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Oblivion

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Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« on: November 01, 2012, 12:25:47 AM »
Had no one to celebrate it with yet again. On the plus side, my mom remembered this time, then immediately went to sleep.

 :'( :'( :'(
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2012, 12:34:06 AM »
Happy birthday dude.  Also I have lonely ones every year and they suck.  *Bro hug
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G The Resurrected

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2012, 12:37:35 AM »
Everyone forgot you?

I'm sorry bro, lets fix that!

Happy Birthday!!!
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Great Rumbler

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2012, 12:52:52 AM »
Get drunk, then play some vidyas.

Or the other way around.
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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2012, 12:53:03 AM »
Happy birthday!
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Himu

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2012, 02:08:15 AM »
*hugs*

happy birthday!!
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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2012, 02:16:49 AM »
At least you have a birthday.
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Rusty Shackleford

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2012, 02:20:08 AM »
Happy birthday!
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Rusty Shackleford

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2012, 02:21:34 AM »
Quote from: MCD on November 01, 2012, 02:16:49 AM
At least you have a birthday.

You're awfully erudite for a forum bot!
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MCD

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2012, 02:24:37 AM »
I am self aware.
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Rusty Shackleford

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2012, 02:30:17 AM »
Johnny 5 is alive!

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sorry about the derail Oblivion
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2012, 09:07:07 AM »
Congrats on getting squirted outta yer mom's vagina 28 years ago!
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2012, 09:48:04 AM »
Happy...Birthday?
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ToxicAdam

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2012, 10:06:05 AM »
Maybe you should get the hint that birthdays are for children ...


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Oblivion

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2012, 06:58:09 PM »
Thanks for the comments, guys. :heartbeat


So a funny thing happened yesterday. The madre remembered it was my birthday, unlike last year, and she was like "I even got you a cake! And it's chocolate!" (I only eat chocolate cake). So I was like "okay, cool", and after dinner I was planning on having some, only to come to find out that when she said she "bought" a cake, she didn't "actually" buy it, and was saying that she "would" buy it at some point.

Proving once again, boreans >>>>>>>>>> blood family
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MIMIC

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2012, 10:25:11 PM »
*E-birthday hug*
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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2012, 12:06:41 AM »
Fuck you ob. Eat a sexual organ of your choosing.

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2012, 01:19:11 AM »
Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 01, 2012, 10:06:05 AM
Maybe you should get the hint that birthdays are for children ...

:heartbeat

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2012, 01:19:15 PM »
Sorry you had a crappy bday; maybe you should just go thank your mom for having a really rough day delivering you, however many years ago.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2012, 01:42:18 PM »
Quote from: chronovore on November 02, 2012, 01:19:15 PM
Sorry you had a crappy bday; maybe you should just go thank your mom for having a really rough day delivering you, however many years ago.

No problem, I'll thank his mom for him
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Oblivion

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2012, 06:22:30 PM »
Well, turns out that the madre DID in fact get me a birfday cake after all (chocolate!). I wanted to save it for tomorrow, but she insisted I cut it right now since she was hungry.

:maf
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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2012, 06:25:35 PM »
Quote from: The Business on November 01, 2012, 07:14:29 PM
Birthday's are stupid anyway. How egotistical do you have to be to expect someone to celebrate the day you were born? Even Abraham Lincoln and George Washington share a day, what have you done to deserve your own? Korean all celebrate their birthday the same day, on New Year's. That's the way to do it.
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Oblivion

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Re: Welp, my birthday was just as exciting as it was last year
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2012, 09:17:54 PM »
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