Author Topic: Twinkies suck. (Read 9038 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** November 16, 2012, 11:43:02 PM »

Cry moar, hipsters. You probably haven't choked down one of those nasty excuses for a snake cake since you were 12 before now, that's why they're going out of business, and good riddance.

Tasty · « **Reply #1 on:** November 16, 2012, 11:45:59 PM »

Not a big fan myself.

Yodels on the other hand.

Frozen Yodels.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2 on:** November 16, 2012, 11:46:50 PM »

Frozen berry pies... OMG

Tasty · « **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2012, 11:47:31 PM »

Hostess, who needs ya?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4 on:** November 16, 2012, 11:48:28 PM »

Little Debbies is better anyway

Lil Debbie

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** November 16, 2012, 11:49:16 PM »

Is Little Debbie going out of business? No. Maybe it's because their signature product isn't a cheap bit of sponge cake with some whipped cream squirted in the middle. Mmmm, I could eat some star crunches or oatmeal creme pies right now.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6 on:** November 16, 2012, 11:49:57 PM »

$:-\$ Twas a sad day, went to the local stores and they were sold out of everything but the stupid cherry sweet rolls. I wanted some filled cupcakes damnit.

Tasty · « **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2012, 11:51:56 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 16, 2012, 11:46:50 PM

Frozen berry pies... OMG

OMG?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2012, 11:54:57 PM »

On the plus side the good folks protecting the long standing american brand of Pabst Blue Ribbon might buy up Hostess. I honestly hope they sue the CEO of the company though, that fucker approved so many pay raises in this economy... Greedy mother fuckers!

Mandark · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:01:26 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2012, 11:49:16 PM

Is Little Debbie going out of business? No. Maybe it's because their signature product isn't a cheap bit of sponge cake with some whipped cream squirted in the middle. Mmmm, I could eat some star crunches or oatmeal creme pies right now.

On an apples-to-apples comparison, Ho-Hos destroy Swiss Cake Rolls, though.

Mandark · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:02:15 AM »

And I never really liked Twinkies, but...

cool breeze · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:06:30 AM »

Twinkies always tasted like chemical death.

Did hostess also make those goo filled stiff muffins with a latex strip of chocolate on top that you could peel off? I liked those back in primary school.

edit: apparently they do (did?) and they're just called: cup cakes $:-\$

I liked the nerf angel food cake too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:10:23 AM »

Unions putting job creators out of business

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on November 16, 2012, 11:48:28 PM

Little Debbies is better anyway

Lil Debbie

Atramental · « **Reply #13 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:11:08 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on November 16, 2012, 11:48:28 PM

Little Debbies is better anyway

Lil Debbie

Yeah, Little Debbies "cloud cakes" actually taste like cake.

While twinkies kinda have this odd foam rubber taste/texture...

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #14 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:15:59 AM »

Guess its time to search out the Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes, those things are the bomb. And partly to blame for my morbid obesity.

cool breeze · « **Reply #15 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:18:00 AM »

future generations won't understand :'(

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:29:21 AM »

chocolate pies

creme-filled cupcakes

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:32:33 AM »

Somewhere, Little Debbie is laughing an evil laugh

Tasty · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2012, 01:02:43 AM »

Quote from: fryinghigh on November 17, 2012, 12:18:00 AM

future generations won't understand :'(

I didn't know what they were when I saw that ep...

chronovore · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2012, 02:09:27 AM »

Who makes Ding-Dongs? I need to know, so I can know whether or not to whine.

etiolate · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2012, 05:19:52 AM »

Hostess makes ding dongs

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #21 on:** November 17, 2012, 10:02:07 AM »

- Lost the long running lawsuit against Epic Games
- Had a scathing tell all article about his company

and most importantly now Hostess is closing up shop. This just isn't Denis Dyack's year

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #22 on:** November 17, 2012, 10:11:18 AM »

the only good part of any hostess product is the cream filling. even then, it's just whipped jizz loaded with sugar.

the sudden Hostess love is a nostalgia bomb on par with people saying Shenmue 1+2 are still good games that plays well

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** November 17, 2012, 10:16:12 AM »

I havent eaten a Hostess product in fuckin YEARS. Then again I avoid baked goods cause they dont go well with laziness.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #24 on:** November 17, 2012, 10:19:39 AM »

little debbie golden delicious cakes or whatever theyre called have been killing twinkies for years, so no fucks given here

hostess are also the only snack cakes that have beef fat in them

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #25 on:** November 17, 2012, 10:30:49 AM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** November 17, 2012, 10:40:20 AM »

when i was a kid, my friends and i used to make up mean song lyrics about each other

this one was about our chubby friend chris

in honor of the passing of this american treasure, i now present it to you:

Hunger Pains (to the tune of "Purple Haze")

Hunger Pains, all in my stomach
Lately, I just can't get my fill
I'm actin hongry*, and I don't know why
'Scuse me while I eat this Hostess Pie

*you have to pronounce it like that

T234 · « **Reply #27 on:** November 17, 2012, 10:42:15 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on November 17, 2012, 12:01:26 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2012, 11:49:16 PM
Is Little Debbie going out of business? No. Maybe it's because their signature product isn't a cheap bit of sponge cake with some whipped cream squirted in the middle. Mmmm, I could eat some star crunches or oatmeal creme pies right now.

On an apples-to-apples comparison, Ho-Hos destroy Swiss Cake Rolls, though.

NO

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #28 on:** November 17, 2012, 11:22:52 AM »

swiss cake rolls > ho hos

Positive Touch · « **Reply #29 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:04:26 PM »

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #30 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:15:31 PM »

Yeah, I always thought Hostess stuff sucked. The Twinkie is very disgusting.

drew · « **Reply #31 on:** November 17, 2012, 12:26:58 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32 on:** November 17, 2012, 02:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on November 16, 2012, 11:51:56 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 16, 2012, 11:46:50 PM
Frozen berry pies... OMG

OMG?

Yep, OMG. Hostess Berry Pies thrown in the freezer are awesome.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #33 on:** November 17, 2012, 04:47:24 PM »

Here's a homemade Twinkie recipe for if you ever get nostalgic.

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 17, 2012, 02:57:46 PM

Quote from: Andrex on November 16, 2012, 11:51:56 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 16, 2012, 11:46:50 PM
Frozen berry pies... OMG

OMG?

Yep, OMG. Hostess Berry Pies thrown in the freezer are awesome.

Heck yea. I was partial to apple myself, though I've never tried it frozen.

Robo · « **Reply #34 on:** November 17, 2012, 04:52:39 PM »

I'd rather eat Wax Lips.

chronovore · « **Reply #35 on:** November 17, 2012, 06:16:25 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 17, 2012, 02:09:27 AM

Who makes Ding-Dongs? I need to know, so I can know whether or not to whine.

Quote from: etiolate on November 17, 2012, 05:19:52 AM

Hostess makes ding dongs

Huff · « **Reply #36 on:** November 17, 2012, 07:22:21 PM »

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #37 on:** November 18, 2012, 06:39:33 PM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on November 17, 2012, 12:15:59 AM

Guess its time to search out the Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes, those things are the bomb. And partly to blame for my morbid obesity.

I'm among good people. Little Debbie was always the best. Star crunch, oatmeal creme pies, Nutty Bars? I ask my family to give me a box of the christmas tree brownies every year for christmas. And then I put whipped cream on them.

The brownies. Not my family.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #38 on:** November 18, 2012, 06:41:44 PM »

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #39 on:** November 18, 2012, 06:46:02 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on November 18, 2012, 06:41:44 PM

(Image removed from quote.) > *

I've... I've never seen these. They look incredible.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #40 on:** November 18, 2012, 06:46:27 PM »

Star Crunch

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #41 on:** November 18, 2012, 07:03:48 PM »

nomnomnom

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #42 on:** November 18, 2012, 07:08:41 PM »

Quote from: PigSpeakers on November 18, 2012, 06:46:02 PM

I've... I've never seen these. They look incredible.

they are incredible

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #43 on:** November 18, 2012, 07:10:06 PM »

Mrs. Freshley's makes these Jelly Swirl and Cream-curl Honey Buns which are sooooo terrible for you (I think the cream-curl one has like 37 grams of fat) but delicious. You can taste death in every bite, and it's the death that makes them good.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #44 on:** November 18, 2012, 07:31:52 PM »

fudge nut brownies are the gods treats

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #45 on:** November 18, 2012, 08:51:44 PM »

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=twinkies&_sacat=0&_from=R40

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Huff · « **Reply #46 on:** November 18, 2012, 09:11:12 PM »

honey buns were the reason i was a fat kid in middle school

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #47 on:** November 18, 2012, 09:21:13 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on November 18, 2012, 07:03:48 PM

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nomnomnom

Needs more Zebra Cakes.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #48 on:** November 19, 2012, 12:47:16 AM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 18, 2012, 08:51:44 PM

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=twinkies&_sacat=0&_from=R40

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

lol, not like somebody's obviously going to seep in and buy the brand name thus continuing the existence all of this shit anyway

Robo · « **Reply #49 on:** November 19, 2012, 12:54:25 AM »

Oh god, fudge rounds and oatmeal creme pies. There's no reason why I shouldn't be as fat as the rest of you.

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