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on October 31, 2012, 04:07:36 PM

not in one run you didnt

finding all the secrets, items and weapons I sure did.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:15:58 PM »

then you clearly suck

SantaC · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2012, 05:03:46 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on October 31, 2012, 04:15:58 PM

then you clearly suck

nope, 100%ing the metroidvanias takes time.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2012, 05:23:16 PM »

Positive Touch shut the fuck up.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2012, 05:43:54 PM »

already started your estrogen therapy, i see

Rusty Shackleford · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:30:13 PM »

Quote from: SantaC on October 31, 2012, 04:10:47 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on October 31, 2012, 04:07:36 PM
not in one run you didnt

finding all the secrets, items and weapons I sure did.

Agreed. Circle of the Moon? fugedaboudit. I think I could find Jimmy Hoffa faster than it takes to 100% all those stingy drops.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:21:39 PM »

Explore Dracula's Asshole would've rhymed better, but lulz have been had anyway. Fuck this game.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:29:33 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on October 31, 2012, 04:15:58 PM

then you clearly suck

I'm gonna play devil's advocate here and say Santa C is right. You can get 200.6% in SotN in under 20 hours (as well as get a Crissaegrim etc.)

But grinding out all the souls in DoS, all the sub-quests/items/skills in PoR and all the Glyphs in OoE will take a long time.

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:42:31 PM »

Yup. Shut the fuck up Positive Touch.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #16 on:** November 01, 2012, 12:31:57 AM »

Quote

Explore Dracula's Asshole would've rhymed better, but lulz have been had anyway. Fuck this game.

Mucky word play >>>>> this game

brob · « **Reply #17 on:** November 01, 2012, 12:52:05 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on October 31, 2012, 10:29:33 PM

Quote from: Positive Touch on October 31, 2012, 04:15:58 PM
then you clearly suck

I'm gonna play devil's advocate here and say Santa C is right. You can get 200.6% in SotN in under 20 hours (as well as get a Crissaegrim etc.)

But grinding out all the souls in DoS, all the sub-quests/items/skills in PoR and all the Glyphs in OoE will take a long time.

"And 20 hours? Christ. When will they learn that it being long doesn't make it good?" - Green Man

iconoclast · « **Reply #18 on:** November 01, 2012, 07:28:36 AM »

I always thought this was supposed to be an action game though, not a Metroidvania. 20 hours would be absurd, since 1 hour tends to be the cutoff point for any half-decent action game...

Positive Touch · « **Reply #19 on:** November 01, 2012, 07:42:54 AM »

himu mad

SantaC · « **Reply #20 on:** November 01, 2012, 02:37:18 PM »

Quote from: iconoclast on November 01, 2012, 07:28:36 AM

I always thought this was supposed to be an action game though, not a Metroidvania. 20 hours would be absurd, since 1 hour tends to be the cutoff point for any half-decent action game...

I think it's an action game with rpg elements...probably going to pad those extra hours with crappy cutscenes.

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Author Topic: Castlevania Mirror of shit new trailer (Read 1880 times)