Author Topic: The Experiment gets all crunk n shit on a Saturday night! (Read 1493 times)

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **on:** November 03, 2012, 08:19:20 PM »

I'm shitfaced off of wine and beer. A grab bag of thoughts:

1) I hit on an attractive black girl with freckles this week. She was very happy with her boyfriend. Fuuuuuuuuu. I want to fuck a hot black chick badly! It has been years since I last did so.

2) I miss the college days of easy sex.

3) The last time I had sex was with a 42 year old hairdresser. I was so ashamed I didn't brag about it here. She was cute but had this bad boob job and required about half a dozen pills just to function normally in society. She flirted with me and normally, it's just for a better tip. I had an intuition that there was more to it than that and my intuition was correct! Surprisingly, the break up was pretty clean. I just ignored her calls. After two days of my cell blowing up, she stopped.

4) The Wii U is going to be a fucking failure.

5) Your mom.

6) Himuro shouldn't have left. He will be back though so I'm not worried.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2012, 08:40:40 PM »

Post a picture of yourself, you never have.

black girls with freckles? wtf

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2012, 08:42:17 PM »

I've posted pictures before here

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2012, 09:15:21 PM »

No you haven't.

Was the 42 year old good? Arent most older chicks cock hungry?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2012, 09:15:39 PM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2012, 09:41:51 PM »

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.msg638691#msg638691

I've posted my picture several times

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2012, 09:43:04 PM »

Picture is deleted. I think you're lying. And probably wasn't you, either.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2012, 10:05:44 PM »

t exp looks like rob riggle iirc

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2012, 10:30:31 PM »

pic deleted...

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2012, 11:36:26 PM »

I'm drunk on beer and playing some fucking GOT table game shit sucks am gonna keep drinking.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #10 on:** November 04, 2012, 09:51:04 AM »

as a veteran of a crazy and shameful but hot older woman (39), whom I cried about a lot here before I got the sense to end that shit, I can honestly say that was the best sex of my life and it may not be topped. and after we fucked so much for 2 weeks that my dick hurt too much to do it anymore, along came the prostate massage.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #11 on:** November 04, 2012, 12:35:04 PM »

Good thread.

Fake boobs suck.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12 on:** November 04, 2012, 02:48:34 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on November 03, 2012, 08:24:17 PM

Himuro left?

Yep, he's too busy with FourSquare on his new smartphone.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #13 on:** November 04, 2012, 02:52:46 PM »

Welcome Himura

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #14 on:** November 04, 2012, 03:34:20 PM »

His life was short, but he gave immense joy to everyone he knew, if there is a heaven, Stinger Bell is there.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #15 on:** November 04, 2012, 06:17:00 PM »

What's the cheapest wine that can be considered "good"? I've never had a wine that was just undrinkable.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #16 on:** November 04, 2012, 06:22:55 PM »

Wtf dude. Are you Mexican?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17 on:** November 04, 2012, 06:22:56 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 04, 2012, 06:17:00 PM

What's the cheapest wine that can be considered "good"? I've never had a wine that was just undrinkable.

You ever had Boone's Farm?

drew · « **Reply #18 on:** November 04, 2012, 09:33:21 PM »

be glad that you just miss the days of easy college sex and don't regret not taking full advantage of it

last lay was with the dishwasher's mom, she saw me when she dropped him off at work one day, "thought i was cute", and had her son give me her #. he actually wanted me to get with her just so she'd be happier at home, don't regret it in the least even though she was a fat 45 year old

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** November 04, 2012, 09:37:06 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on November 04, 2012, 06:22:55 PM

Wtf dude. Are you Mexican?

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