Author Topic: The President is Obama and you are drunk thread (Read 3384 times)

Barry Egan · « **on:** November 06, 2012, 11:47:34 PM »

The Islamic Shock Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers destroying your Magic Mormon undies 2012.

Capitalism is dead and we are coming for your guns. allah ackbar.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1 on:** November 06, 2012, 11:49:29 PM »

Holy shit I've had a lot of beer. O BA MA O BA MA O BA MA

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #2 on:** November 06, 2012, 11:49:58 PM »

When do we expect the Chinese to place a president in office?

I'm white and I voted Obama

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3 on:** November 06, 2012, 11:54:36 PM »

I'm white, straight and upper middle class and I voted for Obama. Apparently I hate myself.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #4 on:** November 06, 2012, 11:56:57 PM »

Nate Silver should have Joe Scarborough come over to his place for whenever the next Steak and a BJ day is.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:01:14 AM »

I voted for the moderate Republican.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #6 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:03:16 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 07, 2012, 12:01:14 AM

I voted for the moderate Republican.

So you're pleased with his reelection I take it?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:09:08 AM »

I only have one bottle of wine. Waiting for Florida/Ohio to be called before I finish it.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #8 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:19:35 AM »

Tweet of the infinity:

'LOL LICK MY GAY BLACK NUTS ROMNEY'

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #9 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:25:28 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on November 07, 2012, 12:03:16 AM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on November 07, 2012, 12:01:14 AM
I voted for the moderate Republican.
So you're pleased with his reelection I take it?

Not really pleased. Obama was the best guy this year and probably the best President we have had since Reagan.

Mitt had terrible foreign policy stances, that was the deal breaker for me.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #10 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:26:56 AM »

I've had a lot of beer. Should I have more or just go to bed?

Mind you, my wife is in Boston and I'm home alone with the kiddo AND have to get up in 9 hours for work.

Diunx · « **Reply #11 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:31:09 AM »

Well you shouldn't be drunk with the kid around, have to wait till she is 6 for that.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #12 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:31:09 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 07, 2012, 12:26:56 AM

I've had a lot of beer. Should I have more or just go to bed?

Mind you, my wife is in Boston and I'm home alone with the kiddo AND have to get up in 9 hours for work.

It is your duty to drink until Mitt Romneys concession speech tears are being broadcast live to the nation

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:37:25 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on November 07, 2012, 12:31:09 AM

Well you shouldn't be drunk with the kid around, have to wait till she is 6 for that.

I won't be drunk. My tolerance is scary high. Thanks, Untappd. :'(

Either way, I'm not going to bed until Mitt concedes.

tiesto · « **Reply #14 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:39:51 AM »

once again:

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #15 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:42:52 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on November 07, 2012, 12:39:51 AM

once again:

Dude, have a beer on check it in on Untappd with "I voted" in your comment. Badge time!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #16 on:** November 07, 2012, 02:07:09 AM »

I just sunk my battleship.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #17 on:** November 07, 2012, 02:32:47 AM »

remember when obama was all "proceed, governor" and Romney got all flustered and the audience laughed at him? good times man.

cool breeze · « **Reply #18 on:** November 07, 2012, 03:06:47 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19 on:** November 07, 2012, 10:34:16 AM »

Yep, got pretty toasted last night. Feeling pretty slow today but it was worth it. Schadenfreude is pretty good hangover medicine.

T234 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 07, 2012, 12:51:30 PM »

A great many blunts were smoked last night. There are no blunt wraps for sale in ********** County, KY tonight. Absolutely zero, we bought them all and smoked them all last night.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** November 07, 2012, 01:02:02 PM »

Quote from: T234 on November 07, 2012, 12:51:30 PM

A great many blunts were smoked last night. There are no blunt wraps for sale in ********** County, KY tonight. Absolutely zero, we bought them all and smoked them all last night.

When are you relocating, brother? And CO or WA?

T234 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 07, 2012, 01:13:29 PM »

Next spring. Serious as a heart attack, too. Likely CO. Would move to Washington if it was less expensive, lotta time between now and then for me to get my finances right, so it is too early to tell on the location.

Any WA evilborian willing to host me for awhile in the spring will be compensated for their effort. Heavily.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** November 07, 2012, 01:14:43 PM »

Quote from: T234 on November 07, 2012, 01:13:29 PM

Next spring. Serious as a heart attack, too. Likely CO. Would move to Washington if it was less expensive, lotta time between now and then for me to get my finances right, so it is too early to tell on the location.

The Seattle area is expensive, but if you're willing to move further away from the core, it's not that bad. Heck, you could also go to Spokane or Olympia.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** November 07, 2012, 01:32:31 PM »

I had always been planning on getting out of the South in the coming years anyway... the pac-nw had been a leading candidate but honestly after yesterday I'm willing to say I prefer WA to OR. I'd like to partake again in a more relaxed, less sketchy way of doing so. Just icing on the cake, really.

bork · « **Reply #25 on:** November 07, 2012, 01:42:41 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 07, 2012, 01:32:31 PM

I had always been planning on getting out of the South in the coming years anyway... the pac-nw had been a leading candidate but honestly after yesterday I'm willing to say I prefer WA to OR. I'd like to partake again in a more relaxed, less sketchy way of doing so. Just icing on the cake, really.

I'd like to get out of here at some point, too. Even have the opportunity for a job transfer next year, but it's to Salt Lake City. No thanks...will stick with Atlanta.

Actually I'd like to get the hell out of the country again. Living abroad was great. It's fun being the clueless foreigner!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** November 07, 2012, 01:46:48 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on November 07, 2012, 10:34:16 AM

Yep, got pretty toasted last night. Feeling pretty slow today but it was worth it. Schadenfreude is pretty good hangover medicine.

Dude the Schadenfreude has been rather non-fulfilling for me. I expected a more focused voter fraud freak out, or more anger on Fox. Instead it was a slow funeral procession

I couldn't even will myself to troll Manabyte. He was tweeting me while I was at work, bragging about the exit polls showing only a D +3 ID. That was like...6:20PM. I didn't hear from him for the rest of the night, nor did I send him anything.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** November 07, 2012, 01:52:06 PM »

Ok, scrap my previous post. THIS

I am fed

Mandark · « **Reply #28 on:** November 07, 2012, 02:00:35 PM »

I posted a milquetoast can't-we-all-get-along plea on my FB before the results, partly to head off some of the inevitable freakout, and partly because it would restrain me from being too much of a gloating asshole afterwards.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #29 on:** November 07, 2012, 02:20:29 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on November 07, 2012, 02:00:35 PM

I posted a milquetoast can't-we-all-get-along plea on my FB before the results, partly to head off some of the inevitable freakout, and partly because it would restrain me from being too much of a gloating asshole afterwards.

Not me. As I noted, I am a SORE fucking winner. Losing kind of pisses me off, but nothing is more annoying than me after a really good day.

T234 · « **Reply #30 on:** November 07, 2012, 02:22:13 PM »

Yeah. Washington is ideal.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #31 on:** November 07, 2012, 02:23:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2012, 01:46:48 PM

Quote from: Zero Hero on November 07, 2012, 10:34:16 AM
Yep, got pretty toasted last night. Feeling pretty slow today but it was worth it. Schadenfreude is pretty good hangover medicine.

Dude the Schadenfreude has been rather non-fulfilling for me. I expected a more focused voter fraud freak out, or more anger on Fox. Instead it was a slow funeral procession

I couldn't even will myself to troll Manabyte. He was tweeting me while I was at work, bragging about the exit polls showing only a D +3 ID. That was like...6:20PM. I didn't hear from him for the rest of the night, nor did I send him anything.

I honestly don't think any of the conservatives I know realized they were going to get spanked this hard. They just sort of went silent when they realized that it was going very badly for them.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #32 on:** November 07, 2012, 02:49:33 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on November 07, 2012, 02:23:10 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2012, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: Zero Hero on November 07, 2012, 10:34:16 AM
Yep, got pretty toasted last night. Feeling pretty slow today but it was worth it. Schadenfreude is pretty good hangover medicine.

Dude the Schadenfreude has been rather non-fulfilling for me. I expected a more focused voter fraud freak out, or more anger on Fox. Instead it was a slow funeral procession

I couldn't even will myself to troll Manabyte. He was tweeting me while I was at work, bragging about the exit polls showing only a D +3 ID. That was like...6:20PM. I didn't hear from him for the rest of the night, nor did I send him anything.
I honestly don't think any of the conservatives I know realized they were going to get spanked this hard. They just sort of went silent when they realized that it was going very badly for them.

PD, I wasn't really looking for bitters tears, I just knew they were out there and it was good enough for me.

SC, When you realize that you had been lied too for a long time, you want to change the subject as fast as possible. If this gets my right wing inlaws to stop spouting their bullshit for a while then double daps to Obama.

Mandark · « **Reply #33 on:** November 07, 2012, 03:01:16 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on November 07, 2012, 02:23:10 PM

I honestly don't think any of the conservatives I know realized they were going to get spanked this hard. They just sort of went silent when they realized that it was going very badly for them.

A lot of what I heard from conservatives for the last year wasn't just that they disliked Obama, that he was doing a bad job, or that they hoped he'd lose, but just straight up trash talk about the upcoming Romney win. It was kinda weird.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #34 on:** November 07, 2012, 03:14:57 PM »

I got the same thing. I think what is going to be the most interesting to see is how the right responds to the fact that they just had an election where they didn't have the candidate or the demographics but they still thought they could pull it off. I hope they change their primary process so someone like Huntsman can win, but I think honestly they are going to go further right in January.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #35 on:** November 07, 2012, 03:18:47 PM »

I'm drinking, anyone want a victory martini?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #36 on:** November 07, 2012, 03:25:48 PM »

Quote from: The Wrath Of Drugula on November 07, 2012, 03:04:37 PM

I'm drinking up the bitter tears all over, but of course I live in Montana.

I think my neighbors are crying

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #37 on:** November 07, 2012, 03:33:17 PM »

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-31-worst-people-on-the-planet

well, they're pissed

Brehvolution · « **Reply #38 on:** November 07, 2012, 03:40:18 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 07, 2012, 03:33:17 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-31-worst-people-on-the-planet

well, they're pissed

Public humiliation is the right call.

Yeti · « **Reply #39 on:** November 07, 2012, 04:03:52 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 07, 2012, 03:33:17 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-31-worst-people-on-the-planet

well, they're pissed

To be fair to #10, it seemed like it was just her father who is the awful racist and she was just laughing at his bitter tears.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #40 on:** November 07, 2012, 04:29:49 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 07, 2012, 03:33:17 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-31-worst-people-on-the-planet

well, they're pissed

wait, i'm confused about #20... I thought sand distinguished black fellows were arab mooslems, not kenyan mooslems

lol at the autocorrect... was there n-word spam at some point?

etiolate · « **Reply #41 on:** November 07, 2012, 04:45:59 PM »

my facebook flist has been surprisingly decent post-election

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #42 on:** November 08, 2012, 01:20:36 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 07, 2012, 04:45:59 PM

my facebook flist has been surprisingly decent post-election

Mine has too aside from one person, and he shut up after Tuesday night.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** November 08, 2012, 08:20:23 PM »

I admit I teared up a bit

Barry Egan · « **Reply #44 on:** November 08, 2012, 10:08:01 PM »

Sentimentality is nice, but I'm in it for the jouissance

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #45 on:** November 08, 2012, 11:03:31 PM »

wow, what an asshole

Brehvolution · « **Reply #46 on:** November 09, 2012, 09:46:05 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2012, 08:20:23 PM

I admit I teared up a bit

Watched this on CNN last night. He is an amazing person.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #47 on:** November 09, 2012, 10:13:17 AM »

It's been nice to have two well articulated and passionate dems in recent years with Clinton and Obama.

This comes after growing up with well intentioned and honorable but dry as toast dems like Mondale and Dukakis.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #48 on:** November 09, 2012, 07:18:08 PM »

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/2012/11/09/romney-campaign-spent-fireworks/YrFOs5OEgE98XvjBJ9nItJ/story.html

Quote

BOSTON (AP) — Mitt Romney’s campaign had planned an eight-minute, $25,000 fireworks show to celebrate a presidential victory that never materialized.

News:

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